Hat tip to Wagga for this Mantyhose find Casey might appreciate:All right, men. Guess what you didn't know you needed? Pantyhose.
Here at right we have a handsome gentleman wearing a lovely dove-gray under his jeans. Pantyhose under pants, you ask? Well, what do you want him to wear, a skirt? What would his mother say?
We have a feeling she's already said it.
From the e-MANcipate website: "e-MANcipate is a project to accelerate the acceptance of male pantyhose as a regular clothing item."
I want Walnuts to include my blog in the “Other” category!
...Select from the numerous web, blog and news sites listed here, go there, and make your opinions supporting John McCain known. Once you’ve commented on a post, video or news story, report the details of your comment by clicking the button below. After your comments are verified, you will be awarded points through the McCain Online Action Center...
Get WALNUTS points by copying and pasting this crap wherever you feel like it!
Ther are serieis isues at steak in htis elcteion, and serieis difrences betweed hte canidates. An we well argue abot then, as we shoold.
Another suggestion in Wonkette's comments:
Start spreading McCain’s talking points verbatim to every blog out there, but do it wonkette style. Maybe replace every mention of Vietnam with assfucking or something.
McCain's nemesis in fishnets. Hmm, I'm not sure if she's wearing enough makeup, but she's hot!
In other news, Ogg has found a "real" job opportunity in Sacramento for Casey.
While Casey certainly has a "fantastic online portfolio" I think Ogg might be overestimating Casey's tech skillz, but hey it's worth a try.
29 comments:
Yes!!
McInsane wants to put two nukes in every garage.
i'm serial, i would vote for paris before mcsame.
C-student Alzheimer’s ridden McCain *is* insane. As I’ve mentioned before, he’s too much like a confused great uncle one occasionally sees on Thanksgiving to make one’s blood boil like Hillary did – but that is exactly what I’m concerned about. I thought George W. was too much of a clueless idiot for anyone to take seriously during the first election yet he somehow won During the second W election nightmare I thought he was a deranged clueless idiot puppet of the evil Cheney overlords, but he somehow won that one too.
Something has been lost in this country.
People do not want presidents to inspire them to be better than they are, they want losers just like themselves who they can share cheap beer, Oxycontin and primetime TV with.
While I’m somewhat pissed with Obama over FISA, offshore oil drilling and a few other issues, I think McCain would be an utter and complete disaster for this country at this time.
In other news, today was the annual departmental picnic at the beach. The salads were good. Dogs, as usual, weren’t allowed, but everyone was free to bring their babies, toddlers and such whose first names all sound like last names these days. I felt a vague sense of dog parent discrimination, but I always like being by the water, rubbing my toes in the sand and eating vegetables so itsallgood. Unfortunately, my skin doesn’t like being in the sun by the water (magnifies rays). This is why I generally avoid mid-day sun exposure and only swim at night. Somehow I managed to get what appears to be a sunburn today despite wearing 70 SPF chemically stable UVA/UVB blocking sunblock. WTF? Perhaps part of the issue is windburn and I won’t look so red tomorrow. I don’t know.
While walking that particular beach, I happened to notice tons of dead baby crabs washed ashore and wondered why…
Also, I found some nice rocks for my rock garden.
BTW, I love that little “FLIP” image of the guy in pantyhose at the top of the page. If there was a bigger one, I would have posted it.
McCain would be an utter and complete disaster for this country at this time.
for the world too
sum pics 4 u
@Edgar,
Yikes, I see some Caseys in the mix.
While I generally stick with pants, if I have to, I'll wear stockings, but pantyhose seem so tacky!!!
Can't forget to include this WALNUTS message for my golf bag points:
Ther are serieis isues at steak in htis elcteion, and serieis difrences betweed hte canidates. An we well argue abot then, as we shoold.
Display A:
Tacky pantyhose AKA Foot Condoms:
The only thing worse than fake tans, fake tits, and fake hair is fucking NUDE PANTYHOSE. I get it if you have to wear them for a formal event, but under no circumstances may you take your shoes off to show your nylon-sheathed toes.
Couldn't help but post this crap over there too:
Ther are serieis isues at steak in htis elcteion, and serieis difrences betweed hte canidates. An we well argue abot then, as we shoold.
My dogs are looking up at me and wondering why I'm laughing so much. For the most part, I find the intertubz endlessly entertaining.
