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A Hello Kitty assault rifle that actually exists

Yet another HK update!!!

Another hat tip to Wagga for Hello Kitty lollipop condoms and Hello Kitty Zone in general.

A Hello Kitty assault rifle that actually exists
Awhile back we were treated to a hilarious Photoshop job called the HK-47--an assault rifle decorated with images of everybody's favorite nonpornographic, nontentacled Japanese import, Hello Kitty. We were sad to learn that it was, well, Photoshopped.

Hat tip to Mitchell for this one!
Currently watching Frontline and highly annoyed again...

UPDATE!
Hat tip to Wagga for this latest Hello Kitty find:
Hello Kitty gets claws into UK electronics
Brand developer Comment Retail Services has signed a deal to bring Hello Kitty into the hands of UK punters by way of mobile phone content and branded electronics, reports licensing.biz.
Hello Kitty is Japanese in origin, but has always been popular in the USA. In the UK the brand already adorns clothing and toys, but not much in the way of electronics, and it's sometimes hard to convey to Europeans just how pervasive the cute cat is in Japan.
Jonathan Ross, the UK TV presenter, even decided to hold his wedding in Hello Kitty land in Japan, a ceremony overseen by an enormous talking tree.
We're looking forward to seeing Hello Kitty phones and MP3 players, though personally we'll pass on the vibrator. Greater presence for the brand will also help answer the long-debated question - which is worse, Hello Kitty or Disney? ®

It's Hello Kitty everywhere!

Acropolis Now!

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE via Mitchell: Colossal Squid WebCasts!
Don't miss the Dissection Table!

There's nothing like a PhDiva in Givenchy.

Nietzsche 2008!

Hat tip to Wagga for this find.

Got my Spine and got my Orange Crush!

Some people eat them.

Gnome Dreamer

Dreamer... by ~Pjotr87

Driving Camels

Prophet YAHWEH's teachings:
But, what am I doing - summoning UFOs and spacecraft in the alley of a run down neighborhood with boarded up homes.



On top of all this, I am loosing all I have gained, over the years, to pawn shops.

Feelin' Nietzsche

I find the mix of politics and religion these days highly offensive and un-American (whatever the fuck that was in the first place).

I Want a Nietzsche Family Circus Widget!

One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed.

Gotta love this ad too:
Life is pietzsche Shirt
A Shirt For Ironic Nihilists, Or Just Fans Of Friedrich Nietzsche


Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

UPDATE: Forgot to add source!

Yet another Breaking News Update!

I love the image at the left and it can be found with some NSFW material over at Zillow Book.

Something about the infinite reflection of mirrors has always intrigued me. When I was a kid I always wondered what it would be like to escape to the tiniest (last one I could see) reflection at the end.

"John Draper was known as Captain Crunch..."

For the second week in a row Wagga is the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin winner!

Woohoo! Win-Win!

In case you missed it here's the award winning 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Cap'n Crunch entry:

wagga said...
John Draper was known as Captain Crunch
in the '70s for his ability to steal long-distance phone calls. The whistle he originally used
was a prize in the Cap'n Crunch cereal box. It's frequency was 2600 Hertz. He served time in jail for his exploits. He created a device known as the "Blue Box", which became a favourite of phreaks worldwide. He later went on to living in a van and also travelled to Australia, where he designed and wrote web sites to make a living. He is currently pretty much a homeless person with a laptop. Mr. Draper now lives on the margins of this affluent world, still striving to carve out a role in the business mainstream.

Connecting Mr. Draper to kc looks really tough, espcially as he (Mr. Draper) has held W2 jobs with Apple & Autodesk, among others.

Let's try this:

2600 Hertz plus kc's putative IQ gets us to 2731.
Aspeth's "12 Years..." gets us to 2743.
The first reported kc scam was the "Ponzi scheme" at age 14, now we have 2757.
And finally, kc was $2.2 million in debt. As a million is a small number, a simple float roundup yields 2.

Grand Total is 2759.
That number rings a bell, somewhere...
August 10, 2007 5:32 PM

Time to Crunch-a-tize!

UPDATE: Santa Flipper Clause's entry has been added. I'm not sure what a viola has to do with anything, but itsallgood.

Wait! We have a new (late) submission that should be included in an organic voting process.

Hey Kidz,

It’s time to vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Cap’n Crunch Win-Win winner! Woohoo!

Check out all of these super sweet entries!

Edgar said...
It's time to play, woohoo!

1) Cap'n Crunch had a breakfast cereal named after him.

2) The cereal stayed crunchy in milk.

3) Milk comes from a cow.

