Thursday, August 21, 2008

Pink Octopus Rides Large Koi, Christ Carwash Babes and Crazy Casey Serin

Silly crap like this helps me get my mind off of poor Colin, the whale calf who lost his mother and his life.



In case you missed it in the comments section, this Chinese Christ carwash calendar is pretty bizarre:
Mitchell said...
Strangeness alert: the People's Daily (China) serializes a
car wash calendar issued by "Christ Wash Systems". Funny to see "the organ of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China" (Wikipedia) featuring this stuff, but I guess it's been forty years since the Cultural Revolution...
August 20, 2008 9:19 PM


Casey Serin has officially lost his mind if he thinks anyone other than MOCHA or Monica wants to see him in bed.

16 comments:

Benoit™ said...

M U R S T !

Did you notice towards the end of the video, he admits that Mommy prepares his exotic juices and grass shot-glasses every morning for him. Sweet!

Akubi said...

Benoit™,
How did you manage to make it to the end of this video?
In his other ones he generally loses me within 30 seconds with his boring, droning monologues about BS, but seeing him in bed turned me off within 3 seconds. I got the gist of it and it was nauseating.
If there is truly anything funny and worthwhile enough to waste precious minutes of ones life sitting through this video I guess I could listen and not watch. I just don’t have the patience for his videos and this one took the cake!

Benoit™ said...

How did you manage to make it to the end of this video?

Akubi-Dooby-Doo, it's simple really -- I play the video and keep the TrueCasey window minimized, while doing something else on the computer. That way, I don't have to see his pug-fugly mug on my monitor.

He's purposely embellishing the gayness, but what else is new. Like I posted on his blog, he's a fan of "trendy fruit juices" because he is the ultimate "trendy fruit". ;-)

Ogg the Caveman said...

@ Benoit:

I'm trying that now, but I just can't take the little fliptard's monotone.

I find that he has a slightly disturbing edge to him that wasn't there before. He has a bit of a temper whereas before he let just about anything roll off of him. I wonder if it's related to his recent muscle growth, an area in which he's previously had 0% success.

I'm on the fence on this one, but it wouldn't surprise me too much if he trashed that little basement closet he calls a bedroom in a fit of roid rage a few months down the line.

Casey Serin said...

Ogg, if you've been to CHC, there was a brief discussion about possible steroid use.

I do think it's within the realm of possibility that he's on the juice, no pun intended. His eccentric diet doesn't correlate to the muscle gains he has. Not that he's "huge" by any stretch, but you need to eat lots of meat, chicken, eggs, milk, etc to grow muscle -- not grass, tea, and bananas. :-p

Benoit™ said...

Damn, I posted that under the Casey account. heh. 50% success, I suppose. :-)

Edgar Alpo said...

with like a ten to one man to woman ratio I think the chinese party now officially endorses masturbatory aids.

Edgar Alpo said...

as far as kc using steroids, that would be reckless and totally irresponsible. the thought had crossed my mind without anyone mentioning it though.... he does seem to opt for shortcuts, and he is more aggressive, his complexion is oily, etc...

Edgar Alpo said...

he has puffy pecs for as lean as he is. sorry, i didn't watch but thirty seconds of the vid, but he seems bloated in his upper body, not ripped.

Benoit™ said...

It was speculated that if he is working out at all, he's only doing arms (the easiest to show off, and the most immediately visible). One thing I noticed is that he has a very scrawny "pencil-neck".

NotAnOptimist said...

Akubi, you need to put up a warning prefacing the link; seeing the nekkid upper body of Casey Serin is a sight that causes sore eyes.

Edgar Alpo said...

he's a pencil neck geek and probably has twigs for legs too.

Akubi said...

@Benoit,
Akubi-Dooby-Doo, it's simple really -- I play the video and keep the TrueCasey window minimized, while doing something else on the computer.
I tried that, but still had to turn it off.
As Ogg mentions "little fliptard's monotone" becomes intolerable after a while.

@Edgar,
with like a ten to one man to woman ratio I think the chinese party now officially endorses masturbatory aids.
Those photos seem to suggest they're importing women now.

@NotAnOptimist,
Seeing him in bed wasn't enough of a warning?
"...seeing the nekkid upper body of Casey Serin is a sight that causes sore eyes..."
I agree.

Akubi said...

@Benoit,
I can't believe you haven't responded to this comment Casey made:
Oh in closing… Benoit, I saw you were bragging about how much work you put into Caseypedia. I’m actually impressed at how much stuff you guys did in such a short time myself. I will give you credit on that. Writing stuff that makes sense and is funny is not all that easy.

Benoit… maybe you can do a guest post here sometime.

Like when I’m really busy and I don’t have time to blog. I can just tell you what i did over the phone and you can turn it into a post. I just thought of this idea the other day and I figure, why not, I’ll throw it out.

I know you’re a big hater and all. Just a crazy off-the-wall idea I had...

Benoit™ said...

Akubi, sadly I was working this morning at my W-2 Looser Job, so didn't read the post until around 1:00 PM (Eastern) today. I responded on Casey's most recent blog post. ;-)

Akubi said...

@Benoit,
Good response!

BTW I just happened to notice that the small piece of tofu I had in my lunch today contained significantly more protein than KC's entire meal.
I don't even body build and I would feel lethargic on so little protein. He doesn't seem to get the idea that most vegans and vegetarians eat tofu, beans and other denser sources of vegetable protein than one finds in a mushroom or a piece of broccoli.