flying octopus by ~holznessSaturday, May 17, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
My Hero!
I do my best thinking on the bus...
The more you drive the less intelligent you are.
Read books and throw Scientology, Tom Cruise and his subprime spawn out the window!
I think I saw a little Pomeranian on the hood of the car...

Labels:
Aliens,
Apocalypse,
Bizarre,
Bollywood,
Cars,
Coors,
Driving,
Entropy,
IQ,
Plate of Shrimp,
Quiz,
Rabbit Hole,
Repo Man,
Republicans,
UFO,
Wagga,
Wasteland,
Weird,
Zen
Cara Cakes wishes you a Happy Fishnet Friday!
Cara Cakes Campy 1 '08 by ~vcateyesvOn this Fishnet Friday Cara Cakes would like to give Edgar Alpo a big hug!
Do you think Cara is aggravating global warming?
Counterpoint:

Zillow Book features a Fishnet Friday extravaganza!
Labels:
Absurd,
Art,
Big 3D Boobs,
Bizarre,
Cake,
Camp,
Dolly Dimples,
Evi,
Fishnets,
food,
Global Warming,
Insanity,
Kitsch,
The Egg Lady Edith Massey,
Vomit
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Living like a Fish
He likes to say that he "took to photography like a duck takes to water." But "like a fish" might be closer to the mark. At Silver Springs, Mozert pioneered underwater photography, building waterproof housings that allowed him to go deep with a camera in hand. For some 45 years (except for service with the Army Air Forces during World War II), he created scenes of people—comely young women, for the most part—talking on the phone, playing golf, reading the newspaper...underwater, all the better to show off the wondrous clarity of Silver Springs' waters.
"Everything has a picture in it, a sellable picture," Mozert says. "All you got to do is use your imagination." To create bubbles in a champagne flute, he would stick some dry ice or Alka-Seltzer in the glass; to simulate smoke rising from a grill, he used canned condensed milk. "The fat in the milk would cause it to rise, creating ‘smoke' for a long time," he says. With his meticulous production values and surreal vision, Mozert cast Silver Springs in a light perfectly suited to postwar America—part "Leave It to Beaver" and part "The Twilight Zone." His images anchored a national publicity campaign for the springs from the 1940s through the '70s; competing against water-skiing shows, dancing porpoises, leaping whales and hungry alligators, Silver Springs remained one of Florida's premier attractions, the Disney World of its day. Then, in 1971, came Disney World.



The Life Aquatic with Bruce Mozert via otomano

Labels:
Art,
Bizarre,
Disney,
Fish,
Koi,
Photography,
Plankton,
pond scum,
Pools,
Surreal,
The Twilight Zone,
Underwater,
vintage,
Water
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Channeling M. SINGH
Olbermann To Bush: "This War Is Not About You...Shut The Hell Up!"
Flawed.
You, Mr. Bush, and your tragically know-it-all minions, threw out every piece of intelligence that suggested there were no such weapons.
You, Mr. Bush, threw out every person who suggested that the sober, contradictory, reality-based intelligence needed to be listened to, fast.
You, Mr. Bush, are responsible for how "intelligence communities all across the world shared the same assessment."
You and the sycophants you dredged up and put behind the most important steering wheel in the world propagated palpable nonsense and shoved it down the throat of every intelligence community across the world and punished anybody who didn't agree it was really chicken salad.
And you, Mr. Bush, threw under the bus, all of the subsequent critics who bravely stepped forward later to point out just how much of a self-fulfilling prophecy you had embraced, and adopted as this country's policy in lieu of, say, common sense.
The fiasco of pre-war intelligence, sir, is your fiasco.
You should build a great statue of yourself turning a deaf ear to the warnings of realists, while you are shown embracing the three-card monte dealers like Richard Perle and Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney.
That would be a far more fitting tribute to your legacy, Mr. Bush, than this presidential library you are constructing as a giant fable about your presidency, an edifice you might as claim was built from "Iraqi weapons of mass destruction" because there will be just as many of those inside your presidential library as there were inside Saddam Hussein's Iraq.
Labels:
Deadbeats,
Dick Cheney,
Diebold,
Fiscal Policy,
Garbage,
George W,
George W Retard,
Iraq,
M. SINGH,
MSNBC,
Overpaid sick fucks,
Peak Oil,
Politics,
Vote,
Voters,
Warrentless Spying,
Wasteland
On The Limits Of Memory

Square America: On The Limits Of Memory - About 70 (45 new to the site) optically distorted photos. Dreamy and strange, they are the product of cheap cameras and damaged negatives- no photoshop necessary.






Last month's Smoke series is also worth noting.
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