Tuesday, May 20, 2008

A Hello Kitty assault rifle that actually exists

Yet another HK update!!!

Another hat tip to Wagga for Hello Kitty lollipop condoms and Hello Kitty Zone in general.


A Hello Kitty assault rifle that actually exists
Awhile back we were treated to a hilarious Photoshop job called the HK-47--an assault rifle decorated with images of everybody's favorite nonpornographic, nontentacled Japanese import, Hello Kitty. We were sad to learn that it was, well, Photoshopped.

Hat tip to Mitchell for this one!
Currently watching Frontline and highly annoyed again...

UPDATE!
Hat tip to Wagga for this latest Hello Kitty find:
Hello Kitty gets claws into UK electronics
Brand developer Comment Retail Services has signed a deal to bring Hello Kitty into the hands of UK punters by way of mobile phone content and branded electronics, reports licensing.biz.
Hello Kitty is Japanese in origin, but has always been popular in the USA. In the UK the brand already adorns clothing and toys, but not much in the way of electronics, and it's sometimes hard to convey to Europeans just how pervasive the cute cat is in Japan.
Jonathan Ross, the UK TV presenter, even decided to hold his wedding in Hello Kitty land in Japan, a ceremony overseen by an enormous
talking tree.
We're looking forward to seeing Hello Kitty phones and MP3 players, though personally we'll pass on the
vibrator. Greater presence for the brand will also help answer the long-debated question - which is worse, Hello Kitty or Disney? ®

It's Hello Kitty everywhere!

20 comments:

Ogg the Caveman said...

Murst!

Akubi said...

Note that the Hello Kitty rifle is 100% legal in California.

Akubi said...

One of the funniest White People posts in a while: As of February 2008, white law requires an Obama 08 bumper sticker to be placed on the back of every Prius.

There are *a lot* of those around here.

Edgar Alpo said...

Note: attaching a yellow magnetic ribbon to the back of your car will result in being shunt from some of the stricter white communities and should avoided at all costs.

Around here it is acceptable to have both yellow and red, white, & blue ribbon stickers on the same car, garage, etc.. We-uns luvs ar flags too.

Akubi said...

Admittedly, I didn't even know what the yellow magnetic ribbon was until I clicked the link. They're pretty much nonexistent in this area.
BTW I love the angry commenters on that blog who seem to take it so seriously.

Edgar Alpo said...

You have no idea the depth of the ignorance around here. It's stifling.

BTW, If I had to die from gunfire it would be an honor to take a hit from an HK-47. ;)

Akubi said...

You have no idea the depth of the ignorance around here. It's stifling.
I think extremes in either direction can be stifling.

Look what I found: An Arugula Eaters thong!

Akubi said...

I've been posting this everywhere because it is just so pathetic people like this are running our country: California Congresswoman (and Billary superdelegate) walked away from $578K mortgage

Edgar Alpo said...

akubi, that congreffswoman story makes me want to barf. This country needs pain, lots of pain, and I am going to enjoy every last minute of the show. No mercy.

Edgar Alpo said...

On the bright side Teddy is sick and dying. He'll be around long enough to make a deathbed plea for Obama but then thankfully will probably die before he can f@ck things up any more.

Akubi said...

akubi, that congreffswoman story makes me want to barf.
It disturbs me that someone who is so fiscally irresponsible with their own finances is voting on multi-billion $$$ bills.
Here she is working for Billary: Black Ohioans Backing Clinton Feel the Pressure to Switch

Edgar Alpo said...

Many of my fellow 'Murkins make me wretch. She's on a very long list.

Akubi said...

Update: Congresswoman denies foreclosure report

Akubi said...

Stuff White People Like update:

Akubi on May 21, 2008 at 9:05 am
“Free Tibet” is a classic bumper sticker favored among white people in my area. However, over the past few months I’ve been noticing nearly as many Obama 08 stickers in the local Whole Foods parking lot.

chocho on May 21, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I always hoped to find one that said “Free Tibet with Purchase.”

Dave in Guelph on May 21, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Or, buy one get one free…TIBET

Akubi said...

That reminds me: I forgot to mention the Nietzsche Fish bumper sticker I favored on a road trip in the 90's.

Lost Symphony said...

Sometimes everything seems a very lost and confused symphony.

Edgar Alpo said...

Human population clock

Akubi said...

@Edgar,
Kind of frightening how many of us there are.

Cute little Chinese dog saved from the rubble.

Akubi said...

Ask Hello Kitty Designer Yuko Yamaguchi

Edgar Alpo said...

Hello Kitty Helmet