Friday, July 31, 2009

Pygmy Mammoths and such

Dr Hunter S Thompson
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”

‘‘Does Column 8 have a contest for the most confusing headlines?’’ asks Nev Sheather, of Canberra.
‘‘If not, maybe you should consider it, and this headline, from the ABC website posted yesterday, may be a good contender: ‘Cucumber truck hits buffalo near jumping crocs.’’’
Data pour in on woolly mammoths (Column 8, yesterday).
David Wallace, of Fresno, California, tells us that ‘‘On the Channel islands off Southern California they have excavated ‘pygmy mammoths’. My absolute favourite oxymoron.’’ And on Monday? All you ever wanted to know about steam calliopes. Oh, no, it never ends …
and last gonzo of the day- unresistable,as always;]
“There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It’s a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die.”—Gonzo Papers, Vol. 2: Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the ’80s, 1988
via:kvetchlandia[?] erm,harddrive or wikimedia,i wonder?

Monday, July 27, 2009

Vanity, mirrors and existence

I have mirrors everywhere for feng shui and other sake that has nothing to do with "vanity" per se...

Sometimes when I look at myself taking a shit in the mirror I think I see a more "authentic" self.

Whatever the case might be, I think I mainly need mirrors to make sure I exist here.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Secret Brotherhood of Tumblarity Score Zero

Since I logged in this morning my Tumblarity has been reset to zero and I kind of like it - except that Fuckyeahdogs doesn’t show up in the dog directory. Perhaps we no longer exist and are only a figment of your imagination…

Thursday, July 9, 2009

AK Zoning In on Dogs and such


Hmmm, I've been so busy with FuckYeahDogs and Akubi Zone that I've been falling behind on my central comment-oriented blog - and the last post was beginning to annoy me.

If you haven't already done so, check out the doggy bubble series Kitty posted on fuckyeahdogs last night.