Palin's Tentacles

Umi no Yami no Jyoou by Audrey Kawasaki via Suzanne G.

Just thought I'd post some tentacle art to keep you occupied while sitting on the edge of your seat in anticipation of VPILF AKA Sarah Palin's 10PM EST speech at the RNC this evening.

Street Clown's NSFW Balloons

Hat tip to Ogg for this bizarre find!

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Cherry Picked

polac_cherry05 from In luv with cherry set.

Funny Wagga finds of the morning:

US hackette ponders jub-powered iPod. He recommends that you go for the strenuous option on this clicky link.

RALEIGH, N.C. — Thanks to some text message-savvy grandchildren, North Carolina drivers whose license plates have the potentially offensive "WTF" letter combination can replace the tags for free.

The News & Observer of Raleigh reported Tuesday the state Division of Motor Vehicles has notified nearly 10,000 holders of license plates with the letter combination. Officials learned last year the common acronym stands for a vulgar phrase in e-mail and cell phone text messages.

But this week, the DMV officials got another surprise when they learned the same letters appeared on the agency's own Web site on a sample personalized plate.
More WTF

Allergic to Everything - don't follow me..

Follow me by =5yearcheddar

Probably due to all the allergy-inducing particulates in the air these days, I woke up late feeling somewhat shitty yet also in need of getting stuff done like fixing my fence.
Casey probably accomplished more than I today.
I’d like to get back to the book I wasted time on so I’ll keep it short. I measured the various dimensions of my fence that has been broken since January and puzzled over the ways it might be fixed, but it was too hot to think too much about. After returning to more manageable stuff I hate to deal with yet do – like laundry and toilet cleaning – I realized the hardware store would soon close and the fence would not be remotely fixed.
When I reached the hardware/lumber store all I really cared about was a few strong pieces of wood to hold my fence up for now. Well, I found some sweet deals in the misfit bargain area and left having paid only $3.20.
One of the pieces of redwood was particularly long and challenging to fit in the car so a Rosie the riveter sort of lesbian circa my mom’s era gave me a hand – and broke the future fence post in the process. Itwasallgood though because Rosie the Riveter knew that hardware store backwards and forwards and called the sales guy over to replace the broken one with a decent one. Perhaps she didn’t realize I was only foraging through the cheap crappy pile in the first place, but I left with some pretty solid future fence posts.

Cara Cakes wishes you a Happy Fishnet Friday!

Cara Cakes Campy 1 '08 by ~vcateyesv

Cara Cakes Campy 2 '08 by ~vcateyesv

On this Fishnet Friday Cara Cakes would like to give Edgar Alpo a big hug!

Do you think Cara is aggravating global warming?

Counterpoint:

Zillow Book features a Fishnet Friday extravaganza!

Sweet Boob Pudding

Japan is another story, however, and these sweet breast puddings come from the land where anything goes. The packaging is both complex and creative, requiring lots of unfolding and opening - I'm somewhat surprised buttons or clasps aren't involved. But I digress... the point being that someone put a lot of thought into the entire wacky concept. Thanks to RUKZ.com for these images, by the way!

Discover more Bizarre Breast Puddings From Japan

Tentacled Triangulation

Guinea pig via Dadanoia's

Note one of the featured mp3's: Say Hi to Your Mom - The Death of Girl Number Two.mp3

Breaking News Update: Coming to America: Neil Diamond for President


Yet another breaking news update: I've further expanded my blogosphere of influence with Neil Diamond for President!

I was only joking

There's nothing like good 1950's camp - and Marilyn Monroe

I'm currently watching the Seven Year Itch...



Marilyn via SReed99342
After enjoying The Seven Year Itch there's some annoying perm and Boomer era Harvard Law schoool film which reminded me of this...

It's the End of the World As We Know it

Tentacle P0rn

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Tentacle P0rn by ~hungerartist

Especially at Zillow Book!
Tentacle Anime Chick by =psivamp

Tentacle's adventure by ~Kase2

Tentacle Doll by ~AshlexApple

sweet tentacle by ~Dirtytoy

Hitchcock Wiki and Gallery

If you're a Hitchcock fan check out the impressive gallery at Hitchcockwiki (via RaShOmoN).





In other news...
What Would Jesus Do Without a Lawyer?




Lenora Claire: I've always said art much like breasts should be in your face. Since this is a show about art and breasts I started thinking of taking something as classic as a typical nativity scene and giving it a pop twist. I really feel that is the Virgin Mary found herself knocked up today that she would have to go work at Hooters to support the baby Jesus. Like everything I do there are high brow and low brow elements. It's all about subversion.
The Most Offensive Xmas Art Show Hits Hollywood

Dolly Dimples' Meat and Jelly Bean Games

While I was viewing The Penguin Girl via ectoplasmosis, I came across Dolly Dimples - The Dainty Fat Lady on The Human Marvels. As a child she loved playing a game with a family friend. Apparently it involved dangling bits of butchered meat in front of her. Dolly’s first word was “meat”. Another favorite game involved creating elaborate jelly bean mosaics prior to consuming them.

