Where's my F-ing Economic Stimulus Package?!!

WOOF CHECKS by ~sadpotato

I am not exactly living it up in the POS one-bedroom condo I've "owned" since 2000 (not a HELOC freak either), yet I've been denied my mini-gravy train that might help with my grocery bills.

Interesting that older, retired (Boomer++) relatives enjoying social security I'll never see and living in multi-million $$$ homes got their sweet deal.
Personally, I think the whole temporary check in the mail concept was idiotic in the first place - but fits George W's ADD politics.
Nonetheless, I WANT MY PIECE of the GOVT PIZZA! Somewhere along the lines I missed the pizza party yet pay for it anyway.

Signed,

The Utterly Screwed Generation

When will it end?

Humpty Dumpty by ~ravencrown

The First Ladies by ~xelalex42

Mein Fuhrer update for Buzz Saw:
Hitlery is wearing a flag pin so she must be patriotic.

Edgar's Toilet weighs in.

Another Hitlery update for Buzz Saw:

Hitler-ly Clinton by ~Ultraloco

Another breaking news update!
Yes, I shall encounter my 20th High School reunion this year and I'm not so sure if I want to partake in it having been forwarded this YouTube video that reminds me how much I hated it (nope, I'm not one of those asshats in the audience).



My version: