Monday, June 11, 2007

Bizarre Blog Post of the Day: Pentagon Rejects Gay Bomb Technology

..."Gentlemen," he drawls, "I have two words for you. GAY BOMB. I envision our enemies paralyzed before our amassed armies in a reverie of homoerotic butt humping." Resounding applause.

A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

3 comments:

Crazy Dale Rivercreek said...

This is one of the sickest stories I've ever heard. Now the Washington Post has found a source that confirms the US Marine Corps used the "gay bomb" in a marketing promotion CD-Rom as late as 2002. What's most disgusting is that they actually thought being gay would make the enemies worse soldiers. Shows what the Pentagon thinks about homosexuality.

Sprezzatura said...

This is what happens when people use religious ideology, not real science, to make decisions.

flailing forward said...

More like this is what appeals to Republican lawmakers.