Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Jason Voorhees Winner!

Today this character never showed up to the hearing! As the Casey Serin drama continues to spiral into Kafaesque theater don't forget to vote for this week's 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Jason Voorhees win-win winner! It is worth noting that two of the “kissin’ cousins” in Mocha’s club house of “12 year olds boyz” (AKA Haterz™) submitted entries this week. Sweet!

There was a bit of thread-jacking in this week’s 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™ game so I have summarized the entries here:


Edgar, AKA Mort said...

Numerology time!!

1) Jason Voorhees is the main character in the Friday the Thirteenth series of slasher films

.2) There are thirteen letters in KC Masterpiece, which is a barbeque sauce.

3) KC's ass should be barbequed in KC Masterpiece barbeque sauce, which, BTW, contains molasses.
July 13, 2007 12:31 PM


Ogg the Caveman said...
1. The initials of Jason Voorhees are JV.

2. In high school sports JV stands for Junior Varsity.

3. As a real estate speculator, Casey Serin was clearly part of the junior varsity.

Alternately:

1. Jason Voorhees was a character in a movie called Friday the 13th.

2. The largest earthquake in US history, the 1964 Alaskan quake, occured on a Friday.

3. That earthquake killed 131 people.

4. After cheating on an online IQ test, Casey Serin claimed that his IQ was 131.
July 13, 2007 9:02 PM


FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...
Thank you for the personal invitation, Akubi.

Here goes.

1. Jason Voorhees is a movie character who’s last name starts with a V.

2. In the Orwellian, cartoon based movie ‘V for Vendetta’ the main character’s name is “V”.

3. Bush has an Orwellian iron fist rule over the US military and government spending without budgeting, autonomous of the Legislative branch, the checks and balances, and despite promises he made under oath to protect the constitution, when he took office.

4. Con artists inspire confidence, steal money and without budgeting, buy grand things like koi ponds, and then leave broken promises in their wake.

5. Casey Serin is a con artist, koiboi.

How's that Akubi?
DISCLAIMER; All in good fun and all my opinion or just fiction, of course.
July 14, 2007 3:54 PM


Stephanie J. said...
Okay, this one is EZ as pi.

Jason is a homicidal maniac.

Stephanie J. envies how liberating it must be to be a homicidal maniac.

If she were a homicidal maniac, Casey would be her first victim.
July 14, 2007 4:50 PM


NotAnOptimist said...
1) Casey Serin shares the name "Casey" with Casey Jones, a character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

2) Casey Jones almost always dons a hockey goalie mask.

3) A hockey goalie mask also happens to be the distinguishing physical characteristic of Jason Voorhees.
July 16, 2007 12:16 AM



Since the recent IAFF legal proceedings bring Kafka to mind I would like to close with a quote of his.
Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.

6 comments:

Ogg the Caveman said...

Murst!

Edgar said...

Good quote!

Akubi said...

Can anyone say housing propaganda was involved in this piece of nauseating work?!
I want to puke.

M. SINGH said...

GENTLEMEN,

I was unable to come up with a suitable connection between Messrs. SERIN and VOORHEES.

It does not mean, however, that it is impossible to link Mr. SERIN to a popular horror movie:

SERIN: "Aaaaa! I'm being chased by two dozen mummies! Wait a moment! Those are all the people I threw under the bus, lumbering at me in their full body casts!"

I remain,

M. SINGH

Edgar said...

Akubi, re: link, you thought this bubble was going away?

Akubi said...

M. SINGH,

I am always honored by your presence on my highly derivative metablog and have anxiously awaited your 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Gandhi acceptance speech. If you are too reserved for such fuss, I submit for your approval or at least your analysis: your award.

May I inquire which mummy film you have referred to?

I remain,

Madame AKUBI