4) Casey Serin called his wife a cow.

5) Casey Serin, aka KC, should have his ass barbequed in KC Masterpiece bbq sauce, which, BTW, contains sweet molasses.
August 10, 2007 2:40 PM

Rob Dawg said...
1) Casey imagines himself a Cap'n of Industry.
2) Casey makes Cap'n Crunch look competent.
3) Casey and the Cap'n both dress funny.
4) The Cap'n and Casey both have strange diets.
5) The Cap'n is a creature of fantaxy and commercial exploitation.
6) Casey and Caseyworld™ are, well... you get it.
August 10, 2007 3:26 PM

NotAnOptimist said...
1) Casey needs to take a bath.

2) In a recent post by Akubi, we saw Toxxxy taking a bath with Fruit Loops.

3) Fruit Loops is a type of cereal.

4) Cap'n Crunch is also a cereal.
August 10, 2007 3:45 PM

wagga said...
John Draper was known as Captain Crunch
in the '70s for his ability to steal long-distance phone calls. The whistle he originally used
was a prize in the Cap'n Crunch cereal box. It's frequency was 2600 Hertz. He served time in jail for his exploits. He created a device known as the "Blue Box", which became a favourite of phreaks worldwide. He later went on to living in a van and also travelled to Australia, where he designed and wrote web sites to make a living. He is currently pretty much a homeless person with a laptop. Mr. Draper now lives on the margins of this affluent world, still striving to carve out a role in the business mainstream.

Connecting Mr. Draper to kc looks really tough, espcially as he (Mr. Draper) has held W2 jobs with Apple & Autodesk, among others.

Let's try this:

2600 Hertz plus kc's putative IQ gets us to 2731.
Aspeth's "12 Years..." gets us to 2743.
The first reported kc scam was the "Ponzi scheme" at age 14, now we have 2757.
And finally, kc was $2.2 million in debt. As a million is a small number, a simple float roundup yields 2.

Grand Total is 2759.
That number rings a bell, somewhere...
August 10, 2007 5:32 PM

Ogg the Caveman said...
Well, normally I'd go for the most indirect and convoluted thing I can come up with. However, I've clearly been beaten at that game today. Since I have no chance I'll just go for the cheap shot.

1. Cap'n Crunch is a breakfast cereal.

2. So is Froot Loops.

3. Casey could fuck a Froot Loop without breaking it.

(I had a friend in college who was nicknamed Froot Loop for that reason.)
August 10, 2007 6:46 PM

Gypsy Pete said...
Casey is a cereal fraud who eats cereal all day I suspect.
August 12, 2007 7:53 AM

Santa Flipper Clause said...

Ho Ho Ho - It's Santa Flipper Clause

1. Cap'n Crunch dresses as somewhat of a fruit

2. Cap'n Crunch should not be allowed near children

3. Cap'n Crunch does not have a wife (that I know of)

4. Cap'n Crunch lost money flipping pancakes

5. Cap'n Crunch has no car

6. Viola --- Casey is Cap'n Crunch

Santa F. Clause
August 14, 2007 6:00 PM

Here it is: The long awaited wet Nietzsche Koi Fish T-shirt photo

However, it was so hot, the T-shirt wasn't all that wet by the time the photo was taken.

On to other semi-kinky/funny news in the "Blogosphere"... SERIE NON STOP Part 3 featuring a HandJob machine.

In my breakfast cereal box all I found was breakfast cereal...

I really need to move that image off the top of the blog page, but I'm a bit distracted watching Close Encounters for the 2759th time.

So as I may have mentioned before, I've been sorting through old crap my parents are tired of storing in their attic and came across Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. It was in a box that included my first embroidered DisneyLand Mickey Mouse hat and other useless junk only a mom would save. When I was about the age of the kid ("look with care for the shape of a square...") in Close Encounters it was my favorite book, yet I had completely forgotten about it.

I love this line and Alexander's expression:

At breakfast Anthony found a Corvette Sting Ray car kit in his breakfast cereal box and Nick found a Junior Undercover Agent code ring in his breakfast cereal box but in my breakfast cereal box all I found was breakfast cereal.

As I recall, I felt even more cheated than Alexander, because we never had cereal that included a toy prize inside. I wonder if Nigel did?

On to other random news in the blogosphere.

For some reason this MONDO SCHLOCKO image brought to mind our favorite dynamic duo.

I may need to rethink the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin game I had in mind for today. It's probably too easy...

Yet another update...

Bizarre blog post of the morning: The Groovy Age of Horror: SERIE NON STOP 1: Uomini e Sangue (Men and Blood), part 2
VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.