Vote on the 6 Degrees of Casey to Ashley Alexandra Dupre Winner

Now it is time to vote on the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Ashley Alexandra Dupre win-win winner! Woohoo!
BTW is it just me or is this photo of Ashley Alexandra Dupre utterly ridiculous...?
Not to mention this one:
Yikes!

We have some excellent entries to choose from:

Buzz Saw said...
1) Kristin is a shameless hussy who earned her money.

2) KC is a shameless blog whore who earned very little of the money he wasted.

Sorry, I'm in a sour mood. I'll try again later. Oh yeah, murst!
March 14, 2008 6:50 PM

Casey Serin said...
Both I and this Kristen character service men for money. Concise? ;-)
March 15, 2008 7:31 PM

Mitchell said...
1) Casey finally sold IAFF in the third quarter of 2007.

2) Google's revenues for that quarter were US$4.23 billion.

3) When I checked just now (9pm Pacific standard time, March 15 2008), US$4.23 was roughly equal to 100 Russian rubles.

4) Shostakovich once won a 100-ruble bet that he couldn't arrange the Broadway hit "Tea for Two" for the orchestra.

5) The music for "Tea for Two" was composed by Vincent Youmans.

6) Ashley was born Ashley Youmans.
March 15, 2008 8:55 PM

BelowTheCrowd said...
1) Casey Serin broke the law and tried to turn his experience into a path to riches.

2) Kristin broke the law and tried to turn her experience into a path to riches.
How much more obvious can it get?
-btc
March 15, 2008 10:51 PM

BelowTheCrowd said...
Or as an alternate:

1) Casey Serin has caused significant marital distress.

2) Kristen has caused significant marital distress.

another:

1) Casey made a career of getting fucked by banks.

2) Banks employ investment bankers.

2) Kristen made a career of getting fucked by investment bankers.
-btc
March 15, 2008 10:54 PM

NotAnOptimist said...
Mitchell's entry is a bit hard to beat. Nevertheless, here's my attempt.

1) Prior to IAFF, Casey wrote in his Earth Mission blog for 7 months (1/1/06 - 7/17/06).

2) There are 7 books in the Harry Potter series.

3) One of the main characters in Harry Potter is Ron Weasley, or as his Mum sometimes calls him, Ronnie.4) Ronnie is also a nickname for Veronica.

5) Veronica Mars was a popular TV show starring Kristen Bell as the title character.

6) Kristen is the name by which Spitzer knows Ashley Alexandra Dupre.
March 16, 2008 11:34 AM

Ogg the Caveman said...
I'm going to get my ass kicked in this one. Nevertheless, here's my entry, with a nod to Benoit™:

1. Kristen is prostitute who has been linked to an important public official.

2. Dick Cheney is an important public official who has been linked to prostitutes.

3. Dick Cheney once shot his friend in the face while hunting.

4. Acting in gay porn may involve taking a shot in the mouth, which is a part of the face.

5. Gay porn is the only legal career path still open to Casey Serin.
March 16, 2008 12:42 PM