Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The Audacity of Cheese Fries

The title of this aspiring congresswoman's upcoming autobiography?
At least that's what has been suggested in the amusing comment thread on this Wonkette post:

MP: Well Dr. Fisher, let me pick up on that…you mention Bill Clinton did not deny inhaling…or I guess he did deny inhaling, but that did come up in his campaign.

George Bush there were many rumors about cocaine that he never really dismissed, so isn’t that unfair to criticize Senator Obama for being forthright and honest about this, uh admitting in his youth?….

AF: See, if you admit it, it should disqualify you. Otherwise, we’ll have to let all those people who …applied for jobs in these facilities…There is a reason that those rules are there. I was a detox director for 16 counties in North Carolina , so I have a great understanding about what drugs and what they do to people. And I know that in moments of weakness, people tend to revert those things that they’ve used in the past. I don’t think it’s disingenuous, I don’t think its fair. If I ran for President of the U.S. and I had that history, I would expect people to look at that very carefully. We cannot have a nation high on drugs and have the President… as an example. I’m sorry I disagree with that.
KFC Cheese Fries by ~Ladybrintine

In other news, could this be Casey's blue ball?


mursty murstperson said...

Mmm, I saw the cheese fries MURST!

Ogg the Caveman said...

I love cheese fries. Cokehead presidents who barely made it through Yale even with Daddy's influence, not so much.

Casey Serin said...

Cheese fries are the perfect semi-vegan side dish! :-)

Ogg the Caveman said...

This article suggests that the SF network crisis may not be nearly as bad as portrayed.

My guess would be that with a few knowledgeable folks with laptops and a brief set of instructions, the whole network could be "fixed" in a matter of a day or so.

Akubi said...

I’ll have to admit that as far as I can recall, I’ve never eaten cheese fries in my entire life. In fact, I wasn’t quite sure what they were until I searched for them on DeviantArt after reading the Wonkette comment. I love good cheese as much as anyone, but the fries combination doesn’t quite work for me – particularly the KFC fake cheese, soggy fries and sour cream disaster featured above.
What pisses me off about this woman is this comment “See, if you admit it, it should disqualify you.”
I don’t want a compulsive liar for POTUS, but she seems to think that’s just fine.
Also, her obvious current obesity problem is a far more serious health issue than some drugs Barack took in college a couple of decades ago.

Akubi said...

My guess would be that with a few knowledgeable folks with laptops and a brief set of instructions, the whole network could be "fixed" in a matter of a day or so.
Yeah, that's my take. Also, I think the issue suggests a security architecture and upper management problem.

Ogg the Caveman said...

Management by going out and playing golf, perhaps?

Edgar Alpo said...

Try cheese tater tots too, they're magically delicious!

Ogg the Caveman said...

One of my college roommates used to make this dish.

1 breakfast sausage, Jimmy Dean sized or so
Enough eggs
1 bag frozen tater tots
Lots of grated cheese

Put ingredients into a really big skillet in that order. Wait until each ingredient is more or less fully cooked until adding the next.

Delicious. Probably horrible for you. Serves lots.

Akubi said...

OK, OK, I guess I'm an elitist arugula eater, but that shit disgusts me!
First of all there is no such thing as generic "cheese" except for this.

Edgar Alpo said...

My new blog is up. :)

Akubi said...

"He was an ass" - fun on "Secrets of Dating" on PBS. The snarky haterz left without a date. Win-win for the team!

Akubi said...

While my overall geometry is quite good, I have a rather strong yet symmetrical jaw so
perhaps that explains my lack of vacations in the Hamptons.

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