Slime-Green Pools Spread to Kansas City!

It is not just in California anymore!
The Casey Virus™ continues to spread...

Hat tip (again) to Wagga for this find:

Some nights Terry and Carrie Madden won’t even step onto their patio in Waldo — the stench and mosquitoes from the abandoned swimming pool next door are
overpowering.

The Maddens’ cash-strapped neighbors moved out in August, and the lender on the now-vacant house let it fall into disrepair. The pool is slime-green.

Their foreclosures delayed, vacant homes fall into disrepair

Don't miss the slime-green video!

And the Moon over Marin Slouch in hiFi:

Vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Jason Voorhees Winner!

As the Casey Serin drama continues to spiral into Kafaesque theater don't forget to vote for this week's 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Jason Voorhees win-win winner! It is worth noting that two of the “kissin’ cousins” in Mocha’s club house of “12 year olds boyz” (AKA Haterz™) submitted entries this week. Sweet!

There was a bit of thread-jacking in this week’s 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™ game so I have summarized the entries here:


Edgar, AKA Mort said...

Numerology time!!

1) Jason Voorhees is the main character in the Friday the Thirteenth series of slasher films

.2) There are thirteen letters in KC Masterpiece, which is a barbeque sauce.

3) KC's ass should be barbequed in KC Masterpiece barbeque sauce, which, BTW, contains molasses.
July 13, 2007 12:31 PM


Ogg the Caveman said...
1. The initials of Jason Voorhees are JV.

2. In high school sports JV stands for Junior Varsity.

3. As a real estate speculator, Casey Serin was clearly part of the junior varsity.

Alternately:

1. Jason Voorhees was a character in a movie called Friday the 13th.

2. The largest earthquake in US history, the 1964 Alaskan quake, occured on a Friday.

3. That earthquake killed 131 people.

4. After cheating on an online IQ test, Casey Serin claimed that his IQ was 131.
July 13, 2007 9:02 PM


FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...
Thank you for the personal invitation, Akubi.

Here goes.

1. Jason Voorhees is a movie character who’s last name starts with a V.

2. In the Orwellian, cartoon based movie ‘V for Vendetta’ the main character’s name is “V”.

3. Bush has an Orwellian iron fist rule over the US military and government spending without budgeting, autonomous of the Legislative branch, the checks and balances, and despite promises he made under oath to protect the constitution, when he took office.

4. Con artists inspire confidence, steal money and without budgeting, buy grand things like koi ponds, and then leave broken promises in their wake.

5. Casey Serin is a con artist, koiboi.

How's that Akubi?
DISCLAIMER; All in good fun and all my opinion or just fiction, of course.
July 14, 2007 3:54 PM


Stephanie J. said...
Okay, this one is EZ as pi.

Jason is a homicidal maniac.

Stephanie J. envies how liberating it must be to be a homicidal maniac.

If she were a homicidal maniac, Casey would be her first victim.
July 14, 2007 4:50 PM


NotAnOptimist said...
1) Casey Serin shares the name "Casey" with Casey Jones, a character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

2) Casey Jones almost always dons a hockey goalie mask.

3) A hockey goalie mask also happens to be the distinguishing physical characteristic of Jason Voorhees.
July 16, 2007 12:16 AM



Since the recent IAFF legal proceedings bring Kafka to mind I would like to close with a quote of his.
Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.

Crazy Pulp Fiction to Casey Serin

For some reason this Groovy Age book review brought to mind the CaseySphere...

Even when his master arrives in the city to assist The Spider against this monumental foe, The Spider fears nothing.
....All the characters growl at one another and ask questions after they have plugged once or twice. The dialogue is hilarious and a fun read. The aforementioned Ram Signh is a howl as he is constantly trying to kill everyone who comes in their path....Everyone in this book overreacts.

Reminder: Don’t forget to play the Friday the 13th edition of 6 Degrees of Casey Serin! Entries will be accepted until Tuesday.

BTW, where's my award for the world's most derivative blogger?


Groovy Funny Spider News Flash: La Donna Rogna

BTW I hate dogfighting enthusiasts more than Casey Serin.

Tea and Blinkies

Inspired by the incomparable Stephanie J. (my idol) I’m having a tea Begathon of my own. I am desperately seeking Mariage Frères Festin D’Or AKA:

Ce mariage de thé vert aux fleurs de souci et de menthé nana marocaine a été créé dans l'esprit de la magnificence de l'Orient. Le riche parfum de la menthe fraîche et les fragrances florales qui festoient dans la tasse évoquent les fêtes fastueuses des Mille et Une Nuits. A déguster, chaud ou froid, pour redécouvrir les plaisirs d'un paradis perdu.

In addition, I would like to thank Nigel’s Guest Blogger for this Project SCOBY Doo™ blinky.

Reminder: Don’t forget to play the Friday the 13th edition of 6 Degrees of Casey Serin! Entries will be accepted until Tuesday.

GENTLEMEN, the win-win winner of 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Mahatma Gandhi is…

M. SINGH with his award-winning entry citing such gold nuggets as Mssrs. GANDHI and SERIN’s “early riser” bowel movements.

Woohoo!

Honorable mention goes to second runner up, WAGGA, with his “super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis” entry.

Win-Win!

I remain,

Madame AKUBI

P.S. I would like to note that Lou Minatti created the above video.

P.P.S. Given the extraordinary popularity of the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™ game, perhaps I should consider selling the rights to same lunatic who supposedly purchased IAFF for 20K. Hmmm.

Haterz Alert: Flailing Forward

Please post any information pertinent to locating missing hater Flailing Forward. He may also be using the alias Flailbert F. Forwardson.

Where was he last seen online? Why has he disappeared? The concerned community wants to know.

In other news, I am pleased to announce that Nichole Richie's Pomeranian will play my role in soemdood and NotAnOptimist's upcoming film, Eight Home Loans.

Murst update unrelated to the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Gandhi election process:
Somewhere in the Scandinavian outer limits of CaseySphere we have Jaakko's Murst! interpretations...

And Akubi has said "Murst", which is the Finnish word for "no, I want to see David Hasselhoff."

And Akubi said "Murst!", which is the Swedish word for "My nipples are nazi exploitation."

And Akubi said "Murst!", which is the Norwegian word for "Black Metal Lederhosen."

And the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Bettie Page Winner is...

Nigel's Guest Blogger with this award winning Lapdance Code entry! Woohoo! Win-Win!



UPDATE: The 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Bettie Page champion has posted more disturbing imagery.

Aspeth as Bikini-clad Bollywood Vixen?

This poll pertains to Aspeth’s Recommended Reading comments and her supposed appearance in a Bollywood film.


Honest answers only please.

OT UPDATE: I found this amusing Future of Real Estate image over at Paleo-Future and had to share it.