Hat tip to Wagga for this hilarious find: A Pictorial Tour of The Emperor's Club LadiesOur secret Internet operative "Jake" has sent us screen shots from the Emperor's Club VIP's website. The Emperor's Club, of course, is the "prostitution ring" that New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer allegedly penetrated with his sex bits. Let's see if it was worth $5,500 dollars an hour (and his governorship/career/family etc etc).
I wonder what Maya has done to earn a 6 diamond whore rating?
UPDATE! Here are the fees:
15 comments:
Murst!
I thought this was funny:
Jesus, how misogynistic is that site. Show only their bodies (yeah, yeah I get the anonymity thing) and rating them with a score. What is this? The Westminster Dog Show?
Well, yeah. Point taken. But what did the commenter expect on that kind of a site? It's like going to a garbage dump and expecting it to smell fresh and minty.
@Ogg,
Unlike Hegre's site, they really need a more precise distinction of what they are actually being rated on - like most restaurant reviews.
This comment is pretty funny to:
by codfish at 04:52 PM on 03/10/08*
Thanks, Jake! What a great way to cirCUMvent the restrictions on adult websites in place here at work... maybe this could be an on-going Wonkette feature - screen shots of porn sites your boss won't let you visit at work!
Wow, what a great idea... maybe I can use the equity in my house to leverage an internet start-up! Oh, damn, only two bubbles too late...
More on Kristen who it has been suggested was referring to Spitzer.
Sinbad speaks up:
In an interview with the Sleuth Monday, he said the "scariest" part of the trip was wondering where he'd eat next. "I think the only 'red-phone' moment was: 'Do we eat here or at the next place.'"
Politics sure is absurd.
Looks like Spitzer is leaving the building...
(CNN) — If New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer resigns, Lt. Gov. David Paterson stands to become the first African-American governor of the state and the fourth in U.S. history.
Paterson, 53, is legally blind, and although documentation is scarce, it is widely believed that he would be the nation's first blind governor.
Paterson was first elected to the New York State Senate in 1985, where he represented the 30th District, encompassing Harlem, East Harlem and the Upper West Side.
If we had a deaf person in this story - a Trifecta!
@wagga,
What's taking him so long?
In other political news, Obama's campaign sure is taking the offensive now: Top Obama Adviser: Hillary Must Remove Ferraro From Campaign
Pelosi weighs in on the nightmare ticket: Pelosi: No ticket
Don't you mean Pelosi: NO DEAL! ?
Here's Kristen sans diamond rating.
Time for another round of Six Degrees.
@Mitchell,
Are you thinking Casey to Gov. Eliot Spitzer?
That's the idea! Unless Client 6 sounds like more fun.
@Mitchell,
Well, I decided "Kristen" would be the most entertaining.
OT but I just happened to notice how few friends Hillary has on Digg.
there is nothing wrong with paying for sex from a fine female stripper or lesbian stripper. most female strippers and female prostitutes i know are honest drop dead gorgeous and chose to do this profession. i know of many females who have cheated on my buddies lied and told them nothing milked them financially and dumped them. i do not know what to say ,first off, my arrogant but would laugh at them. i have become more of a counselor. i would say well lets find a dozen or so who look just like the bimbo that dumped you and then when shes out of your system you will move on to someone else. more often than not the prostitutes put out for cash and its the same if you wine and dine a fine female who does not put out and later you masturbate like some loser. im like forget that blue ball shit at the least she should be giving me a hand job. i got to enjoy my age with some fine pussy i have no time to date Suzy homemaker or carry some bag lol. however if she does exist that would be fine to. i know from experience its hard to find a super fine, intelligent, lesbian female that will let me do her and her girlfriend. i know i know i ask for to much but like i said its all about me and i plan to enjoy life with females that have the psychological profile. and even if you find that Suzy homemaker its hard to eat the same meat every night i will be like buying her wigs and different color bikinis different perfumes screw that, its cool to have consensual normal sex with a female prostitute but make sure she has her shots like the ringworm vaccine lol
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