Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Dear Internet


I would like to buy this lovely, historic, foreclosed Pac Heights home, but seem to be lacking a few million dollars...
What should I do?





42 comments:

Kitty said...

Hi Akira...

How about a yurt? Or better yet a treehouse....

I'm going to gather up some old wood now to build my treehouse...

And sleepysleep.

Akira said...

Hi Kitty,

I really liked that treehouse you posted on the Tumblr. A yurt would be a nice temporary location though.

I should get to sleep too, but I had to stay up for Safeway delivery and an ex-bf was here when the hot delivery guy arrived and he seemed rather disappointed.

edgar said...

I would like to buy this lovely, historic, foreclosed Pac Heights home, but seem to be lacking a few million dollars...
What should I do?


Throw rocks at all the windows in an after dark fermented-sour-grapes state of intoxication? Burn the place down in a fit of jealousy so that no-one else can have it? Tunnel in? I give up.

edgar said...

Get a neg-am loan from shittybank?

Akubi said...

Hi Edgar,
Well, what's the bank going to do with it?
I could make much better use of those 28 rooms: a doggy sanctuary with a view.

buzzsaw99 said...

I could make much better use of those 28 rooms: a doggy sanctuary with a view.

Yay for doggies!

Kitty said...

I'm with Akubi on doggie rest home with views... it could become the most pop destination in Pac Heights.

"The Peaceful Woof Sanctuary"

wagga said...

Twenty rooms rented out at $1000/month should help out with the mortgage. Get kc to help with the loan application paper.

Watch "Pacific Heights" first, though.

Kitty said...

Bettttterrrrr idea...

Doggie SPA...

Make lots of money and fund doggie sanctuary at the beach.

Akira said...

@Kitty,
Yes, all I need is a dog pool and it could be doggy spa sanctuary!

@Wagga,
Hmmm, I have a feeling KC may have lost his scammer loan connections
- and, excluding Edgar, who would rent a bathroom?
I recall seeing that film many years ago, but don't recall the details other than it sort of reminded me of Basic Instinct.

Akira said...

Well, there's a long weekend ahead...Woohoo!
Fun plans...?
For some reason (perhaps another B-day coming up?) I've been unable to decide what I feel like doing.

Akira said...

Other than eating sushi...

Kitty said...

I'm gonna practice putting on eyeliner... I got some plum colored stuff.. and blue eye shadow... just for fun... but I'm too shy to wear it outside...

Akubi said...

Hi Kitty,

I love properly applied eyeliner!

Anyway, I'm tempted to create a fuckyeahcalifornicated blog on Tumblr, but I'm already stretched too thin blog-wise.

Any takers?

Kitty said...

No...no...no... not me...

I've found that you have to apply eyeliner very slowly and evenly... I'm going to have to reduce my outside activities now... and increase my makeup time...

My new wings should come this week!

Akubi said...

I had a weird dream last night: A perfect Lancome giveaway including a fuzzy fake fox blanket. When I mentionied it to my girlfriends they were certain it was real fur, but I said it wasn't so they decided to purchase the Lancome giveaway and throw out the free blanket.

Kitty said...

Maybe give the blanket to the ASPCA... they could use it!

I've never used Lancome... :)

Kitty said...

Akira and Akubi...

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

~~~~ FREEDOM ~~~~~

Nothing is sweeter...

wagga said...

My tabby kittehs have perfect eyeliner - to the extent that when their eyes are closed they still look awake. Considering they sleep most of the time, it's probably an evolutionary advantage. Black & white mog, on the other hand, has this weird quarterback look...

buzzsaw99 said...

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

indeud!

Akira said...

Hi Guyz,
Happy Independence Day!

Akira said...

BTW,
I think my Pomeranians have the most perfect eyeliner ever!

Tanuki spent so much time swimming today that he went into some shaking hypoglycemic state that worried me, but he's better now...and we're watching the Twilight Zone Sci-Fi marathon again. That f-ing Talking Tina episode continues to freak me out.

Kitty said...

OK... Independence over.... back to serfdom... and eyeliner problems...

I hope Tanuki feels better today :)

edgar said...

I'm trying to score a pomeranian puppy pic (3p) 4 u.

Anonymous said...

Pom pups... yes yes yes...

My dggies are very lazy today... no walk... just sleep... lazy dog sleep.

Kitty said...

Oooppps...

That was me!

Akubi said...

Hi Guyz!
I've been a lazy doggy too, but I managed to suffer through Target today. Unless I'm in a small book/vintage clothing/dog store or flea market, I tend to freak out shopping offline (people are so rude and their kids need ritalin or something - and I can't stand it when they walk around with those stinky hotdogs in their mouth), but I needed a new alarm clock ASAP.
so I got one.

Akubi said...

Did anyone watch Aretha at the Capitol last night?
She was incredible, but WTF was up with Barry Manilow?
Also, I couldn't believe Sesame Street was 40 years old (shit I don't want to think of that number)...
But, anyway, while watching Aretha I really wanted to call my aunt Ruthie, but had to remind myself she was dead. She would have loved the spectacle and it would have been fun to sing along off-tune over the phone.

Akira said...

One of these days I'll post something new, but I need to see the Dr. tomorrow so I'm retiring early.

Kitty said...

Hi Akubi and Akira...

It's real summer now... no more pretend... so where is the heat?

Aretha >> yeah!!!!!!!!

Overfed Americans are scary... and they give them those electric carts to ride around and shop... and they fill the basket with corn syrup food... they look so desperately unhappy in their fat bodies... I only go to the big boxes first thing in the morning... the BIG Ones are not up yet... (message to BIG Ones... "eat some salads!")

Glad you got your alarm clock. Good luck at the doctors.

Akubi said...

Hi Kitty!
There's been plenty of heat here. I guess not so much in your area..?

Kitty said...

Cool...cool... cool here... no swimming... boo hooooooo...

I want a tree house... me want to live in the top of a treeeeeee...

squint mccoy said...

Funny money:

[#1]

[#2]

LittleGreenShoots/Not said...

Squint wins the prize... hands down... money good...

Anddddd... the prize is a bushel of "arnoldbucks"... exchangeable at Bank of America and all banks with balance sheets full of toxic assets...

100,000 arnoldbucks = 100,000 toxic assets at par....

all problems solved...

Kitty said...

Akubi... I just want to say how happy that fuckyeah dogs makes me... it is a little treat everytime I go to my dashboard and there is a cache of extra cool dog pictures... thank you very much... I wish I was contributing as much as you... you are the ultimate "fuckyeah dog"

Akubi said...

I'll pass on the arnoldbucks!

I'm embarrassed to live in this state.

Hi Kitty,
I'm glad you like FuckYeahDogs. Thanks for adding some posts last night!
It's a rather unique doggy bloggy collection.

Kitty said...

Hi Akubi...

I've been so busy with my eyeliner classes that I haven't put the time into fuckyeah dogs that I hoped to... it's so fun looking at the doggy bloggy pictures...

Thanks again for putting it up and doing all the fine searching...

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Akubi said...

Hi Kitty,

I had no idea eyeliner classes were so time consuming!

Where did you find all of the bubble dogs? I love them!

Kitty said...

Hi Akubi...

It's just that I never did makeup stuff before and I'm kinda slow at it... so I use Youtube videos and study different techniques... mascara is fun too...

It's a secret about the bubble doggies... :)

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