Ther are serieis isues at steak in htis elcteion, and serieis difrences betweed hte canidates. An we well argue abot then, as we shoold.
Congrats akubi! You are the #1 (and only) Google response to the search term:
Ther are serieis isues at steak in htis elcteion, and serieis difrences betweed hte canidates. An we well argue abot then, as we shoold.
Above the Wonkette source?
Woohoo!
If I put it on one of my NSFW blogs it should remain number 1!
Ther are serieis isues at steak in htis elcteion, and serieis difrences betweed hte canidates. An we well argue abot then, as we shoold.
Re: Ogg's job search for Casey --
Currently we are searching for a creative and talented Web Designer/Web Programmer in a contract basis.
If by "creative", they mean "criminally stupid", and by "talented, they mean "repeat absentee", then I'm their man!!
Actually, that last part should be in quotes... I'm their, ahem, "man". If you can call me that. ;-)
So far I've spammed:
Lou M
PL
EN
HP
Sorry I Missed Your Party
The Money Shot Blog
And maybe some others I forgot about in my state of absurd glee.
How many points is that worth? I want my f-ing golf bag personally signed by WALNUTS.
Hey Kidz,
Just copy and paste this all across the internets:
Ther are serieis isues at steak in htis elcteion, and serieis difrences betweed hte canidates. An we well argue abot then, as we shoold.
Are they tri-tip steak issues?
@Casey,
We all know you can't even manage WordPress plug-ins (butt plugz might be an entirely different story), but I thought you might appreciate the flip ass in pantyhose photo on the top left.
This Was Your Life ! - On Acid
Fun stuff!
Don't forget:
Ther are serieis isues at steak in htis elcteion, and serieis difrences betweed hte canidates. An we well argue abot then, as we shoold.
What next?!
TANGERINES!
Congrats, Akubi. Sweet results.
McCain should be a candidate for having his driver's license taken away.
Man almost looses penis humping steel bench
More on the annual picnic in which I feel like an Asperger case...
So we have a few Boomers still enamored with the Grateful Dead and such in the department. During setup, this one guy who I don’t work directly with was somehow intrigued with the fact that I actually grew up here. He has been reading The Dharma Bums (something I found in the Bolinas Free Box as a kid) and noting the “coolness” of certain parts of Marin. “Did I meet Jerry Garcia?” Maybe. If I did, I don’t remember the particulars (nor cared), but I did go to school with various kids of the Grateful Dead, Jefferson Airplane and similar sorts. Fame doesn’t mean anything to me. In fact, I can’t understand why anyone would want to be famous in the first place. Essentially, I prefer to be left alone to pick up 40 lbs of rocks on the beach during a company picnic without making the news.
While I was collecting my rocks, I remembered one kid of a famous person who stands out: Many years ago, I dated Sam Shepherd’s son who seemed to have an unhealthy interest in horses. That’s all I remember – other than not having any interest in seeing him again.
At least he didn't have an unhealthy interest in steel benches.
he thought it would be fun to have sex with that? a cactus has more sex appeal imo.
Wow, that is pretty bizarre.
This part reminds me a bit of that woman who was stuck to a toilet:
"...they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital."
Pshaw, Casey doesn't do that kind of work; that's what virtual assistants are for!
Interesting article: Why Generation Y is Broke. Not sure if I buy it... actually, it sounds like a lot of whining to me.
In other news, my brother tossed a red Beijing Olympics T-shirt into the wash and everything came out pink. Although it's a nice shade, I don't think my dad is amused.
Peanut detector dogs
We want: Fishnet Friday!!
@NotAnOptimist,
I haven't had a chance to watch the video yet, but this sure sounds like someone we know:
When friends recommended she hire an accountant, Wallace packed a FedEx box with bills, receipts and mail and sent it off.
"He wrote me a letter that said, 'You've got to get your life together! Most of these bills aren't even open.' It was a really humbling thing," Wallace says. "But the next time, all my receipts were on a spreadsheet. No one had ever taught me to make a budget or balance a checkbook."
However, as a 30-something who stands by my Gen X cred, I dislike being lumped in with Gen Y as they have in this article.
Do they have Walnuts Dogs too?
@Edgar,
You have Fishnet Friday!
@ Edgar:
The holes look kinda small too.
The holes look kinda small too.
I was thinking that too, but I wasn't going to go there.
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