Thursday, July 10, 2008

My dogs need a Hotdoll, but where can we get one?

When I came across this Unscathed Corpse post about the Hotdoll sex toy for dogs I thought it seemed vaguely familiar - like I may have seen it on the internets before - and indeed that was the case, but Hotdoll still isn't available for purchase. WTF?
I'm really tired of Akubi humping Tanuki and Tanuki attempting to hump my leg so it seems the perfect solution.

11 comments:

Sir Humpalot said...

MURST! OH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU.

Ogg the Caveman said...

I think Tanuki would really prefer an inflatable leg.

Casey Serin said...

I'm really tired of Akubi humping Tanuki

I can definitely relate...

I can't tell you how many times I've been on all fours, thinking to myself, "What is taking so long back there??" ;-)

Akubi said...

K,so not a single person has real ideas for my horny, communist, anarchist, elitist dogs?

Edgar Alpo said...

K,so not a single person has real ideas for my horny, communist, anarchist, elitist dogs?

I do, let them hump your leg.

Ogg the Caveman said...

Perhaps you could somehow get your sweet little kittycat to keep them on their toes.

Akubi said...

@Edgar,
I do, let them hump your leg.
How about I let them hump Casey's leg instead? There's an occupation for him! Casey Hotdoll substitute! I wonder if Tanuki would want to hump his leg though...

@Ogg,
All I see is a gray square...

Akubi said...

A random example: on June 11, a user called way21337 uploaded a video to YouTube. It's titled My new gerbil, and it shows, in fact, a black-and-white gerbil snuffling around cutely in somebody's hand. It is 11 seconds long. By press time, it had acquired 102 comments. Let's take a look! They begin with NewTyhuss, who writes, "sweet!" Things start going south with comment No. 4: "id hit it." (Good one, ZRace67!) After a week, we're down to eldergod: "why dont u shove that gerbil up yur ass and quit posting stupid videos." bwalhof writes, "kill yourself. fast." And so on.

Edgar Alpo said...

Has America reached its Marie Antoinette moment yet?

Akubi said...

@Edgar,
What planet has Phil Gramm been living on?

Edgar Alpo said...

@Edgar,
What planet has Phil Gramm been living on?


It never ceases to amaze me the smugness of those who have stolen their fortune. Gramm and his wife are the lowest scum on the face of the planet. They know no limit to the hypocrisy. Like that drug addled piece of crap Limbaugh. Good Riddance eagerly awaits their induction.