Showing posts with label thongs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thongs. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

The Politics of Arugula

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
Why My Former Hero Shouldn’t Be President

The arugula meme was born, so far as I can tell, when a young and relatively unknown presidential candidate by the name of Barack Obama, attempting to sympathize with a group of Iowans about the challenges of rising food prices, opened his mouth and promptly inserted his foot:

“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?” the senator said. “I mean, they’re charging a lot of money for this stuff.”

The state of Iowa, for all of its vast food production, does not have a Whole Foods, a leading natural and organic foods market. The closest? Omaha, Minneapolis or Kansas City.

Mr. Obama, perhaps sensing a lack of reaction from the crowd, moved along to the next topic.



A gaffe? Surely – and the fact that Iowa actually does grow and sell a fair share of arugula doesn’t do much to alleviate that. The reaction, in any case, was every bit as merciless as the rise to fame of a previously obscure leafy green was, err, meteoric: what had previously been the province of the occasional recipe-blogger immediately became the political slur du jour, an all-purpose tool for accusing your opponents of being effete, elite, and otherwise out of touch with the concerns of those fabled ordinary Americans. And Obama, in turn, was promptly anointed as the fancy-dining liberal with the Ivy League degrees: “wine track” candidate who would surely be rejected by Hillary Clinton’s shot-downing beer drinkers, the blue state counterpart to Miss Buffalo Chip and John McCain’s – ahem – salt-of-the-earth Ferragamo loafers.


Continued: A country so polarized that consuming arugula has become a political act


Nothing wrong with being an elitist arugula eater from outer space and such!


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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

We Intend To Create Atom Smashing Havoc

I've been meaning to mention this groovy blog I discovered via The Groovy Age of Horror. Nice boots!
Creating havoc sort of ties into smashing atoms and I've been pretty intrigued with the whole LHC concept (at least there's something to get my mind off of politics), but Edgar seems to believe it is the beginning of the end.
If one has to go, I can't imagine anything cooler than (the very slight possibility of) being sucked into a black hole and possibly another dimension (woohoo!) so I'm not all that concerned.

Wow, they still make this T-shirt. Mine is torn to shreds along the lines of the Nietzsche fish one from a million years ago.

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
Aerial wolf killing, moose eating Sarah Palin can Suck it!



Everyone was big on intention and intending back then.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Another Search Term Cut-up Poetry Challenge!

BREAKING NEWS Flash!
Brand NEW Search Term additions:

masons are nihilists
pelosi buddha

UPDATE! Excellent poetry!
I have some new search terms to include in the mix:

knick-nack patty whack, give the frog a loan
history of the cigarette girl
evil amazon woman
gandhi candice
than shwe photos with panties
sasey games
japan bestiality restaurant

The School of Hardly Art by wastedpapiers

I just know some incredible poetry is lurking in the latest set of Baabaabaab's bizarre search terms!

breasts fart and blow bubbles
burmese nudes
smellmeand
nancy pelosi anal
blog bestiality
nude burmese
blog panty
bettie spanked
iamfacingforeclosure
anya milk bath
casey serin
comic bondage
yubiwaza
lovely nudes
bestiality blogs
www.myochitmyanmar
blogs bestiality
bubblegum blinkies
anya milk
not me, iraq, family circus
general than shwe 2007
anya's milk bath
no bs guaranteed unsecured credit with a 2 year old bk
bestiality blog
sidewalk front yard
than shwe
than shwe superstitious
smellmeand.com
m singh casey
architecture books blog
casey serin lawsuits
galina serin
sally engdahl au
akubi blog about blog
exurban nation
fun shui frog
funny blogs
marketa cave woman
dr isacoff
where is galina serin
dirty penny-1
buttplugs and thongs
james harvey marks
marketa cave woman ogg
i think ill move to australia
temple implant
lanna action for burma committee


BTW, I am somewhat disturbed that Baabaabaab ranks number 2 in Google search results for "blog bestiality" - particularly when I view the summaries of the other sites I'm sharing Google search result space with. Of course mentioning it is only making it worse. For the record, Baabaabaab does not in any way, shape or form condone bestiality.

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Prajna Paramita meets Paris Hilton's thong and then what..?

Well, nothing as usual.
Anyway, after a long swim today I was reminded of my favorite sutra of all time...

When Bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara was practicing the profound Prajna Paramita, he illuminated the Five Skandhas and saw that they are all empty, and he crossed beyond all suffering and difficulty.

Shariputra, form does not differ from emptiness; emptiness does not differ from form. Form itself is emptiness; emptiness itself is form. So too are feeling, cognition, formation, and consciousness.

Shariputra, all Dharmas are empty of characteristics. They are not produced, not destroyed, not defiled, not pure; and they neither increase nor diminish. Therefore, in emptiness there is no form, feeling, cognition, formation, or consciousness; no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, or mind; no sights, sounds, smells, tastes, objects of touch, or Dharmas; no field of the eyes up to and including no field of mind consciousness; and no ignorance or ending of ignorance, up to and including no old age and death or ending of old age and death. There is no suffering, no accumulating, no extinction, and no Way, and no understanding and no attaining.

Because nothing is attained, the Bodhisattva through reliance on Prajna Paramita is unimpeded in his mind. Because there is no impediment, he is not afraid, and he leaves distorted dream-thinking far behind. Ultimately Nirvana! All Buddhas of the three periods of time attain Anuttara-samyak-sambodhi through reliance on Prajna Paramita. Therefore know that Prajna Paramita is a Great Spiritual Mantra, a Great Bright Mantra, a Supreme Mantra, an Unequalled Mantra. It can remove all suffering; it is genuine and not false. That is why the Mantra of Prajna Paramita was spoken. Recite it like this:

Gaté Gaté Paragaté Parasamgaté



Bodhi Svaha!

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Breakfast of Champions

If I hadn't been out swimming with dogs in someone else's award winning pool (definitely NOT Nigel's), I may have caught this gem sooner...
SWEET!