Tentacles and Cereal Skulls

Gene Guynn "Catching Bullets" via SFWeekly
Land of a Million Cereals set via PCL LinkDump

In other news, 6 Degrees of Casey Serin is getting way more traffic than True Casey today.
As posted on Zillowed, I thought this Sigur Rós concert video was pretty groovy:

Way cooler version:


Is this video not weird? A bunch of retarded angels...WTF?

Vote for 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Hillary Clinton Winner!

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6 Degrees of Casey Serin – Casey to Hillary Clinton

Hillary-ism by ~Bongaboi


Hey Kidz,
Due to popular demand and KC nostalgia the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin game is back (for now).
The current challenge is KC to HC!
Woohoo! Win-win!
Itsallgood

Vote for 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Than Shwe Winner

Hey Kidz,

It's time to vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Than Shwe winner!

Woohoo! Win-win!

Here are the super-sweet entries to choose from:

Edgar said...
Hi akubi!

That's easy:

1) Than Shwe is a tin pot dictator who pisses me off.

2) Casey Serin doesn't have a pot to piss in, and he pisses me off.

3) Done.

October 5, 2007 2:44 PM
Edgar said...
No BBQ sauce, Edgar?

Okay ogg:

1) Than Shwe is an ass.

2) A ham is made from the ass of a pig.

3) Chevron is a U.S. pig corporation that exploits foreign people for their oil.

4) Casey Serin documented his flipping, cash back, and fraudulent borrowing exploits on a blog called iamfacingforeclosure.com.

5) Casey Serin, aka KC, and Than Shwe, aka tin pot dictator and American puppet, should both have their asses barbequed in KC Masterpiece barbeque sauce, which, BTW, contains molasses.
October 5, 2007 5:58 PM

Ogg the Caveman said...
1. Than Shwe's birthday is February 2.
2. Than Shwe was the head of the Burmese government during the crackdown of 2007.
3. Than Shwe became deputy minister of defense in 1985.
4. On Than Shwe's orders, a constitutional convention began on January 9, 1993.
5. Casey Serin has 2759 unique creditors.
October 5, 2007 5:58 PM

Ogg the Caveman said...
Ok, one more:

1. Than Shwe is dictator of Burma.
2. Burma Shave used a distinctive form of advertising involving a series of roadside signs.
3. I've seen the same approach used to advertise rental hot tubs.
4. A hot tub is similar to a jacuzzi.
5. In a recent post on sweet derivative blogger Akubi's porn venture, property flipper Anya appears in a jacuzzi. (NSFW, obviously)
6. Casey Serin is a failed property flipper.
October 6, 2007 5:31 PM

Schnapps said...
Although Ogg's contribution is incredibly sublime, I feel compelled to contribute:

1. Than Shwe is the leader of Myanmar (Burma) and a strong proponent of that country's participation in the Association of South East Asian Nations (ASEAN).

2. Australia is a member of the ASEAN regional forum.

3. Casey got kicked by a kangaroo in Australia.
October 5, 2007 8:05 PM

Mitchell said...
1. Than Shwe is in the news because he cracked down on the monks again.

2. The monks were demonstrating because Myanmar doubled the price of oil.

3. Prices are high because of high demand from rising economies, especially China.

4. China's boom gave it lots of US dollars to invest.

5. Foreign demand motivated Wall Street to issue as many mortgage-backed securities as it could.

6. Casey Serin got his loans because of Wall Street's eagerness to securitize them.
October 5, 2007 11:54 PM

Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes isn't so bad after all!

Too bad I didn’t have this information on hand as a kid when I was eying all of the fun breakfast cereals seen on TV like Cap'n Crunch and Froot Loops, but was stuck with the healthy crap lacking a Junior Undercover Agent code ring.

For many kids, commercial breakfast cereal is the main source of daily vitamins and minerals. Take a look at Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes reduced-sugar cereal. A serving provides 25 percent of the recommended daily intake of seven essential nutrients, including iron, folic acid and other B vitamins. It also provides 10 percent of the recommended intake for vitamins A, C and D.
Now look at its organic equivalent: EnviroKidz Organic Amazon Frosted Flakes. The only ingredients are organic cornmeal, organic evaporated cane juice and sea salt. A serving gives kids only 2 percent of the recommended daily intake for vitamin A and iron, according to the label.

6 Degrees of Casey Serin – Casey to Kermit the Frog

Hey Kidz,

It just doesn’t feel like Friday without a new 6 Degrees of Casey Serin game, so let’s try another round.

This week’s challenge is Casey to Kermit the Frog.

Woohoo!

Win-win!

Vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to The Cat in the Hat Winner!

