Monday, July 27, 2009

Vanity, mirrors and existence


I have mirrors everywhere for feng shui and other sake that has nothing to do with "vanity" per se...

Sometimes when I look at myself taking a shit in the mirror I think I see a more "authentic" self.

Whatever the case might be, I think I mainly need mirrors to make sure I exist here.

15 comments:

Mitchell said...

Then Bioy Casares recalled that one of the heresiarchs of Uqbar had declared that mirrors and copulation are abominable, because they increase the number or men.

Kitty said...

Uhm Akira...

I have to admit that I try not to see the unpleasant sides of myself... I don't know... it might scare me!

Mirrors are a funny thing... they don't prove anything... maybe we are just ghosts. And our spirits are captured in the mirror...

But they help you feel better that is good... you exist... you are loved... whatever state you are is enough... it's plenty.

PoopFlowy(V) said...

Mirror, mirror on the wall...

Who makes the biggest dump of all?

WaterFlowy(V) said...

Actually the mirror I like best is a puddle or lake.

Blurry me...

edgar said...

When I was younger I would snort blow off a mirror. That was the real me. Now I can't even get any decent bud becuase of the fascist PTB. I hate them.

PS: You can used the mirror in teh baffroom to practice relaxation techniques. Very important when doing #2.

PoopFlowy(V) said...

2 words for you Mr. Edgar...

Whiskey Rebellion.

Much of the ruin of our nation stems from the nonsense that Hamilton whispered in Washington's ear.

Everyone should be able to grow and sell bud... yes... it is ridicluous that BigPharma can addict people to moodsmoothers but bud is illegal. Waste of everything. Blow too I guess to eliminate the gangsta dimension of it.

I have no troubles with number 2. In fact it's probably why I'm such a happy person.

Recommendations for achieving comparable status available offline.

Akira said...

Hi Mitchell!
Interesting find as always.
Perhaps you should consider a Mitchellpedia of odd and unique facts and findings...

Akira said...

Hi Kitty,
Well, I have a mirrored closet door that faces the bathroom, so when I sit on the toilet with the door open (my dogs open it if I close it), I can't help but see myself.

@Poop Flowy,
I bet Edgar makes the biggest dump. Unless I'm mistaken he blogged about a couple of those...

@Edgar,
I think that might be a regional issue. It's everywhere around here.

@Poop Flowy,
There are so many kids on Tumblr I wasn't sure if I should post this one on FYD.
What do you think?

edgar said...

I can only boast a prize specimen every so often. The kid stays regular tho...

Akira said...

Huh?
I didn't think you had kids.
BTW, sorry for neglecting your Blogger blogs. The Tumblrshere grows like a tumor and I can't seem to find time for much else online. Plus it's summer.

Kitty said...

Akira...

Definitely post that Stoner Dog... kids need to be exposed to bud... that is the only way we will change the dumdum laws...

PoopFlowy(V) said...

PoopTruth #1 --

Poops are bigger in the summer because of all the fresh veggies and fruits.

PoopFlowy(V) said...

Poop Truth #2

Hard asses have hard poops.

Kitty said...

Poop Truth #3 --

Diaper sales are an inverted bell curve.

edgar said...

Huh?
I didn't think you had kids.


I was lying awake last night and it hit me what you were talking about and to whom. No, no kids. I was referring to myself in third person. The older I get the stranger that sounds.