Sunday, April 20, 2008

Hello Kitty fights flab and such



Plus, after pounding the shuttlecock with their pussy emblazoned playthings, they can quickly check that all important body fat count with another cat-friendly contrivance.

13 comments:

Ogg the Caveman said...

Didn't they recently bring back the Hello Kitty vibrator?

Oh, and Murst!

Akubi said...

@Ogg,
I believe it is intended to be a "massager" - yeah right.

Note to self: See if this helps my dogs relax.

Anonymous said...

I thought this article particularly the comments was rather interesting: How much money do you make?
I'm surprised how many people were willing to disclose their salary to a stranger on the street. Also unusual are the number of comments that seem surprisingly honest and not the inflated numbers one might expect from the web.

Akubi said...

Hello Kitty gets high fashion makeover

NotAnOptimist said...

Hello Kitty freaks me out. Too much pink. And where's her mouth?!

Buzz Saw said...

Pink plastic Chinese crap. Uck! Boycott pink plastic Chinese crap!

Akubi said...

@Notanoptimist,
Hello Kitty freaks me out.
I once had manager who was obsessed with Hello Kitty. At first I thought all of Hello Kitty stuffed animals behind his backseat blocking the rear window were his daughter’s, but later discovered they were his. He would attend meetings with a pink plastic Hello Kitty folder (I still have one that he gave me) and carry a Hello Kitty cell phone. In addition, he would include Hello Kitty icons and Easter eggs in most of his programs.
Actually, I thought it was rather cute that he wasn’t in the least bit embarrassed about his fixation.

@buzz saw,
Pink plastic Chinese crap.
Isn’t it made in Japan?
Whatever the case might be, we don't need anymore useless, pink plastic crap.

Buzz Saw said...

Japanese people never swear

Ah so

Ah so

Akubi said...

President Bush has set a record he'd presumably prefer to avoid: the highest disapproval rating of any president in the 70-year history of the Gallup Poll.
Woohoo! Win-win!

Buzz Saw said...

Dumbya just got through saying: "We are problem solvers". LMAO!!

Akubi said...

He's a problem maker! How can you stand listening to him any longer?

NotAnOptimist said...

He was on Deal or No Deal last night. He made a joke about ratings. It was funny because it was so sad.

Buzz Saw said...

How can you stand listening to him any longer?

I kid you not I was just innocently flipping through the channels and before I could make it past the three stations in a row that were simulcasting his BS I heard that blurb.

Note to Dumb Butt: Mr. President, Don't do anything! You have done more than enough damage already. Sit your dumb ass down and mark the days off the calender, like the rest of us. Go away quietly and disappear from the public eye. I hate you.

Sincerely,

Buzz Saw