Cherry Picked

polac_cherry05 from In luv with cherry set.

Funny Wagga finds of the morning:

US hackette ponders jub-powered iPod. He recommends that you go for the strenuous option on this clicky link.

RALEIGH, N.C. — Thanks to some text message-savvy grandchildren, North Carolina drivers whose license plates have the potentially offensive "WTF" letter combination can replace the tags for free.

The News & Observer of Raleigh reported Tuesday the state Division of Motor Vehicles has notified nearly 10,000 holders of license plates with the letter combination. Officials learned last year the common acronym stands for a vulgar phrase in e-mail and cell phone text messages.

But this week, the DMV officials got another surprise when they learned the same letters appeared on the agency's own Web site on a sample personalized plate.
More WTF

Sweet Boob Pudding

Japan is another story, however, and these sweet breast puddings come from the land where anything goes. The packaging is both complex and creative, requiring lots of unfolding and opening - I'm somewhat surprised buttons or clasps aren't involved. But I digress... the point being that someone put a lot of thought into the entire wacky concept. Thanks to RUKZ.com for these images, by the way!

Discover more Bizarre Breast Puddings From Japan

Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn is currently featured on American Masters and I wish they would stop insulting her.

It's the End of the World As We Know it

Tentacle P0rn

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Tentacle P0rn by ~hungerartist

Especially at Zillow Book!
Tentacle Anime Chick by =psivamp

Tentacle's adventure by ~Kase2

Tentacle Doll by ~AshlexApple

sweet tentacle by ~Dirtytoy

Sweet Pink Bubblegum Futures!

Lobster News Flash!
...in 1898, trading cards featured Rubenesque house wives reclining in the aftermath of passion in marital beds shared by giant lobsters, a massive bottle of Rex’s Kidney & Liver Bitters poised on the night table as the Viagra of the age...

twirlpopbubblegumflavor by ~babybanshee

Blow up your Bubbles

with Bust Up gum!
...according to B2UP, the special ingredients, "extracts from the Pueraria mirifica (Kwao Krua) plant, makes a woman's breasts grow as well as improving their shape and tone." I didn't know breasts HAD a tone - unless it's High C (or B Flat). Still, it's amazing... boob-enhancing gum. They could call it Double Bubble if the name wasn't already taken.
Bust Up gum is just the latest Japanese food product containing Pueraria extracts - others include F-Cup Tea and F-Cup Cookies. Can't say they're not confident in their products! Y'know, Bust Up gum has the potential to replace Ex-Lax chocolate as the snack schoolyard pranksters offer their unsuspecting targets. Can you imagine the expression on some poor proto-geek's face after being told he just chewed Bust Up gum? Let's hope that scenario remains in the field of imagination!
The Top Ten Strange and Unusual Japanese Chewing Gums also describes a sex and "man smell" gum among other intriguing chewing options. For those who prefer candy, it appears that Bust Up makes that as well.

Speaking of chewing gum and big boobs this portrait of Marilyn Monroe was created out of chewed bubblegum. It is part of Jason Kronenwald's "Gum Blondes" series.

Yvonne Fishnet 0070 by ~ericdev2005