Showing posts with label Pueraria. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pueraria. Show all posts

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Blow up your Bubbles

with Bust Up gum!
...according to B2UP, the special ingredients, "extracts from the Pueraria mirifica (Kwao Krua) plant, makes a woman's breasts grow as well as improving their shape and tone." I didn't know breasts HAD a tone - unless it's High C (or B Flat). Still, it's amazing... boob-enhancing gum. They could call it Double Bubble if the name wasn't already taken.
Bust Up gum is just the latest Japanese food product containing Pueraria extracts - others include F-Cup Tea and F-Cup Cookies. Can't say they're not confident in their products! Y'know, Bust Up gum has the potential to replace Ex-Lax chocolate as the snack schoolyard pranksters offer their unsuspecting targets. Can you imagine the expression on some poor proto-geek's face after being told he just chewed Bust Up gum? Let's hope that scenario remains in the field of imagination!

The Top Ten Strange and Unusual Japanese Chewing Gums also describes a sex and "man smell" gum among other intriguing chewing options. For those who prefer candy, it appears that Bust Up makes that as well.

Speaking of chewing gum and big boobs this portrait of Marilyn Monroe was created out of chewed bubblegum. It is part of Jason Kronenwald's "Gum Blondes" series.

Yvonne Fishnet 0070 by ~ericdev2005