Showing posts with label UFO. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UFO. Show all posts

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Wind turbine destroyed by Octopus UFO!

BaracktopusAn octopus-shaped UFO was reported flying through the air hours before a wind turbine was destroyed in mysterious circumstances.
Dozens of residents claimed to have seen bright flashing spheres is the skies near Louth, Lincolnshire, where a 290ft turbine was mangled in a mystery collision.

One woman said she saw an object fly towards the wind farm, while others described the lights as being linked by "tentacles", leading locals to dub it the octopus UFO.

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The dreaming octopus... by =GrandeOmbre


In other news, I love these laughing dogs I posted ओवर at flowy's place:





The Sinister Children from Village of the Damned (1960 film).

Monday, May 19, 2008

This is an Excellent Time to be a Repo Man!

I'm a Repo Man. by ~Otto-parts

Just in time for National Dog Bite Prevention Week, I'm heading out to a dog behavior class this evening, but I thought this article was worth posting rather than leaving as a comment link:

So many people have so many things they can no longer afford. This is an excellent time to be a repo man.

When a boat owner defaults on his loan, the bank hires Jeff Henderson to seize its property. The former Army detective tracks the boat down in a backyard or a marina or a garage and hauls it to his storage area and later auctions it off. After nearly 20 years in the repossession business, Mr. Henderson has never been busier.

“I used to take the weak ones,” he said. “Now I’m taking the whole herd.”

More from the NYT's Economic Tide Is Rising for Repo Man

Friday, May 16, 2008

My Hero!



I do my best thinking on the bus...

The more you drive the less intelligent you are.

Read books and throw Scientology, Tom Cruise and his subprime spawn out the window!


I think I saw a little Pomeranian on the hood of the car...




Sunday, March 2, 2008

Bloody Sunday

I am not a big fan of sending my $ to the United State of Exxon, Halliburton, et al. so paying taxes has been an extraordinarily annoying process over the past few years. While I’ve worked and re-worked various options, deductions are clearly not keeping up with inflation and paying off one’s mortgage principal due to economic concerns sure bites one in the ass. Why is it that irresponsible POS like Casey Serin or evil mofos like Dick Cheney get by just fine while responsible people in the middle are f-ed up the ass?
Overall, I’ve had a pretty shitty day, but I was hoping to get over it and blow off some steam by going on a long uphill walk with Akubi and Tanuki. We discovered some interesting things on the way up, questionable issues at the top and more annoying crap on the way down. Somewhere between nearing the top and the destination we felt OK.
This area attracts a ton of birds and there were more ravens than usual on the tree in the photo yet they flew elsewhere before we arrived and I could locate my crappy camera.

While the boys caught their breath and we watched the already setting sun, I realized my f-ing sunglasses were gone. I have been wearing those f-ing sunglasses for at least 5 years and spent more on them than any others and they survived longer than any others, but were now gone. Panic set in yet I hoped they may be found in some other pocket of my overstuffed backpack when we got home. On the way downhill there was this shaved-head guy walking uphill with 2 very large dogs in attack mode that he clearly could not manage. Despite the fact that they freaked out my exhausted little dogs, he didn’t bother to apologize for his dogs’ behavior. Having grown up with big dogs like German Shepherds, Alaskan Malamutes, etc I have found it is rather important to learn to control them if they are much bigger than you. I’ll probably never have a yard big enough for the sort of dog I grew up with, so I have Pomeranians and find them far more puzzling. Despite their size they seem to believe they are very big dogs.


And guess what? If my boys weren’t exhausted they could have kicked the shaved-head guy’s big hostile dogs’ ass! Nonetheless that guy was a jerk.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Trains and UFOs

Over at Zillow Book, I've been exploring a train theme and posted Sleeping Beauty and Trains toujours en partance there, but thought they might not be fully appreciated due to the lack of nudity. There's something about trains and train stations that has always fascinated me - particularly vintage ones.
In UFO news, Prophet Yahweh retrieved his laptop from the pawn shop.
In other news, check out Amanita Plantage via Blue Tea

Sleeping beauty by ~Dementee

Trains toujours en partance by ~bonbon-A6dule

Mind the Gap by ~Aethene

UPDATE!
Sian's ode to Ogg at ZB...

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Driving Camels

Prophet YAHWEH's teachings:
But, what am I doing - summoning UFOs and spacecraft in the alley of a run down neighborhood with boarded up homes.



On top of all this, I am loosing all I have gained, over the years, to pawn shops.

Casey as Prophet Ufologist

As @Mitchell commented:
Casey reincarnates as a UFO imam. Quote: "YAHWEH's bank accounts mean everything to His operations, especially those attached to online payment and donation systems like Pay Pal."

