Beastie Boy Bodhisattva with M. SINGH

M. SINGH said...

Madame AKUBI,

Yes, it seems that Senator MCCAIN and Governor PALIN are not totally aware of all Internet traditions, and the trolls that one would receive by pandering to the lowest common denominator.As an interesting aside, I was reading about how Mr. MCCAIN wears a particular pair of Ferragamo loafers at his campaign stops. They are apparently only available at Neiman Marcus for $520. Browsing their site, I found that they come in my size of US 13 Medium, but that these shoes tend to run slightly narrow. I assume these shoes could hold a place of honor in the pantheon of infamous Italian footwear, right next to Bruno Maglis as worn by O.J. SIMPSON and The Real Killers™.

The Huffington Post article I referenced earlier also mentions that Mr. MCCAIN wore the Ferragamo loafers on a visit to the Dalai Lama. It does seem rather odd that Mr. MCCAIN would lambast Senator OBAMA for making a speech in Germany, while he turned around and made an appointment with His Holiness. Moreover, I am surprised that both the egos of these gentlemen could fit in the same room.

I wonder if the Beastie Boys were forced to wait outside while they talked?

I remain,

M. SINGH
October 12, 2008 7:01 AM

Channeling M. SINGH

Olbermann To Bush: "This War Is Not About You...Shut The Hell Up!"
Flawed.

You, Mr. Bush, and your tragically know-it-all minions, threw out every piece of intelligence that suggested there were no such weapons.

You, Mr. Bush, threw out every person who suggested that the sober, contradictory, reality-based intelligence needed to be listened to, fast.

You, Mr. Bush, are responsible for how "intelligence communities all across the world shared the same assessment."

You and the sycophants you dredged up and put behind the most important steering wheel in the world propagated palpable nonsense and shoved it down the throat of every intelligence community across the world and punished anybody who didn't agree it was really chicken salad.

And you, Mr. Bush, threw under the bus, all of the subsequent critics who bravely stepped forward later to point out just how much of a self-fulfilling prophecy you had embraced, and adopted as this country's policy in lieu of, say, common sense.

The fiasco of pre-war intelligence, sir, is your fiasco.

You should build a great statue of yourself turning a deaf ear to the warnings of realists, while you are shown embracing the three-card monte dealers like Richard Perle and Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney.

That would be a far more fitting tribute to your legacy, Mr. Bush, than this presidential library you are constructing as a giant fable about your presidency, an edifice you might as claim was built from "Iraqi weapons of mass destruction" because there will be just as many of those inside your presidential library as there were inside Saddam Hussein's Iraq.

Yutaro the Koi Boy

The Adventures of Yutaro via Neatorama

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
Despite the fact that this guy is a McSame enthusiast, I shall link to the video due to the other aspects I agree with:

Hat tip to Edgar.

Hate Hillary? Vent here.

I seriously need some Beavis and Butthead therapy.

M. SINGH: Casey Serin and the Honorable Kenny ROGERS

BREAKING NEWS FLASH! M. SINGH has updated his blog for the first time since June!

For those of you who may not have access to the CaseyHaterz forum I thought I would bring M. SINGH's recent Casey to Kenny Rogers insights to your attention.

GENTLEMEN,

The photos only show one plate of pasta. However, applying light sources to the top right hand corner shows something more interesting:



As you can see, Messrs. SERIN and LUPO were sitting next to none other than the Honorable Kenny ROGERS! After noticing these would-be entrepreneurs work on their business plan, he introduced himself to Mr. SERIN. He said:

"Son, I've made a life out of massive focused action,
And spending days on finding ways to get cash back at close.
Of all the funds you siphoned, you don't even have a fraction.
If you'll pass me a shot of wheatgrass, I'll tell you what I know."

Mr. SERIN handed him his wheatgrass shot, and Mr. ROGERS drank it in one gulp. Then the Macaroni Grill became deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression. Mr. ROGERS leaned forward and whispered hoarsely:

"If you're going to play the game, boy, you have to learn to play it right.

"You got to know when to hold 'em,
know when to fold 'em,
know when to walk away,
know when to run."

Turning toward Mr. LUPO, he continued:

"Don't waste your time complaining
about your business partner's blogging.
They'll be plenty time for flogging
when you're underneath the bus."

Mr. SERIN was deeply moved by this meeting, and remembers it to this day -- October 16, 2007.

By October 17, he will have completely forgotten it.

I remain,

M. SINGH


In other news, this image intrigues me...

Divided by ~jstasilentscream

6 Degrees of Casey Serin – Casey to Than Shwe

Hey Kidz,

In honor of Casey’s reemergence in the “online world” who will not hear from him “for a long long time” let’s play another 6 Degrees of Casey Serin game!

Woohoo!

The latest challenge is Casey to Than Shwe, Burma’s corrupt military dictator.

P.S. Where's M. SINGH?

GENTLEMEN, the win-win winner of 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Mahatma Gandhi is…

M. SINGH with his award-winning entry citing such gold nuggets as Mssrs. GANDHI and SERIN’s “early riser” bowel movements.

Woohoo!

Honorable mention goes to second runner up, WAGGA, with his “super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis” entry.

Win-Win!

I remain,

Madame AKUBI

P.S. I would like to note that Lou Minatti created the above video.