In her heyday the 4’11” “World’s Most Beautiful Fat Woman” weighed 555 pounds. She later lost 443 pounds by eating nothing but baby food and published the best selling Diet or Die: The Dolly Dimples Weight Reducing Plan.

Prior to the baby food regime a typical menu included the following:

BREAKFAST
4 to 8 eggs, any style
1/2 pound of bacon, or a pound or more of ham
a can of peaches mixed with a pint of cream "and lots of sugar"
a loaf or more of bread, sliced, with butter and jelly
cafe au lait made with cream instead of milk, with sugar

LUNCH
3 to 4 pork chops - "if they were breaded, I'd have five" - with gravy a platter of fried potatoes "including all the grease"
vegetable of choice served in a sauce of cream, sugar, salt, and pepper
a loaf or more of bread, sliced, with butter
4 pieces of peach pie with whipped cream
about 1/2 gallon of milk

AFTERNOON SNACKS
one or more boxes of candy
6 or 7 bananas
cookies, apples, popcorn, etc.

DINNER
most of a large roast, or one or more whole chickens, with gravy
3 or more servings of mashed potatoes. "Sometimes I would eat enough mashed potatoes to feed an entire family of ten. I would hollow out little holes, sink in the butter, and cover it all with gravy."
2 avocados in season, or mixed green salad with grated cheese and mayonnaise dressing hot biscuits with butter and honey
4 pieces of custard pie, half a cake, or 2 pounds of candy
about 1/2 gallon of milk

EVENING SNACKS
4 or 5 sandwiches
ice cream, or in summer "the leavings of a frozen custard machine that belonged to some friends of mine. Every night they gave me a half-gallon bucket which was filled with the extra thick and creamy custard which had settled at the bottom of the machine."

BEDTIME SNACK
2 pieces of pie. Dolly also liked to take a box of crackers to bed each night, and munch herself to sleep.

I wonder if her jelly bean mosaics looked anything like the one...

Jelly Bean Elvis by ~RachelS

In other news, voting for 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Dick Cheney winner is on hold until Schnapps submits her entry.

Blow up your Bubbles

with Bust Up gum!
...according to B2UP, the special ingredients, "extracts from the Pueraria mirifica (Kwao Krua) plant, makes a woman's breasts grow as well as improving their shape and tone." I didn't know breasts HAD a tone - unless it's High C (or B Flat). Still, it's amazing... boob-enhancing gum. They could call it Double Bubble if the name wasn't already taken.
Bust Up gum is just the latest Japanese food product containing Pueraria extracts - others include F-Cup Tea and F-Cup Cookies. Can't say they're not confident in their products! Y'know, Bust Up gum has the potential to replace Ex-Lax chocolate as the snack schoolyard pranksters offer their unsuspecting targets. Can you imagine the expression on some poor proto-geek's face after being told he just chewed Bust Up gum? Let's hope that scenario remains in the field of imagination!
The Top Ten Strange and Unusual Japanese Chewing Gums also describes a sex and "man smell" gum among other intriguing chewing options. For those who prefer candy, it appears that Bust Up makes that as well.

Speaking of chewing gum and big boobs this portrait of Marilyn Monroe was created out of chewed bubblegum. It is part of Jason Kronenwald's "Gum Blondes" series.

Yvonne Fishnet 0070 by ~ericdev2005

Funny Blog Comment of the Day

Anastasia said...
I don't recall seeing any nudity in comics as a kid, then again my local newsagent didn't have a huge array of comics, but the basics; the closest I came to observing erotic imagery would be the draped female form, but with obvious curves (breasts, nipples, etc).

In direct response to the breast feeding magazine cover, it's now 2007, a near year after this post was posted, but I had to add that this issue has become a semi-issue in Australia. I'm not sure if the Bush administration has some influence, or rather, the religious aspect surrounding Bush. We have had a high increase of American Christian denominations spread their wings, to take root in Australia, and I can't say that I'm enjoying their commercial aspects (one of which, Hillsong) is a registered 'company' that is exempt from paying taxes, that is currently paying for prime time advertising on television, as well as paying for visual advertising on public transport.

I can't comprehend the sexualisation of breast feeding. In my mind, only the most perverted person would sexualise breast feeding or take issue to it, because it's not a sexual activity (in the sense of being pornographic or functioning for orgasm).

In Australia, networks have followed the American example, blurring breasts on television. Even a news segment on breast cancer detection blurs out the breasts of women undergoing mammograms (which is non sexual, and hardly comfortable), so I'm not surprised with the censorship in comics; it's insane.

Then they tell people that they live in a democratic society, where they are unable to choose.

My approach to the issue would be to publish the 'nude' version, and publish a censored version for the conservatives that are out there.

This visual censorship is like the parental advisory sticker on CD's; stupid. As if all parents shop with their kids when they buy CD's?

In other Groovy news, I found this amusing: "DON'T BE ABSURD! A COMPUTER DOES NOT MASTURBATE!"

Spelunking, Stereoretro and Sweet Boots at Zillow Book

I've been in jury duty and offline most of the day, but managed to put some massive focused action into Zillow Book this evening.