Thursday, March 27, 2008

And the 6 Degrees of Casey to Ashley Alexandra Dupre Winner is...

Mitchell (despite the fact that Casey Serin AKA Benoit has been stuffing the ballot box)!


Woohoo! Win-win! Excellent entry!

Mitchell said...

1) Casey finally sold IAFF in the third quarter of 2007.

2) Google's revenues for that quarter were US$4.23 billion.

3) When I checked just now (9pm Pacific standard time, March 15 2008), US$4.23 was roughly equal to 100 Russian rubles.

4) Shostakovich once won a 100-ruble bet that he couldn't arrange the Broadway hit "Tea for Two" for the orchestra.

5) The music for "Tea for Two" was composed by Vincent Youmans.

6) Ashley was born Ashley Youmans.
March 15, 2008 8:55 PM

P.S. Nothing wrong with stuffing the ballot box as it seems to be the American way!

Baby seals have less than 1 day left to live









Help stop this insanity.
Boycott Canadian seafood.
Boycott Red Lobster.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Baby seal slaughter begins in less than 2 days



Who could possibly purchase fur clothing made out of these little guys killed so brutally?
Often they are skinned before they are dead despite what the Canadian government says.


Do you want to support thugs like this? If not, sign the pledge.





The seal hunt survives only because of subsidies doled out to the sealing industry by the government of Canada. It has become a glorified welfare scheme where in return for killing seals for a few weeks the sealers can qualify for unemployment insurance for the rest of the year.

“They say it’s part of their culture,” said Captain Watson, president and founder of Sea Shepherd who himself grew up in an Eastern fishing village in the Canadian province of New Brunswick. “It’s a culture based on the cruel clubbing of baby seals for a few weeks each year and drinking Canadian Club and beer the rest of the year. It’s a culture that any Maritimer with half a brain abandoned generations ago.”



It looks like this skinhead asshole spends a lot of time on his ass drinking beer.
Boycott Canada.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Zen Dog

At a Zen Buddhist temple in southern Japan, even the dog prays.

Mimicking his master, priest Joei Yoshikuni, a 1 1/2-year-old black-and-white Chihuahua named Conan joins in the daily prayers at Naha's Shuri Kannondo temple, sitting up on his hind legs and putting his front paws together before the altar.

Conan has proved very popular with tourists
It took him only a few days to learn the motions, and now he is the talk of the town.

"Word has spread, and we are getting a lot more tourists," Mr Yoshikuni said Monday.

With Conan's help the temple now draws 30 per cent more visitors than before.

Yoshikuni said Conan generally goes through his prayer routine at the temple in the capital of Japan's southern Okinawa prefecture (state) without prompting before his morning and evening meals.

"I think he saw me doing it all the time and got the idea to do it, too," Yoshikuni said.

The priest is now trying to teach him how to meditate.

Well, sort of. "Basically, I am just trying to get him to sit still while I meditate," he explained. "It's not like we can make him cross his legs."

Conan the dog learns to pray

Friday, March 21, 2008

China posts wanted list for Tibet

"China must resolutely crush the conspiracy of sabotage and smash 'Tibet independence forces'," the paper said in an editorial.

Luba and Marketa Say Hi!

Photos of the suspects were posted on the internet as China continued the crackdown that followed the unrest.

China has said that 19 people were killed in the Lhasa riots, which later spread to other Tibetan areas.

But Tibetan exiles say that nearly 100 have been killed by the Chinese security forces.

The official People's Daily newspaper said on Saturday that those responsible should be severely punished

Vote on the 6 Degrees of Casey to Ashley Alexandra Dupre Winner

Now it is time to vote on the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Ashley Alexandra Dupre win-win winner! Woohoo!
BTW is it just me or is this photo of Ashley Alexandra Dupre utterly ridiculous...?
Not to mention this one:
Yikes!

We have some excellent entries to choose from:

Buzz Saw said...
1) Kristin is a shameless hussy who earned her money.

2) KC is a shameless blog whore who earned very little of the money he wasted.

Sorry, I'm in a sour mood. I'll try again later. Oh yeah, murst!
March 14, 2008 6:50 PM

Casey Serin said...
Both I and this Kristen character service men for money. Concise? ;-)
March 15, 2008 7:31 PM

Mitchell said...
1) Casey finally sold IAFF in the third quarter of 2007.

2) Google's revenues for that quarter were US$4.23 billion.

3) When I checked just now (9pm Pacific standard time, March 15 2008), US$4.23 was roughly equal to 100 Russian rubles.

4) Shostakovich once won a 100-ruble bet that he couldn't arrange the Broadway hit "Tea for Two" for the orchestra.

5) The music for "Tea for Two" was composed by Vincent Youmans.

6) Ashley was born Ashley Youmans.
March 15, 2008 8:55 PM

BelowTheCrowd said...
1) Casey Serin broke the law and tried to turn his experience into a path to riches.

2) Kristin broke the law and tried to turn her experience into a path to riches.
How much more obvious can it get?
-btc
March 15, 2008 10:51 PM

BelowTheCrowd said...
Or as an alternate:

1) Casey Serin has caused significant marital distress.

2) Kristen has caused significant marital distress.

another:

1) Casey made a career of getting fucked by banks.

2) Banks employ investment bankers.

2) Kristen made a career of getting fucked by investment bankers.
-btc
March 15, 2008 10:54 PM

NotAnOptimist said...
Mitchell's entry is a bit hard to beat. Nevertheless, here's my attempt.

1) Prior to IAFF, Casey wrote in his Earth Mission blog for 7 months (1/1/06 - 7/17/06).

2) There are 7 books in the Harry Potter series.

3) One of the main characters in Harry Potter is Ron Weasley, or as his Mum sometimes calls him, Ronnie.4) Ronnie is also a nickname for Veronica.

5) Veronica Mars was a popular TV show starring Kristen Bell as the title character.

6) Kristen is the name by which Spitzer knows Ashley Alexandra Dupre.
March 16, 2008 11:34 AM

Ogg the Caveman said...
I'm going to get my ass kicked in this one. Nevertheless, here's my entry, with a nod to Benoit™:

1. Kristen is prostitute who has been linked to an important public official.

2. Dick Cheney is an important public official who has been linked to prostitutes.

3. Dick Cheney once shot his friend in the face while hunting.

4. Acting in gay porn may involve taking a shot in the mouth, which is a part of the face.

5. Gay porn is the only legal career path still open to Casey Serin.
March 16, 2008 12:42 PM

Octopus Bath


Time to wake up via Warren Ellis

Thursday, March 20, 2008