Vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to The Cat in the Hat Winner!

Hey Kidz,

Well, it’s time to vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey to Serin to The Cat in the Hat win-win winner! With these super sweet entries I don’t know how I’ll decide. How about you?

This week's 6 Degrees of Casey Serin entries are summarized below in order of submission:

Stephanie J. said...
Easy: One step; both the Cat in the Hat and Casey have a taste for wanton destruction of perfectly good households.
July 27, 2007 12:34 PM

Edgar said...
1) The Cat in the Hat brought thing one and thing two

2) Dr. Seuss wrote a story of an elephant who flew

3) Horton was faithful one hundred percent

4) Unlike Casey who won't pay back the money he spent
July 27, 2007 7:32 PM

Ogg the Caveman said...
1. Casey Serin is a former associate of mortgage broker and Olympic pin salesman Nigel Swaby.

2. Nigel Swaby has an indoor pool and a pond.

3. With koi and stuff.

4. Koi, a kind of fish, is a member of the goldfish family.

5. In The Cat in the Hat, the goldfish was the voice of reason.
July 28, 2007 9:40 AM

Ogg the Caveman said...
Post back at close:

1. Casey Serin has an online encyclopedia, Caseypedia, dedicated to him.

2. Non award winning blogger and endless source of sweet cashback Akubi is a Caseypedia editor.

3. Akubi has a strange fascination with butt plugs.

4. Casey Serin used his blog to plug his book.

5. The Cat in the Hat is a book.
July 28, 2007 9:43 AM


Edgar said...

Backwards:


I am KC Masterpiece

KC Masterpiece I am


I do not like

that Casey-Serin!


Do you like Casey Serin spam?


I do not like them, KC-I-am.

I do not like Casey Serin spam.


Would you like spam here or there?


I would not like spam here or there.

I would not like spam anywhere.

I do not like Casey Serin spam.

I do not like him, KC-I-am.


Would you watch him flip a house?

Would you watch him with a mouse?


I will not watch him flip a house.

I do not like him with a mouse.

I do not like him here or there.

I do not like him anywhere.

I do not like Casey Serin spam.

I do not like him, KC-I-am.


Will you watch him in the jail?

Will you watch him forfeit bail?


Not flipping a house.

Not with a mouse.

I will not watch him here or there.

I would not watch him anywhere.

I will not read his stupid spam.

I do not like him, KC-I-am.


Would you? Could you?

In V-Dubs?

Delete them! Delete them!

Here's that bubs.


I would not, could not, in Sac town.


You may like him.

You will see.

You may like him for a fee!


I would not, could not for a fee.

Not in V-Dubs! You let me be.

I do not like him in a box.

I do not like him with a fox.

I do not like him in a house.

I do not like him with a mouse.

I do not like him here or there.

I do not like him anywhere.

I do not like Casey Serin spam.

I do not like him, KC-I-am.


Australia! Australia!

Could you, would you, go down under?


No not down under! Let me be!

I will not watch him flip a house.

I will not watch him eat a mouse.

I will not watch him here or there.

I will not watch him anywhere.

I will not read his stupid spam.

I do not like him, KC-I-am.


Could you, would you, with a 'roo?


I would not, could not, with a 'roo!


Would you, could you, on a plane?

I could not, would not, on a plane.

I will not, will not, with a 'roo.

I will not eat watch him in the rain.

I will not watch him board a plane.

Not in the dark! Not for a fee!

Not in V-Dubs! You let me be!


I will not watch him in a house.

I do not like him with a mouse.

I do not like him here or there.

I do not like him ANYWHERE!

I do not like Casey Serin spam!

