Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Here it is: The long awaited wet Nietzsche Koi Fish T-shirt photo

Koi is a kind of fish However, it was so hot, the T-shirt wasn't all that wet by the time the photo was taken.

On to other semi-kinky/funny news in the "Blogosphere"... SERIE NON STOP Part 3 featuring a HandJob machine.
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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Every now and then the machine requires fresher hands, though.

June 12, 2007 at 9:16 PM
flailing forward said...

Handjob machines: they seem like a good idea on paper, but in actual practice they're not so great. As we see here they tend to attract homocidal homosexuals looking to sodomize themselves with severed penises.

June 12, 2007 at 9:26 PM
flailing forward said...

*** not that there's anything wrong with that ***

June 12, 2007 at 9:27 PM
Anonymous said...

The machine seems awfully high-maintenance. As such, it offers no advantage over actual women. It also has some disadvantages: the aforementioned homocidal homosexual problem, odd questions from house guests, etc.

And I thought your butt plug obsession was creepy.

June 12, 2007 at 9:36 PM
Akubi said...

FF,
You're hilarious. I was hoping to wash the chlorine away (can't stand that green hue to the hair, but you crack me up. I have a blog crush on you.

June 12, 2007 at 9:38 PM
Akubi said...

I have a blog crush on Ogg too, btw.

June 12, 2007 at 9:38 PM
Akubi said...

Ogg,
Is it creepier than thongs?

June 12, 2007 at 9:39 PM
Akubi said...

Butt plugs pertain to my last foray of dating a couple years ago. Since stopped. All guys want are butt plugs and shit.

June 12, 2007 at 9:41 PM
Akubi said...

Ogg, You must not live in the SF Bay Area...

June 12, 2007 at 9:42 PM
Akubi said...

I like machines, personally.

June 12, 2007 at 9:43 PM
Akubi said...

Oh, and if it isn't physicists with butt plugs, it's tying you up with a neck tie and telling you to be a good kittie.
Fuck that noise. Maybe I just attract weird people.

June 12, 2007 at 9:50 PM
Akubi said...

Ogg,
Perhaps you find a "butt plug obsession...creepy" because you secretly want a butt plug orgasm. If you're in fact a guy, they all go for that shit.

June 12, 2007 at 10:10 PM
Anonymous said...

In no particular order:

* Yes, it's creepier than thongs. Thongs are non-creepy unless you expect me to wear them.
* Cavemen don't want "butt plugs and shit". Even if we did, they would have to be made out of stone and that just doesn't sound nice.
* Yes, you attract weird people.

June 13, 2007 at 10:08 AM
Akubi said...

Ogg,
I'll have to refrain from further comment on this thread until I'm home from work. If a coworker sees me writing about butt plugs and handjob machines, it would be a bit embarassing;).

June 13, 2007 at 11:01 AM
flailing forward said...

"Oh, and if it isn't physicists with butt plugs, it's tying you up with a neck tie and telling you to be a good kittie."

Best comment ever.

But anyway, some cavemen are into vibrating butt pebbles; others aren't. Some homicidal homosexuals are into sodomizing themselves with severed penises; others prefer to spend their time luring American flippers to their Australian lairs for eventual dismemberment. Different strokes for different folks. And as Casey would say, "Itsallgood! Now let me out of this pit!"

June 13, 2007 at 6:08 PM
Akubi said...

FF,
You're the hilarious, award winning commenter and I'm honored you spend some time in my tiny slice of the blahblahblogosphere;).
That one comment you quoted is just the tip of the iceberg of the absurd, crazy stories I could tell...When you're a bad kitty..., Wizard of Oz, polyamorous liaisons...
I've always believed it's best to explore all possible options.
However, at a certain point one just gets tired of the games, spectacle, what have you. At which point, I just like to laugh at the absurdity...

June 13, 2007 at 10:23 PM

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