Oompah Loompa Orange Kitty

FFFFOUND!



Currently watching the Twilight Zone marathon on SciFi.

Hello Kitty ATM and such

However, this particular pussy repository apparently has very tight restrictions; with well-timed withdrawals the preferred procedure, and deposits almost definitely deemed out of the question
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE via Wagga with the following comment: "this bloke making a deposit? - or peeing on it"
Considered posting it on Edgar's Toilet, but I think the HK ATM juxtaposition is more appropriate.
My dogs are currently in some sort of barking competition with the Pug next door.
Little dogs are so much more high strung than big dogs.
WARNING: the fishnet image at the bottom of the post may be considered NSFW in certain sectors.


If you’re familiar with Shearer’s Le Show, you won’t be too horrified by this TERRIBLE CREEPY MUSIC.



She's a show-off

2759 Koi Jobless in Seattle

Koi by *DelMuro
Hat tip to Wagga for this find!

There's something fishy about letting fish give a pedicure. That's what the state says.

Pedicures by fish — the use of tiny, live carp to clean feet — has been deemed unsanitary and illegal in this state.

The state Department of Licensing issued a statement Thursday saying officials were "greatly concerned" that customers, in their quest for smooth heels, are willing to soak their feet in a tank of toothless fish that feast on dead skin.

Christine Anthony, spokeswoman for the department, said it's impossible to sanitize the live fish. "You can clean the tank, you can clean the water, but there's no guarantee that the fish aren't carrying something from the previous customer."
...State outlaws fish pedicures

Speaking of fish: Happy Fishnet Friday! TGIFF!

Hello Kitty Love. by *PlastikStars

Blue Killer 66 by ~DrTaker

Actual photograph of California going bankrupt

MM Daruma Kitten Jelly

"Jelly 1" by Jacqueline Gallagher

Is Daruma the latest name for Edgar's kitty?

Happy Independence Day!

--independence day-- by ~FaerieKeeper

Happy 4th of July by *Sageofotherworlds

094. Independence by ~Numbuh-1-point-5
Barbie 4th of July by ~lillyinblack

Happy 4th by =saintpepsi

Collapsed Pool

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
Wouldn't Akubi look adorably pissed off in this Hello Kitty™ costume?


While browsing for Sweet Deals™ I discovered this gem. If you're tempted to snap it up, I'm sorry to say it is in firm escrow.

I just love the description of this lovely house:

WARNING, the pool in the rear of yard has collapsed in on itself. The pool deck arond the pool is very dangerous. We are advising that you not enter the rear yard, and if you do enter the rear yard, you are doing so at your own risk. The City of Petaluma may be requiring a soils report.

According to Zillow someone just paid 465K for this POS on 11/30/2007. There must be another Casey out there.

Speaking of Sweet Deals™, upon closer examination my latest find isn't all that impressive. They did a half-ass job on the foundation and ruined the feng shui of the living room by adding a stairway to the "loft" in the attic and didn't bother to obtain permits. When I crawled under the house I discovered that parts of the foundation looked as bad as this one.

Nice chart.

i haz ur Hello Kitty waffles

This post has NotAnOptimist in mind...

Imagine one day you just wake up in the early of morning and you still feel sleepy, but you can’t continue to sleep because you need to go out early. When you approach the breakfast table and you see Hello Kitty waffles on it. What will you feel? Are you going to eat Hello Kitty waffle?

Hell Hath No Fury Brother

Billy Shire Fine Arts via Dadanoia's


"Snap Out Of It (Miami Fire)"

A Hello Kitty assault rifle that actually exists

Yet another HK update!!!

Another hat tip to Wagga for Hello Kitty lollipop condoms and Hello Kitty Zone in general.

A Hello Kitty assault rifle that actually exists
Awhile back we were treated to a hilarious Photoshop job called the HK-47--an assault rifle decorated with images of everybody's favorite nonpornographic, nontentacled Japanese import, Hello Kitty. We were sad to learn that it was, well, Photoshopped.

Hat tip to Mitchell for this one!
Currently watching Frontline and highly annoyed again...

UPDATE!
Hat tip to Wagga for this latest Hello Kitty find:
Hello Kitty gets claws into UK electronics
Brand developer Comment Retail Services has signed a deal to bring Hello Kitty into the hands of UK punters by way of mobile phone content and branded electronics, reports licensing.biz.
Hello Kitty is Japanese in origin, but has always been popular in the USA. In the UK the brand already adorns clothing and toys, but not much in the way of electronics, and it's sometimes hard to convey to Europeans just how pervasive the cute cat is in Japan.
Jonathan Ross, the UK TV presenter, even decided to hold his wedding in Hello Kitty land in Japan, a ceremony overseen by an enormous talking tree.
We're looking forward to seeing Hello Kitty phones and MP3 players, though personally we'll pass on the vibrator. Greater presence for the brand will also help answer the long-debated question - which is worse, Hello Kitty or Disney? ®

It's Hello Kitty everywhere!

The Eternal Return of Hello Kitty

Hello Nietzsche by ~fael097

Must not whatever CAN run its course of all things, have already run along that lane?
Must not whatever CAN happen of all things have already happened, resulted, and gone by?
Thus Spake Zarathustra

And Hello Kitty eternally exists?

Hello Kitty. by =Djabolica

hello hello by `lithiumpicnic


HELLO KITTY by ~tale-like-me

Hello Kitty by ~myzzeriestock

UPDATE: In case you missed it check out The Hello Kitty Bathroom at Edgar's Toilet!

Hello Kitty fights flab and such

Plus, after pounding the shuttlecock with their pussy emblazoned playthings, they can quickly check that all important body fat count with another cat-friendly contrivance.

Pay yr billz

by: Josh (context)
YES WE CAN HAS

Hello Kitty Bento

hello kitty bento

Also check out Rakka's boiled cup noodles on vellum.

In other finds, I thought this letter presumably from WWII and the accompanying photos were rather interesting.

CTHULooPS Breakfast Cereal!

Free Elder God in every box! Woohoo!
You might also like Chtulthu Crunch breakfast cereal.

BTW this is your last chance to submit your 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Hillary Clinton entry before the voting begins!

Butterfly on the brain via Daily · Dreamtime

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Dance Off!
GREENVILLE — Former President Bill Clinton said today that he would take Senator Barack Obama up on his challenge last night to prove himself as the first black president by entering a dance competition — against Mr. Obama.
Mr. Obama was asked at last night’s debate whether Mr. Clinton was “the first black president,” as Toni Morrison, the novelist, has said. Mr. Obama replied that he would first have to see whether Mr. Clinton can dance before calling him a brother. It was a brief moment of levity in a contentious slug-fest of a debate with Senator Hillary Clinton and former Senator John Edwards.
In response to a question at a town hall meeting here today, Mr. Clinton said, “I would be willing to engage in a dancing competition with him, even though he’s much thinner and younger than I am, but only if I got an age allowance.”

If it indeed happens it should be f-ing hilarious.

I hate Barbie!

I hate Barbie by *jennipenny

Jennipenny's red fishnet series is featured at Zillowed, a blog that links to Zillow Book and continues my many tentacled and slightly insane corner of the "Blogosphere".