Lawnmower man's Astute Observations and other Organic Win-Win stuff

Before they disappear into the ether, Project SCOBY Doo™ has opted to preserve lawnmower man's IAFF comments here.

1. lawnmower manMay 3rd, 2007 at 12:19 pm
every dirty penny: #1 position. Organic! Sweet.

2. lawnmower manMay 3rd, 2007 at 12:23 pm
bittersweet jetta: #1 position. Win-win!

3. lawnmower manMay 3rd, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Modesto pool scum: #1 position. Juicy!

4. lawnmower manMay 3rd, 2007 at 12:27 pm
lender ignore mode: #1 position. Awesome!



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Project SCOBY Doo™ update: Pogo, Plankton, Polyamory, Pizza, Polygons, Pyramids, Peace, Polyhedrons...?

Despite our TM and tea break last night, Project SCOBY Doo™ members are still divided over the plankton, duck and kombucha factors in relation to Serin. (In addition all team members hate Vista and are really f-ing pissed about it.) Nonetheless we have heard some "noise" regarding the source of the I am Facing foreclosure outage.
In a jealous fit of passion an enraged follower of Nikolay the Sungazer hacked the site. More details to follow as they become available.

Project SCOBY Doo™ Ponders Wild Duck Chase

As team lead of Project SCOBY Doo™, I prefer to “keep it organic” on a certain level and follow the example of Special Agent Cooper. Sometimes when all of the random events culminate into something incredibly far fetched, we might need to throw darts, participate in other random events or simply step back for a moment and contemplate a donut or a duck. While Casey’s Tahoe trip seems to confirm our plankton theories, Stephanie J’s reference to ducks on EN has sent us in many different directions. There must be a connection, but we’re still piecing it together.
For those too young or uninterested in David Lynch here’s a Twin Peaks thematic synopsis brought to you by Wikipedia:
Themes
As with much of Lynch's other work (notably Blue Velvet), Twin Peaks explores the gulf between the veneer of small-town respectability and the seedier layers of life beneath it. Each character from the town leads a double life. The show further resembles Lynch's previous and subsequent work in that it is difficult to place in a defined genre: stylistically, the program borrows the unsettling tone and supernatural premises of horror films, and simultaneously offers a bizarrely comical parody of American soap operas with a campy, melodramatic presentation of the morally dubious activities of its characters. Finally, like the rest of Lynch's oeuvre, the show represents an earnest moral inquiry distinguished by both weird comedy and a deep vein of surrealism.
A popular feature of the series was Frost and Lynch's use of repeating and sometimes mysterious motifs — trees, water, coffee, donuts, owls, ducks, fire — and numerous embedded references to other films and TV shows, such as The Twilight Zone (mysteriously malfunctioning electrical equipment), and The Patty Duke Show (the phenomenon of identical cousins).

Currently we’re participating in a brief TM & tea break.

BTW, the BUNDLE-WRAPPER Donald duck below is brought to us by a sweeeeeet blog: http://paleo-future.blogspot.com/

Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life: Refuting the Haterz lies with cold hard speculation

Forensic algaeologist update...
Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life: Refuting the Haterz lies with cold hard speculation

Project SCOBY Doo™ Lake Tahoe Update

Project SCOBY Doo™ agents have spotted Casey Serin investigating various bodies of water in remote Lake Tahoe locations. On his "business trip" Serin was overheard saying "I'm going to have the sweetest, most awesome floating field of plankton in no time!" More details to follow as they become available…

Project SCOBY Doo Update: Casey's Plankton Agenda

After further laboratory analysis Stanislaus County Mosquito & Vector Control confirms that only the spa was used to develop the SUV-sized kombucha mushroom. Serin was using the pool to cultivate enough plankton to combat global warming and, of course, make ALOT™ of money in the process. He had hoped to out-plankton Planktos and grow a floating field of plankton on a par with his enormous kombucha seized by Vector Control. Sadly, Casey’s plan to become a leading “Silicon Valley technocrat” as detailed in today's New York Times article came to an abrupt halt with the Muncy foreclosure.
Can plankton help save the planet?
Some Silicon Valley technocrats are betting that it just might. In an effort to ameliorate the effects of global warming, several groups are working on ventures to grow vast floating fields of plankton intended to absorb carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and carry it to the depths of the ocean. It is an idea, debated by experts for years, that still sounds like science fiction — and some scholars think that is where it belongs.
Quick-on-his-toes-Casey realized there are plenty of “ponds and stuff” to be utilized in the same manner as the Muncy lab; hence, his latest hippie van plan.

News Alert: Nigel's Guest Blogger Declares Foreclosure Avoiders War!

(05-01) 15:33 PST BLOGOSPHERE
Referring to Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life and Foreclosure Avoiders, Nigel's Guest Blogger writes Much like George Bush, I will declare WAR ON the Swabtard and Flailing Forward WITH ABSOLUTELY NO PLAN OF ACTION