I do not like them, KC-I-am.
July 28, 2007 2:12 PM

pmspms said...
Casey is a wanna be fat cat/

The cat is the hat is a skinny cat/

Casey complained that Galina was too fat/

Four pounds is not much of that/
July 29, 2007 8:15 PM

crystal said...
1. KC lives in Sacramento

2. Sacramento is in California

3. San Diego is in California

4. A big zoo is in San Diego

5. Dr. Seuss derived his characters from the San Diego Zoo

6. The Cat in the Hat is a Dr. Seuss character
July 30, 2007 9:11 PM

NotAnOptimist said...
Thanks for the invite Akubi. I am not so optimistic about this week's entry, but here goes:

S = The Cat in the Hat is always shown wearing a red hat with white stripes.



E = Different colored stripes are what define the resistance of a resistor, an electronic component used in circuits.



U = These electrical components are introduced to students in electrical engineering labs when they are undergraduates.



S = Most of these undergraduate students are male, and a common (mis?pre?)conception is that male engineers often forget to shower and shave.



S = Those who do not shave grow scraggly beards. If you look up "scraggly" in a dictionary, you will find a picture of Casey Serin. Ew.
July 31, 2007 10:06 PM




While searching for Cat in the Hat images I came across Scraptorium. The cut and paste collage is definitely worth checking out.

RIP Ingmar Bergman and IAFF

UPDATE: I do hope to get around to the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin voting process...


I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this AM and have felt grumpy and cranky ever since. Still sorting out why exactly... Probably just an annoying dream I forgot.
Also, I miss Stephanie J. (Where are you?).

BTW don't forget to play 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to The Cat in the Hat. It could be your last win-win opportunity.

This post is reserved for commentary unrelated to 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to The Cat in the Hat

Is there a subtitled version of Bubble Fiction, an intriguing film Tokyomango mentioned today?
She writes:
How do you make failed economic policy into a funny, futuristic comedy? Bubble Fiction, a new movie by Yasuo Baba, does it with a fake funeral, a time machine, and a cast of silly happy characters. In 1990, the Ministry of Finance announced a new fiscal policy that led to the infamous bubble burst that drove Japan into a long recession. 17 years later, research reveals that things are getting to bad that the country will be driven into the ground within two years. Not good!


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6 Degrees of Casey Serin - Casey to The Cat in the Hat

Hey Kidz,

Happy Friday!

It’s time for another 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™ game!

Woohoo!
We looked!

Then we saw him step in on the mat!

We looked!

And we saw him!

The Cat in the Hat!

Yes, this week's challenge is Casey to The Cat in the Hat. Sweet! Win-Win!

BTW, if you would like Casey to play this week vote here.

Casey Cassandra

As the Casey crap draws to a close, I’ve been pondering my thoughts on the mess...

Of course, I’ve never understood his lack of concern over his financial and legal issues, but I’ve always taken an overly literary/historical/what-have-you/philosophical/itsallfucked and absurd perspective on things and his name reminds me of Cassandra.
However, the more details I heard regarding his treatment of his wife and family, I was a proud card carrying Casey Hater – with a capital H.
Nonetheless, he has been a good Cassandra for the rest of us who thankfully aren't personally involved in his messy mess.

The 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Einstein Winner is…

SouthernBread with this sweet entry! Woohoo! Win-Win!

As Ogg suggested over at Stephanie J.’s place wouldn’t it be fun if Casey played the next 6 Degrees of Casey Serin game? Let's have a vote!

Vote for 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Albert Einstein Winner!

Hey Kidz,
It’s time to vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Albert Einstein Win-Win Winner! We have so many sweet entries this week it's going to be a tough decision.

Here are the entries in order of submission:


Edgar said...

1) Albert Einstein is credited with the formula E = MC^2.

2) The M in that equation stands for mass.

3) Catholics go to mass.

4) The Pope, his eminence, the head of the Catholic Church, lives in the Vatican City, Rome.

5) The Sistine Chapel is in the Vatican City, and it contains some of the greatest works of Michelangelo, including a painting named "Genesis" which is widely considered to be a masterpiece. ;)

6) Casey Serin, aka KC, should have his ass barbequed in KC Masterpiece barbeque sauce, which, BTW, contains molasses.
July 20, 2007 2:00 PM


Ogg the Caveman said...
Yeah, the Einstein picture is great.