Hey Kidz,

Well, it’s time to vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey to Serin to The Cat in the Hat win-win winner! With these super sweet entries I don’t know how I’ll decide. How about you?

This week's 6 Degrees of Casey Serin entries are summarized below in order of submission:

Stephanie J. said...
Easy: One step; both the Cat in the Hat and Casey have a taste for wanton destruction of perfectly good households.
July 27, 2007 12:34 PM

Edgar said...
1) The Cat in the Hat brought thing one and thing two

2) Dr. Seuss wrote a story of an elephant who flew

3) Horton was faithful one hundred percent

4) Unlike Casey who won't pay back the money he spent
July 27, 2007 7:32 PM

Ogg the Caveman said...
1. Casey Serin is a former associate of mortgage broker and Olympic pin salesman Nigel Swaby.

2. Nigel Swaby has an indoor pool and a pond.

3. With koi and stuff.

4. Koi, a kind of fish, is a member of the goldfish family.

5. In The Cat in the Hat, the goldfish was the voice of reason.
July 28, 2007 9:40 AM

Ogg the Caveman said...
Post back at close:

1. Casey Serin has an online encyclopedia, Caseypedia, dedicated to him.

2. Non award winning blogger and endless source of sweet cashback Akubi is a Caseypedia editor.

3. Akubi has a strange fascination with butt plugs.

4. Casey Serin used his blog to plug his book.

5. The Cat in the Hat is a book.
July 28, 2007 9:43 AM


Edgar said...

Backwards:


I am KC Masterpiece

KC Masterpiece I am


I do not like

that Casey-Serin!


Do you like Casey Serin spam?


I do not like them, KC-I-am.

I do not like Casey Serin spam.


Would you like spam here or there?


I would not like spam here or there.

I would not like spam anywhere.

I do not like Casey Serin spam.

I do not like him, KC-I-am.


Would you watch him flip a house?

Would you watch him with a mouse?


I will not watch him flip a house.

I do not like him with a mouse.

I do not like him here or there.

I do not like him anywhere.

I do not like Casey Serin spam.

I do not like him, KC-I-am.


Will you watch him in the jail?

Will you watch him forfeit bail?


Not flipping a house.

Not with a mouse.

I will not watch him here or there.

I would not watch him anywhere.

I will not read his stupid spam.

I do not like him, KC-I-am.


Would you? Could you?

In V-Dubs?

Delete them! Delete them!

Here's that bubs.


I would not, could not, in Sac town.


You may like him.

You will see.

You may like him for a fee!


I would not, could not for a fee.

Not in V-Dubs! You let me be.

I do not like him in a box.

I do not like him with a fox.

I do not like him in a house.

I do not like him with a mouse.

I do not like him here or there.

I do not like him anywhere.

I do not like Casey Serin spam.

I do not like him, KC-I-am.


Australia! Australia!

Could you, would you, go down under?


No not down under! Let me be!

I will not watch him flip a house.

I will not watch him eat a mouse.

I will not watch him here or there.

I will not watch him anywhere.

I will not read his stupid spam.

I do not like him, KC-I-am.


Could you, would you, with a 'roo?


I would not, could not, with a 'roo!


Would you, could you, on a plane?

I could not, would not, on a plane.

I will not, will not, with a 'roo.

I will not eat watch him in the rain.

I will not watch him board a plane.

Not in the dark! Not for a fee!

Not in V-Dubs! You let me be!


I will not watch him in a house.

I do not like him with a mouse.

I do not like him here or there.

I do not like him ANYWHERE!

I do not like Casey Serin spam!

I do not like them, KC-I-am.
July 28, 2007 2:12 PM

pmspms said...
Casey is a wanna be fat cat/

The cat is the hat is a skinny cat/

Casey complained that Galina was too fat/

Four pounds is not much of that/
July 29, 2007 8:15 PM

crystal said...
1. KC lives in Sacramento

2. Sacramento is in California

3. San Diego is in California

4. A big zoo is in San Diego

5. Dr. Seuss derived his characters from the San Diego Zoo

6. The Cat in the Hat is a Dr. Seuss character
July 30, 2007 9:11 PM

NotAnOptimist said...
Thanks for the invite Akubi. I am not so optimistic about this week's entry, but here goes:

S = The Cat in the Hat is always shown wearing a red hat with white stripes.



E = Different colored stripes are what define the resistance of a resistor, an electronic component used in circuits.



U = These electrical components are introduced to students in electrical engineering labs when they are undergraduates.



S = Most of these undergraduate students are male, and a common (mis?pre?)conception is that male engineers often forget to shower and shave.



