Happy Fluffy Furry Friday!

Sorry, I'm in more of a fluffy furry than fishnets mood due to this bizarre vintage ad that hasn't yet been fully appreciated over at Akubi Zone.
Can anyone translate this 1967 ad?

BTW, I can't believe that fuckyeahdogs has over 4000 followers now.

Such Cute Microbes!

Such cute little plush herpes!

Lyme Disease!

Hat tip to Ogg who thought the above ebola was the cutest. I think it looks a bit like a turd. Speaking of turds when will Casey Serin get the hell off of the internet?

BTW, my petrofied squid arrived! Woohoo! I should investigate polishing options.

Hat tip to Wagga for this find:
On a related note RNC shells out $150K for Palin fashion.

My dogs need a Hotdoll, but where can we get one?

When I came across this Unscathed Corpse post about the Hotdoll sex toy for dogs I thought it seemed vaguely familiar - like I may have seen it on the internets before - and indeed that was the case, but Hotdoll still isn't available for purchase. WTF?
I'm really tired of Akubi humping Tanuki and Tanuki attempting to hump my leg so it seems the perfect solution.