As usual I can think of more than one possibility but I can't choose between them, so you get the lot.

1. Albert Einstein developed the theory of general relativity.
2. Among other things, that theory explains why time slows as the observer approaches the speed of light.
3. Casey's progress toward financial independence slows as the speed of his "business deals" increases.

If we bring Einstein's associates in, there are other ways to connect him to Casey Serin.

1. Einstein was a collegue of Erwin Schrödinger.
2. Schrödinger devised the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment.

From here we can reach Casey Serin by two paths.

3. Schrödinger's Cat involves a cat trapped in a box with poison gas which may or may not have been released.
4. Casey Serin would like to gas Yulia's cat.

Alternately, and somewhat more geekily:

3. In the C programming language, the address of an element before the start of an array or more than one past the end is known as Schrödinger's Pointer.
4. The behavior of a program that even computes such a pointer is undefined. On some machines it can lead to the hard disk being erased, the programmer's real earnings being e-mailed to the IRS, or demons flying out of the operator's nose. The most likely adverse result, however, is a core dump.
5. When he was served with LMP's lawsuit, Casey Serin "dumped core".
July 20, 2007 6:39 PM


wagga said...
This should be 299,792,458 degrees.

Difference between kc and Albert expressed in meters/second (light speed).
July 20, 2007 7:01 PM


Sharky said...
1) Albert Einstein emigrated to America to escape Law Enforcement.

2) The LEO's that were after Einstein were enforcing Nazi laws.

3) After 1941, The American branch of the Nazi Party, the German American Bund, was outlawed in America.

4) The Bund was investigated and brought to justice by the FBI

5)The FBi also investigates crimes of wire and mortgage fraud.

6)Casey Serin.
July 20, 2007 8:27 PM


Sharky said...
1) Albert Einstein never attended college.

2) Albert Einstein did amazing and ground-breaking work in spite of this fact, and had no regard for money.

3) Albert Einstein was known far and wide during his lifetime.

4)Casey Serin never attended college

5)Casey Serin did amazing and groundbreaking things in spite of this, and had no regard for money.

6)Casey Serin was known far and wide during his lifetime.OMG!!!!!...Casey Serin is Albert Einstein gone horribly wrong.
July 20, 2007 8:30 PM

NotAnOptimist said...
Sweet!

S = In the above picture, Casey is standing in a spotlight.

W = Spotlight also happens to be the name of the desktop search in Mac OS X and can locate specific words in documents.

E = The study of the history of words is called etymology.

E = A famous etymologist, Eric Partridge, is known for his explanation on how the word "fuck" came into the English language.

T = In science, a mathematical or logical explanation is known as a theory; a well-known theory is the theory of relativity, which was one of Albert Einstein's many contributions to physics.
July 21, 2007 11:34 PM

pmspms said...
Albert Einstein was a patent clerk before he was famous.

Casey is a patented jerk and is infamous.
July 22, 2007 9:38 PM

SouthernBread said...
1) Albert Einstein brought about research in transmission of electric signals and electrical-mechanical synchronization of time.

2) Steven Hawking is currently the leading physicist in the study of time and space theory.

3) Time is the name of a magazine that debates public issues.

4) Foreclosure has become a public issue in mainstream news.

5) Iamfacingforeclosure.com was the result of one person's experience with foreclosure.

6) Casey Serin currently owns and operates IAFF.com at least until he doesn't...at which time he might still...but maybe not...but then again he might decide he didn't like the terms of the contract...in which case he would still...but if argued against...he would ask them to back off and quit bullying him...if they still don't stop...he'll look in to it
July 23, 2007 6:21 PM


slaitania said...
Not six degrees, but six quotations from Einstein ... all appropriate to young fliptard:

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."

source: http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~cheshire/EinsteinQuotes.html
July 24, 2007 4:31 AM