S = Those who do not shave grow scraggly beards. If you look up "scraggly" in a dictionary, you will find a picture of Casey Serin. Ew.
July 31, 2007 10:06 PM




While searching for Cat in the Hat images I came across Scraptorium. The cut and paste collage is definitely worth checking out.

6 Degrees of Casey Serin - Casey to The Cat in the Hat

Hey Kidz,

Happy Friday!

It’s time for another 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™ game!

Woohoo!
We looked!

Then we saw him step in on the mat!

We looked!

And we saw him!

The Cat in the Hat!

Yes, this week's challenge is Casey to The Cat in the Hat. Sweet! Win-Win!

BTW, if you would like Casey to play this week vote here.

Vote for 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Albert Einstein Winner!

Hey Kidz,
It’s time to vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Albert Einstein Win-Win Winner! We have so many sweet entries this week it's going to be a tough decision.

Here are the entries in order of submission:


Edgar said...

1) Albert Einstein is credited with the formula E = MC^2.

2) The M in that equation stands for mass.

3) Catholics go to mass.

4) The Pope, his eminence, the head of the Catholic Church, lives in the Vatican City, Rome.

5) The Sistine Chapel is in the Vatican City, and it contains some of the greatest works of Michelangelo, including a painting named "Genesis" which is widely considered to be a masterpiece. ;)

6) Casey Serin, aka KC, should have his ass barbequed in KC Masterpiece barbeque sauce, which, BTW, contains molasses.
July 20, 2007 2:00 PM


Ogg the Caveman said...
Yeah, the Einstein picture is great.

As usual I can think of more than one possibility but I can't choose between them, so you get the lot.

1. Albert Einstein developed the theory of general relativity.
2. Among other things, that theory explains why time slows as the observer approaches the speed of light.
3. Casey's progress toward financial independence slows as the speed of his "business deals" increases.

If we bring Einstein's associates in, there are other ways to connect him to Casey Serin.

1. Einstein was a collegue of Erwin Schrödinger.
2. Schrödinger devised the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment.

From here we can reach Casey Serin by two paths.

3. Schrödinger's Cat involves a cat trapped in a box with poison gas which may or may not have been released.
4. Casey Serin would like to gas Yulia's cat.

Alternately, and somewhat more geekily:

3. In the C programming language, the address of an element before the start of an array or more than one past the end is known as Schrödinger's Pointer.
4. The behavior of a program that even computes such a pointer is undefined. On some machines it can lead to the hard disk being erased, the programmer's real earnings being e-mailed to the IRS, or demons flying out of the operator's nose. The most likely adverse result, however, is a core dump.
5. When he was served with LMP's lawsuit, Casey Serin "dumped core".
July 20, 2007 6:39 PM


wagga said...
This should be 299,792,458 degrees.

Difference between kc and Albert expressed in meters/second (light speed).
July 20, 2007 7:01 PM


Sharky said...
1) Albert Einstein emigrated to America to escape Law Enforcement.

2) The LEO's that were after Einstein were enforcing Nazi laws.

3) After 1941, The American branch of the Nazi Party, the German American Bund, was outlawed in America.

4) The Bund was investigated and brought to justice by the FBI

5)The FBi also investigates crimes of wire and mortgage fraud.

6)Casey Serin.
July 20, 2007 8:27 PM


Sharky said...
1) Albert Einstein never attended college.

2) Albert Einstein did amazing and ground-breaking work in spite of this fact, and had no regard for money.

3) Albert Einstein was known far and wide during his lifetime.

4)Casey Serin never attended college

5)Casey Serin did amazing and groundbreaking things in spite of this, and had no regard for money.

6)Casey Serin was known far and wide during his lifetime.OMG!!!!!...Casey Serin is Albert Einstein gone horribly wrong.
July 20, 2007 8:30 PM

NotAnOptimist said...
Sweet!

S = In the above picture, Casey is standing in a spotlight.

W = Spotlight also happens to be the name of the desktop search in Mac OS X and can locate specific words in documents.

E = The study of the history of words is called etymology.

E = A famous etymologist, Eric Partridge, is known for his explanation on how the word "fuck" came into the English language.

T = In science, a mathematical or logical explanation is known as a theory; a well-known theory is the theory of relativity, which was one of Albert Einstein's many contributions to physics.
July 21, 2007 11:34 PM

pmspms said...
Albert Einstein was a patent clerk before he was famous.

Casey is a patented jerk and is infamous.
July 22, 2007 9:38 PM

SouthernBread said...
1) Albert Einstein brought about research in transmission of electric signals and electrical-mechanical synchronization of time.

2) Steven Hawking is currently the leading physicist in the study of time and space theory.

3) Time is the name of a magazine that debates public issues.

