Sunday, August 17, 2008

Tentacled Tattoo

CJ’s a huge H.P. Lovecraft* fan, so he got together with Mike Tidwell of Obscurities, Dallas and together they came up with this masterpiece.

Other thoughts: Why is it that real estate agents can't spell? A listing in my inbox included the following description:
Description: Romantic cottage for all ages! Smallest jewell on the tierra! Perfect for downsizers, first timers, condo alternative, investment, fixer client etc. Bid opening Sept 16. Call LO for bid package. As Is sale.Court confirmation required

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
Charlie the Unicorn via the (NSFW, but the video is) Money Shot blog:

Sherman H. McCoy pretty much sums it up with the following statement: It's not porn, it's just a trip...

Gummy Bears, Unicorns and crappy music:


16 comments:

Ogg the Caveman said...

Murst!

Casey Serin said...

Akubi: Is it just me or does Casey look like a girl in this picture?

Is there *any* picture of me where I don't look overly effeminate, at the very least?? ;-)

Project SCOBY Doo™ said...

@Casey,
Well, I thought his face looked particularly effeminate in this one - perhaps because it emphasizes his lack of a jaw.

Casey Serin said...

because it emphasizes his lack of a jaw.

Well then, be glad I was wearing pants in that photo, otherwise you'd see that I lack a few other things. ;-)

Akubi said...

Casey,
There's only one problem: It is rather rare for women to be prematurely bald and/or have an Adam's apple. He seems to be somewhere in between.

In other news,
The guy who uploaded the Charlie the Unicorn video, SecretAgentBob, has tons of other entertaining finds like this one I posted for Casey’s troll buddy jews1did1the1housing1bubble.

Akubi said...

I thought I understood All Internet Traditions™ yet I somehow missed Charlie the Unicorn. Does anyone know how that meme got started?

Edgar Alpo said...

Pizzow!

Stupid People do Stupid Things said...

Why is it that real estate agents can't spell?
That is easy enough to answer. Real Estate agents tend to be greedy, uneducated morons

Akubi said...

While I have a rather strange sense of humor, I didn't think SecretAgentbob's YouTube collection was all that funny when Mr. Happy Face stabbed a little dog to death.
A. I hate happy faces.
B. Harming dogs really pisses me off.

Aside: Why is it that Americans seem to have a need to smile and feel "happy" 24/7?

Casey Serin said...

Akubi-Dooby-Doo: There's only one problem: It is rather rare for women to be prematurely bald and/or have an Adam's apple.

I was speaking metaphorically, of course -- meaning that my ex-wife has "Li'l Casey" and that my parents have my blue balls. ;-)

Luckily I don't need any of them to make my "passive" income. Pun intended. :)

Akubi said...

@Casey,
Non-passive W-2 income is for loosers™ and I’m one of them - so there! I’ve been so busy with this data conversion over the weekend that my condo smells like a f-ing kennel. I need more space for my pets and/or a reliable housecleaner. A pool to throw my stinky dogs in would be ideal (the HOA doesn’t allow it in the "community" pool - yet little kids can blow their nose all over the place), but I don’t often see pools within the context of the ideal pre-WWII house I keep looking for.

Ogg the Caveman said...

Something about that video is reminscent of the classic Pooh Goes Apeshit.

Akubi said...

While I was watching this video and letting my dogs out to take care of business, I heard a gunshot outside and then a car speed away. Now I hear a siren. What is this world coming to?
Back to picking up all of the dog shit in my garden.

Casey Serin said...

I heard a gunshot outside and then a car speed away. Now I hear a siren. What is this world coming to?

Maybe someone was loaned some money, didn't pay it back, and the lender got angry and took matters into his own hands.

That's kind of why I try to stay inside, under Mommy's skirt, nowadays. ;-)

Akubi said...

I'm all around pretty pissed off. The elitist Boomer, asshats in Marin voted against BART before I was even f-ing born. They didn't want "undesirables" in their POS neighborhood where kids from Bolinas beat up crazy homeless guyz (when they are crazy too).
Well, guess what motherfuckers? There are tons of "undesirables" who have cars these days - and they regularly shoot their guns here and there - and everywhere and YOU hire them for Cheap Labor.
I get so annoyed with the lack of high speed rail around here.

Akubi said...

Wow, this Interpol remix is way cooler than the one I posted.