Happy May Day Fishnet Friday!

TGIFF!

Thanks to Wagga for these first three images!





Gettin’ kicked to the curb…

smoke

Late submission from Wagga via the Money Shot guy!


BREAKING NEWS UPDATE! I'm tempted to have a 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Hipster Grifter game...

Meet the Hipster Grifter from ANIMALmagazine on Vimeo.

As if the Bush Admin hasn't done enough damage: Gray Wolf Removed From Protection

Sad Wolf by ~PaPeRDoLLLL

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) -- The Bush administration on Wednesday announced plans to remove gray wolves in the western Great Lakes and northern Rocky Mountains regions from the federal endangered species list.

But wolves in Wyoming will remain under federal jurisdiction because that state has not done enough to assure their survival, Deputy Interior Secretary Lynn Scarlett said.

Previous attempts by the federal government to remove wolves in both regions from the endangered list and return management authority to the states have been overruled by courts.

In the northern Rockies, the Fish and Wildlife Service tried to address the courts' concerns by excluding Wyoming, where officials had sought a ''predator zone'' covering almost 90 percent of the state where the animals could be shot on sight. Federal officials said Wyoming law would have to change before wolves there could be taken off the list, and Wyoming Attorney General Bruce Salzburg said Wednesday that it was ''probable'' that the state would challenge the latest federal plan in court.

In the western Great Lakes region, the federal government made no policy changes. The Fish and Wildlife Service disagreed with the judge's ruling and restated its case.

The wolves will be removed from the endangered species list 30 days after the decision is published in the Federal Register, which officials said could happen within the next two weeks. A small population of Mexican Gray wolves in the Southwest was not affected by Wednesday's announcement.

The decision could be reversed by President-elect Barack Obama's administration, said Rowan Gould, acting director of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. Obama spokesman Nick Shapiro said the matter would be reviewed but offered no other details.

''President-elect Obama will review all eleventh-hour regulations and will address them once he is president,'' Shapiro said.

''We would hope ... the next administration would not turn around and go a different direction, but of course that certainly is their choice and opportunity,'' Scarlett said.

Scarlett also said that the decision was based on science independently of policy considerations and that it was a watershed moment for a species first listed as endangered in 1974.

''Returning this essential part of our national heritage to so much of our natural landscape ranks among our greatest conservation achievements,'' Scarlett said.

David Mech, a leading wolf expert and senior research scientist with the U.S. Geological Survey, supported the assertion that the wolf population had rebounded.

''I'm satisfied, and most wolf biologists I know are satisfied, that wolf populations in both regions have been biologically recovered for the last five years,'' Mech said.

But environmental and animal rights groups, deriding the move as a last-minute effort by the Bush administration to strip protections, promised Wednesday to return to court with another round of lawsuits.

About 1,500 wolves in the Northern Rockies were taken off the list in February 2008. But a federal judge nullified the move in July, saying state management plans could not guarantee their recovery was sustainable.

The northern Rocky Mountain wolf segment includes all of Montana, Idaho and Wyoming, the eastern one-third of Washington and Oregon, and a small part of north-central Utah.

Idaho and Montana already have crafted plans for public hunts to keep wolf populations in check. There were no immediate plans for hunts in the western Great Lakes.

''We're the people that have to live with it,'' said Eric Svenson of Reed Point, Mont., where officials said wolves have killed two dozen sheep and goats on the Svenson Ranch.

''Maybe hunting will keep their population in check,'' Svenson said.
Last September, a federal judge sided with animal-rights groups that accused the government of misapplying the law in when it lifted protections for about 4,000 wolves in Michigan, Minnesota and Wisconsin in 2007.

Gray wolves previously were listed as endangered in the lower 48 states, except in Minnesota, where they were listed as threatened.

Wolf kiss by ~jager154

Settsuna the wolf by *Reenigrl

+ Wolf Gods + by =korone

wolf by ~ya-na

In other news, Casey Serin doesn't believe in government bailouts (because his mommy helps him) and police drop theft investigation of 27 valuable koi.

Zoo Pond Algae Turns Polar Bear Green!

Not only do McCain's screens and Casey's Modesto Pool turn algae green, but polar bears too!

TOKYO, Japan (AP) -- Green-colored polar bears are drawing questions from puzzled visitors at a Japanese zoo.

The polar bears at at a zoo in central Japan turned green as a result of algae in their pool.