P.P.S. Given the extraordinary popularity of the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™ game, perhaps I should consider selling the rights to same lunatic who supposedly purchased IAFF for 20K. Hmmm.

Vegan Porn, Books & Fava Beans

BTW, this isn't vegan, but I like this crab nebula image...

Repo Man, Dr. Seuss and Bill Burroughs

MAJOR NEWS FLASH: HE'S BAAAAAACK!

NEWS FLASH! M. SINGH & Red Schnapper note that Nigel invests in Revlon!

Awesome poetry is happening here.

Further details to follow if Vista, Dr. Benway, et al. don't eat our memory card.

Disgusting find of the day: hairball in human stomach

Aspeth’s Final Word & Nietzsche Pops for M. SINGH

While I’ve been falling behind on my online life, I did manage to be Murst! on Aspeth’s critique of Casey Serin's final Friday night fraudcast. I dugg it and would imagine most of my large audience of a dozen or so regular readers would as well.

Mr. SINGH,
I have included the previously mentioned Nietzsche Pops poster. Unfortunately the flash was problematic.


OT update: Senator Obama is awesome!

K, Hillary is bright too (but she's a boomer).

6 Degrees of Casey Serin - Casey to W.S. Burroughs

Apparently Casey Serin to Karl Rove was far too easy, so we have another 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™ game: Casey to W.S. Burroughs

WooHoo!!!P.S. For those of you who may have missed it the first time, the above Casey image is the work of M. SINGH.

News Flash: M. SINGH sends CV to Casey Serin

http://msinghscandalsheet.blogspot.com/2007/05/gentlemen-recently-mr.html

In other housing news, the Berkeley Housing Authority reportedly paid landlords fed rent subsidies for 15 dead tenants.

The Mysterious M. Singh Has a Blog of his Own!

While it's hot off the press, check out the M. SINGH SCANDAL SHEET and congratulate him on his new venture.

More Art and Wisdom from the Mysterious M. Singh

AS SEEN ON ExUrb!

At 6:38 AM, M. SINGH said...
GENTLEMEN,

Mr. SERIN seems to have quite a dilemma. I am quite sure he would like to write about his visit to Modesto. However, Mr. RATLAB did an excellent job of doing that for him. Also, do keep in mind Mr. SERIN's latest contribution of photographs have only served to spawn the highly creative series of "what Casey can't do."

Rather than contribute directly to that series, I instead proffer a photograph of what Mr. SERIN will be doing assuming certain parties are successful in their endeavors.

I remain,

M. SINGH

M. SINGH Uncovers Casey's Church of the SubPrime™

M. SINGH reveals Casey's esoteric practices and recruitment efforts!

At 8:08 AM, M. SINGH said...

GENTLEMEN,

With Mr. SERIN's last foreclosure auction scheduled for this Friday, and the sudden drop in Mr. SWABY's business -- as well as the creation of a bizarre blog targeting Robert COTÉ-- it seems that the two have partnered in a new business venture.

You may have heard of the Church of the SubGenius[tm]. Messrs. SERIN and SWABY have created the Church of the SubPrime[tm]. Not only does this provide a vehicle of "sweet" 501(c)(3) tax-exemption benefits, it also gives them an even bigger opportunity to court media attention. No longer will they be relegated to late night telecasts or basic cable!

They are recruiting new members from newspaper ads and signs strategically placed on telephone poles exhorting: "Own this home with no banks! G-d hates banks!" Its misogynistic scriptures preach the evil of tinfoil clothing on females, and advocate a return to "traditional duties" for women -- such as cabinet assembly, pool cleaning, lawn-mowing, and basic wage earning.

The first thing they plan to do is picket foreclosure auctions, such as the one this Friday. Also, in a bold move, they are also planning on picketing the funerals of Wells Fargo and RE/MAX employees.

You can see a still image of their recent efforts here.

I remain,

M. SINGH

Casey Art: M. SINGH

In the Doodie! thread on ExUrb M. Singh posted the intriguing work (murse carrying Loch Ness dog in pool?) above with the following comment:

GENTLEMEN,

Mr. SERIN claims that the unflattering
satellite photo of his pool was taken before he owned the property.This evening,
a colleague of mine arrived at the Modesto home and forwarded me a picture.You
may view it here. And yes, mosquitoes should be the least of his worries.I
remain,M. SINGH

UPDATE: M. SINGH provided some additional commentary later in the evening:

GENTLEMEN,

Thank you for your comments. I was inspired by a response Mr. SERIN received that warned ducks and Nessie will be living there.You may have seen the movie "Amazon Women on the Moon" -- which featured a segment purporting that Nessie and Jack the Ripper were the same individual. Here is a still from the movie, featuring interaction between the monster -- who is wearing period costume -- and one of his victims. All I needed to do was to add the feminine satchel, and the picture was ready for public consumption.Although the Loch Ness Monster is a fixture of public consciousness, there are very few good renderings of it -- only blurry photographs. As you are aware, people mistook benign objects in the lake as the monster. In a delicious twist of irony, it appears people would mistake the Loch Ness monster for something else.No matter what, with yet another gaffe to his detriment, no one will mistake Mr. SERIN for a successful real estate investor.

I remain,

M. SINGH