4) Foreclosure has become a public issue in mainstream news.

5) Iamfacingforeclosure.com was the result of one person's experience with foreclosure.

6) Casey Serin currently owns and operates IAFF.com at least until he doesn't...at which time he might still...but maybe not...but then again he might decide he didn't like the terms of the contract...in which case he would still...but if argued against...he would ask them to back off and quit bullying him...if they still don't stop...he'll look in to it
July 23, 2007 6:21 PM


slaitania said...
Not six degrees, but six quotations from Einstein ... all appropriate to young fliptard:

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."

source: http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~cheshire/EinsteinQuotes.html
July 24, 2007 4:31 AM

This post is reserved for commentary unrelated to 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Einstein

Update: I'm considering having an honorary 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Tammy Faye game, but that would probably be too easy...

For a topic, how about the plight of the honey bees.


Aside: If the anonytrolls want to troll do it here and not the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Albert Einstein thread. Thanks


P.S. RIP Tammy Faye. We love you!

6 Degrees of Casey Serin - Casey to Albert Einstein

Hey Kidz,
It’s Friday and time for another 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™ game!



Woohoo!



Win-win!






This week’s challenging game should keep you busy:

Casey to Albert Einstein

6 Degrees of Casey Serin side show declares a win-win winner!

As Casey’s big circus continues so does the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin side show attraction! Woohoo!

FlyingMonkeyWarrior and Ogg the Caveman were running neck and neck for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Jason Voorhees win-win title.

It was too close to call until “kissin’ cousin" FlyingMonkeyWarrior surged ahead and is now this week’s 6 degrees of Casey Serin win-win winner with this sweet entry!

Woohoo! Sweet! Win-Win!

6 Degrees of Casey Serin - Casey to Jason Voorhees

Hey Kidz,

It’s Friday the 13th and time to play 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™! Woohoo!

In honor of the date and Kevin Bacon’s stellar performance this week’s game is Casey to Jason Voorhees.

Sweet slasher exploitation!

Win-Win!

Vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Mahatma Gandhi Winner!

Hey Kidz,
It's time to vote for this week's 6 Degrees of Casey Serin winner! Win-Win!

Put on your thinking caps because we have an impressive array of entries to choose from.

Please note (as stated later in the thread) that wagga's final sentence should read: A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

And remember as long as you play the game Itsallgood!

6 Degrees of Casey Serin - Casey to Mahatma Gandhi

Hey Kidz,

It’s Friday and time for another 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™ game!
Woohoo!

Win-win!

Cash back at close!

This week’s game could be one of the most challenging ones we’ve ever played:

Casey to Mahatma Gandhi.

Regarding the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Scooter Libby Special Election, please be respectful of the polling system.

P.S. Please note the literary/aesthetic reference points found in the big sheep on the right. Join my Murakami Zone. VOTE Akubi now! Sweet Sheep Cache Baaaack at close!

Vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Scooter Libby Win-Win Winner!

Hey Kidz,
It’s time to vote for 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Scooter Libby Independence Day bonus game Win-Win winner! Woohoo! Lots of juicy entries to choose from!

UPDATE: Should Edgar, AKA Mort's not so organic election tactics be allowed? I'll let you decide.

Vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Bettie Page Winner!

Hey Kidz,
It’s time to vote for 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Bettie Page Win-Win winner!




With these super sweet entries, it’s a tough decision.

The Independence Day bonus game 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Scooter Libby Reloaded is still accepting entries! Woohoo!

Special Replay of 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Scooter Libby

SPECIAL REPLAY!

In light of recent developments, it seems appropriate to have a first ever 6 Degrees of Casey Serin replay of the Casey to Scooter Libby game.

I want to say Woohoo! but can't quite manage it this time.

Oh well, itsallgood.

6 Degrees of Casey Serin - Casey to Bettie Page

Hey Kids!

It’s Friday and time for another 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™ game!

Woohoo!!!

This week’s challenge is Casey to Bettie Page.

The clock is ticking so you better start hopping!


While we’re on the topic of games there has been some chat about writing a Casey Serin game over at Stephanie J’s place so she has reserved a SimCasey™ post for suggestions. And don’t forget to check out Saint Casius Serinicus while you’re there!

OT UPDATE: Sprezzie has honored me with the quote of the evening (thanks and I'm glad it was that one:)!). I want to keep 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Bettie Page in the forefront of our massive focused action in this neck of the interwoods, but would be curious what others have to say about a spontaneous emergence of an unplanned online community.

Murst! 6 Degrees of Casey Serin Landslide Win!

And the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™ to Success win-win winner is....

NotAnOptimist! WooHoo!!!

The award-winning Murst entry can be found here.