Three normally white polar bears at Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in central Japan changed their color in July after swimming in a pond with an overgrowth of algae...
Polar bears turn green after dip in zoo pond Hat tip to Wagga for the find!
Does the zoo pond include koi and stuff?
Speaking of koi, Lou found an overpriced house with a sweet koi pond.
I may have already posted this somewhere...
Camille Rose Garcia - the veritable queen of gin drinking cephalopoda, emo swans, suicidal fawns & eerie, axe-wielding heroines - will exhibit new works at New York’s Jonathan LeVine Gallery in a solo show entitled Ambien Somnambulants from tomorrow onwards.
Suzanne G.

New blog that has promise: My Husband Would be Mad


Influential teenage shit.

It really is time for a change...unfortunately, this election is not about change

Hat tip to Mitchell for this find:
Note banner at top right and first sentence under "Why Sarah Palin for Vice President".

Hat tip to Ogg for this find:

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
We have found the Official image resource of the GOP jerk-off party:

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE #2:
While Lawnmower Man hasn't contributed anything to Caseypedia since November 22, 2007, he took it upon himself to revert my Mean Girls 2.0 addition to the CHC article rather quickly.
I like Caseypedia a hell of a lot more than CHC, so let's keep it accurate folks.

Happy Fishnet Friday with Tea and Cards!

Let's Play Poker . IV by ~sakigoth

Thank God it is Fishnet Friday! And a 3-day weekend too. Woohoo!

The Tea Fantasy III by ~sakigoth

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
The Money Shot blog (NSFW) guy has created a sweeeet new (somewhat NSFW) blog:
VPILF Sarah Palin

The Tea Fantasy II by ~sakigoth
The Tea Fantasy I by ~sakigoth

Let's Play Poker . II by ~sakigoth

In other news, I've been enjoying PukeyPuke's Casey raps like the latest one:

26 PukeyPuke on August 29, 2008 said:

Look ma it’s Casey on the teevee
What’s he doing what does he see?
Writing a book without much substance
Does this qualify towards his allowance?
Mommy mommy I don’t understand
Why this Casey thinks he is somekind of brand
He ain’t no coke and he ain’t no apple
Why is so hard for him to grapple
It don’t make sense why he’s not working hard
Now all of a sudden he’s some kind of bard
Writing a book nobody will buy
It’s getting too much makes haterz wanna sigh

Mommy mommy who is this Casey
When I grow up will I be that spacey?
Casey says you are brainwashing me
Mommy mommy hear my plea
Can I be like Casey living with glee
Doing nothing and getting some scratch
Even let me grow one of those soul patch

Sonny boy you won’t make much money
Look very closely and you’ll see something funny
He’s wearing a shirt begging for donations
He’s calling it sponsorship I call it aberration
You will never get by in life being lazy
Can’t you see he’s certifiably crazy?
Pretending to be in business is not so smart
Pretty soon he’ll be pushing a cart
Homeless and lonely and begging for change
It’s pretty damn sad it’s pretty damn strange
He can’t see it he’s very deluded
A ustream video and an e-book included
You will never succeed following that example
Wait right here I’ll get you a sample
Disney and Ford and even Donald Trump
They work real hard they were never a chump
Well maybe the Donald but he had what it took
To succeed in life with a vision and hard work
Casey you see will never get the clues
He’s to busy selling this businessman ruse
Never grow up to be like him
If you do I will you’ll need to learn to swim
The waters are filled with piranhas and sharks
They’ll leave you bloodied and feeling around in the dark
These gurus and seminars will take your mind
Warp it, bend it leave you in a bind
You won’t ever think for yourself
Put common sense and reason on the shelf
That ain’t no way for any son of mine to live
But it’s up to you to you so I hope you forgive
I don’t ever want this to come to be
So please please don’t be like Casey


Fetish . Chinese by ~sakigoth

Koi Geishas

Koi Dreams by *colorblindme

GEISHA WITH KOI CARP by *Zoe-Lacchei

tamashii no kagami by *SasoriSama

Tamashii no kagami inspiration:
geisha tattoo by *asuss06

Speaking of Koi, WTF happened to Casey after the KoiCast last night?

EDUs KOI by *deffectx

koi fish tattoo part 2 by *ladysnowbloodz

geisha con pez koi by ~artkaloide

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
Sweet WALNUTS video via The Money Shot guy:

Koi and Such

Swishy fish by ~lunalarosa

Swimming with the Fishes

make three wishes by ~SuzyTheButcher

veil by ~SuzyTheButcher

alice and caterpiller teapot by ~cannibol

Hey Kidz,
Don't forget to submit your 10 Reasons Why Casey Serin Sucks entries!

Linus by `achfoo

Supporterz

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
I'm seeking entries for 10 Reasons Why Casey Serin Sucks.
If your entry happens to win, your blog or personal agenda will be linked into my vast empire of fishnet blogs.
Woohoo! Win-win!

