Friday, July 13, 2007

6 Degrees of Casey Serin - Casey to Jason Voorhees

Hey Kidz,

It’s Friday the 13th and time to play 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™! Woohoo!

In honor of the date and Kevin Bacon’s stellar performance this week’s game is Casey to Jason Voorhees.

Sweet slasher exploitation!



Ogg the Caveman said...

Murst! now, entry later.

Edgar, AKA Mort said...

Numerology time!!

1) Jason Voorhees is the main character in the Friday the Thirteenth series of slasher films.

2) There are thirteen letters in KC Masterpiece, which is a barbeque sauce.

3) KC's ass should be barbequed in KC Masterpiece barbeque sauce, which, BTW, contains molasses.

Edgar, AKA Mort said...

Gold stopped trading at $666 today, Friday the 13th. Eerie coincidence, or an omen? You decide.

Akubi said...

edgar, aka mort,
Perhaps it's time you explain your fascination with barbeque sauce...

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

edgar, aka mort,
Perhaps it's time you explain your fascination with barbeque sauce...

LOL @ this question...
tee hee

His fascination is with the KC in the sauce!

Edgar, AKA Mort said...

FMW, you know the answer to that question, you just need to think back a bit.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

OMG Mort you are so fun, LOL. Loved that comedian! That was a great character and movie......
BTW, Aren't you the one that said that the Beijing 2008 Olympics would be the tipping point event for the USD crash on HP?
Just posted that at EN.

Edgar, AKA Mort said...

BTW, Aren't you the one that said that the Beijing 2008 Olympics would be the tipping point event for the USD crash on HP?

Just posted that at EN.

Actually, someone at Mish's asked me for a time line for the meltdown, here is my response:

Comment #1:

Hi Rocc,

I always assume it is a worldwide elitist conspiracy and I do pretty well with my predictions. Try these:

1) Ten year T-Bill interest rates will stay in the 5-6% range to keep as many FBs as possible paying their outsized mortgages while simultaneously bailing out the big investment houses. This also keeps the FCB's rate of return below inflation.

2) Stock prices will stay elevated so the elites can force foreign buyers and pension funds to pay top dollar for garbage until the moment of truth when the oil shortages hit in earnest, at which point they will crash the market to screw as many people as possible while making another tidy sum for themselves.

3) A cover story or crisis. Could be war with Iran, terrorism, bird flu, or some other crisis to keep the masses from revolt.

Comment #2:

dt sed:


IMO? Time to sell.

But I meant what is your time frame for 1, 2, & 3 (above)?"

Sorry dt, I hate to step out in the middle of a conversation but duty called. I'm honored you ask me for a time frame, really. 1 & 2 are ongoing. Bush is desperately trying to provoke 3 as we speak. The PTB are working to make sure that peak oil is as chaotic as possible, with maximum pain so that the sheep will demand a strong government.

To your question, in this environment, IMO, you simply can't put your eggs in one basket. A wise person with substantial assets has harder decisions to make than J6P who has limited options. You know the score as well as anyone, could go either way. It depends on your situation on how you play it. If you want to hold some stock, which I don't because fundamental suck, and I hate giving in to the grifters, but if you must, stay long but reduce your exposure. Buy some hard assets, but not too much. It is my considered opinion that this will play out badly on the eve of the election. This year will probably be bullish on stocks, secret bailouts, major problems just somehow go away, and inflation runs rampant. There has been so much crime and graft covered up by this administration the crash will probably come around election time in '08 or inauguration in '09. All hell breaks loose by 2010. The market may still be going up, but the dollar will be TP.

Edgar, AKA Mort said...

I later told a snark that all my assets were going into tp, beans, and ammo. LOL. Sorry for the threadjack akubi. See? I told you I'd pay you back for breaking up my trifecta.

Ogg the Caveman said...

1. The initials of Jason Voorhees are JV.
2. In high school sports JV stands for Junior Varsity.
3. As a real estate speculator, Casey Serin was clearly part of the junior varsity.


1. Jason Voorhees was a character in a movie called Friday the 13th.
2. The largest earthquake in US history, the 1964 Alaskan quake, occured on a Friday.
3. That earthquake killed 131 people.
4. After cheating on an online IQ test, Casey Serin claimed that his IQ was 131.

Akubi said...

Well if FlyingMonkeyWarrior plays the game I'll accept your apologies Edgar. So far Stephanie J is the only one of Mocha's proverbial "kissin' cousins" in the clubhouse of "12 year olds boyz" to play the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin game.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

Thank you for the personal invitation, Akubi.
Here goes.

1. Jason Voorhees is a movie character who’s last name starts with a V.

2. In the Orwellian, cartoon based movie ‘V for Vendetta’ the main character’s name is “V”.

3. Bush has an Orwellian iron fist rule over the US military and government spending without budgeting, autonomous of the Legislative branch, the checks and balances, and despite promises he made under oath to protect the constitution, when he took office.

4. Con artists inspire confidence, steal money and without budgeting, buy grand things like koi ponds, and then leave broken promises in their wake.

5. Casey Serin is a con artist, koiboi.

How's that Akubi?

DISCLAIMER; All in good fun and all my opinion or just fiction, of course.

Stephanie J. said...

Okay, this one is EZ as pi.

Jason is a homicidal maniac.

Stephanie J. envies how liberating it must be to be a homicidal maniac.

If she were a homicidal maniac, Casey would be her first victim.

Edgar, AKA Mort said...

Very good Steph, FMW.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...


NotAnOptimist said...

1) Casey Serin shares the name "Casey" with Casey Jones, a character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

2) Casey Jones almost always dons a hockey goalie mask.

3) A hockey goalie mask also happens to be the distinguishing physical characteristic of Jason Voorhees.