I think this kid is way cooler than KC, but they have a similar look.

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Pink Octopus Rides Large Koi, Christ Carwash Babes and Crazy Casey Serin

Silly crap like this helps me get my mind off of poor Colin, the whale calf who lost his mother and his life.



In case you missed it in the comments section, this Chinese Christ carwash calendar is pretty bizarre:
Mitchell said...
Strangeness alert: the People's Daily (China) serializes a car wash calendar issued by "Christ Wash Systems". Funny to see "the organ of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China" (Wikipedia) featuring this stuff, but I guess it's been forty years since the Cultural Revolution...
August 20, 2008 9:19 PM


Casey Serin has officially lost his mind if he thinks anyone other than MOCHA or Monica wants to see him in bed.

Mantyhose, WALNUTS’ “Army of Commenters” and a “real” job for KC? What next?!

Hat tip to Wagga for this Mantyhose find Casey might appreciate:
All right, men. Guess what you didn't know you needed? Pantyhose.
Here at right we have a handsome gentleman wearing a lovely dove-gray under his jeans. Pantyhose under pants, you ask? Well, what do you want him to wear, a skirt? What would his mother say?
We have a feeling she's already said it.
From the e-MANcipate website: "e-MANcipate is a project to accelerate the acceptance of male pantyhose as a regular clothing item."

I want Walnuts to include my blog in the “Other” category!

...Select from the numerous web, blog and news sites listed here, go there, and make your opinions supporting John McCain known. Once you’ve commented on a post, video or news story, report the details of your comment by clicking the button below. After your comments are verified, you will be awarded points through the McCain Online Action Center...

Get WALNUTS points by copying and pasting this crap wherever you feel like it!
Ther are serieis isues at steak in htis elcteion, and serieis difrences betweed hte canidates. An we well argue abot then, as we shoold.

Another suggestion in Wonkette's comments:
Start spreading McCain’s talking points verbatim to every blog out there, but do it wonkette style. Maybe replace every mention of Vietnam with assfucking or something.

McCain's nemesis in fishnets. Hmm, I'm not sure if she's wearing enough makeup, but she's hot!

In other news, Ogg has found a "real" job opportunity in Sacramento for Casey.

While Casey certainly has a "fantastic online portfolio" I think Ogg might be overestimating Casey's tech skillz, but hey it's worth a try.

What about a Power Murse™?

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
Edgar posts a photo of the new kitty!

AND ON THE PARIS HILTON FRONT:

Hat tip to Wagga for this find:

We all carry a stack of gadgets around with us, but whether you keep them in a handbag, manbag, pocket or plastic bag, it’s keeping them charged up that’s important. Enter the Power Purse.

This high-tech bag’s outer surface is covered with solar panels that absorb the sun’s rays and create electricity used for powering everyday gadgets.

But you won’t need to leave the bag sat on a Starbuck’s table whilst you charge your iPod, because a USB port protrudes through the bag’s lining that allows you to plug-in and charge-up your gadget whilst it’s inside the bag.
Continued here

Hmmm, did Casey design their site in exchange for a Power Purse?

Sweet Bonus™!

As noted by Casey himself as well as Wagga, he has a new site and a fabulous new hairdo. Is that the same blue shirt he has been wearing for nearly 2 years?
As we wait in anticipation for a new (unmoderated) blog as well, how about another 6 Degrees of Casey Serin game? Suggestions?

The Audacity of Cheese Fries

The title of this aspiring congresswoman's upcoming autobiography?
At least that's what has been suggested in the amusing comment thread on this Wonkette post:

MP: Well Dr. Fisher, let me pick up on that…you mention Bill Clinton did not deny inhaling…or I guess he did deny inhaling, but that did come up in his campaign.

George Bush there were many rumors about cocaine that he never really dismissed, so isn’t that unfair to criticize Senator Obama for being forthright and honest about this, uh admitting in his youth?….

AF: See, if you admit it, it should disqualify you. Otherwise, we’ll have to let all those people who …applied for jobs in these facilities…There is a reason that those rules are there. I was a detox director for 16 counties in North Carolina , so I have a great understanding about what drugs and what they do to people. And I know that in moments of weakness, people tend to revert those things that they’ve used in the past. I don’t think it’s disingenuous, I don’t think its fair. If I ran for President of the U.S. and I had that history, I would expect people to look at that very carefully. We cannot have a nation high on drugs and have the President… as an example. I’m sorry I disagree with that.
KFC Cheese Fries by ~Ladybrintine

In other news, could this be Casey's blue ball?