There really is an amazing similarity between Prophet Yahweh and Casey Serin!

The Pawn Shop Is Taking My $8,000 Laptop From Me
It looks like I have suffered another casualty since what little money I had was stolen from my bank account.My once state-of-the-art wireless broadband 17" laptop (a few years old) may now be the possession of the pawn shop.I spent $8,000 for this computer and its software.For me to get my laptop out of the pawn shop, I have to give them about $1,300.If anyone can help me save my laptop, please let me know.

Emergency $425 Needed To Get HD Camera Out Of Pawn Shop!
I sent you a release that explains the dream about YAHWEH revealing to me that the reason why He sent the spaceship to Costa Rica and not Nevada is because I did not have my Sony HD camcorder out of the pawn shop.
He told me to get it, but I forgot in my own way.

What I Did With Your $870 In Donations
As a result of all the negative things happening to me, back-to-back, like it recently did, I was never able to regroup.
So, I decided to take the little money I managed to raise in donations and do the most important things for YAHWEH's operations with it and suffer all my loses.
BANK SITUATION SAVED AND IMPROVED UPON
As most of you know, someone recently emptied my bank account without me knowing it.
I did not have a lot of money in it. There was only a little less than a thousand dollars in the bank account.
To make a long story short, YAHWEH's bank accounts mean everything to His operations, especially those attached to online payment and donation systems like Pay Pal.
These online systems require accounts at regular banks, and they are one of the most important earthly aspect of YAHWEH operations.


I Forgot To Mention $20 I Received
The reason why I plan to make full disclosure of all money I have ever received, and that which I receive from every solicitation effort in the future, is so each release will serve as my official version so that Contact TV, Inc. tax purposes.
I have to make sure that I cross my t's and dot all my i's because the first thing that the powers that be are going to do to me is audit me.But, I will never, ever under any circumstances reveal who my donors are, and that is a promise.I will give them all a code number that is unique to them.As a non-profit, tax exempt "religious" organization, I don't have to reveal the names of my donors.And, even if I am, I will not do it because it's none of the government's business.

The Financial Help I Received
If you remember, I asked for donations because of all the strange things that came upon me:
1. My "UFO Orientation Summoning Home" was set on fire.
2. My storage was broken into.
3. My car was stolen.
4. My bank account was robbed of all money I had.
And, there were other things that happened that set me back.
The thing that bothered me the most was my car being stolen.
I got that car so that I could get back into the Nevada desert and film the soon to come spaceship that is going to land there before me.
This was the main reason I asked for the people on my list for donations - I needed to rent a 4 wheel drive pick up or SUV.
Time was of the essence and I was broke.
I thought very hard about asking for help; I did not want to do it.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Dogs Fart, Saucers Fly, Hearts Implant (isn't that haiku enough for you?)


BREAKING NEWS FLASH update! Dr. Wayne W. Dyer really got me in touch with the Tao!

My dogs have serious gas. Dogs and leftover dal are a bad combination.

Datajunkie is back in action with alien sweetness above.


This silicone heart temple implant was found via Modblog. Apparently, it is only a week old!




Oh, how could I forget! Remember to vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Shakespeare Win-Win Winner!

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Not Impressed AKA My Favorite Picture of Myself

UPDATE from the NYT:

But the study found that when people invested more in intrinsic values, like relationships and quality of life, and less in consumption, it seemed to increase their happiness. And, the study suggested, there may be a financial gain to doing so.

Guess what Casey Serin...You are a f-ing asshole

Also, F-you KC for not posting my comments. I've been one of your most tolerant Haterz/critics, but I'm really beginning to lose my patience with your BS (AKA how you've treated your wife).

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Project SCOBY Doo™ asks: Is there a connection between Codex Seraphianianus, Casey Serin, plankton and the wayward humpback whales?

We see Casey and Galina Serin
While perusing feeds this morning, Table of Malcontents reminded a certain Project SCOBY Doo™ agent of Codex Seraphianianus and he is now certain the answer to our Casey Serin puzzle can be found in the Codex. At this point, we're not sure if he's been sampling too much of Casey's kombucha. Stayed tuned for more!

Monday, May 7, 2007

Galina Serin has a shockwave moment?

What do you see in this image? A sheep wearing a tutu while carrying a large crab and a murse perhaps?

Project SCOBY Doo™ agents tend to agree the above tutu wearing sheep represents Galina Serin. What could possibly compel her to wake up from her napping regime of accomplishing nothing like our anti-hero Casey Serin? Latest theory brought to us by the NYT: “Kaboom, indeed.” The massive interstellar explosion from a galaxy far, far away had a shockwave effect that shook her sleepy neurons enough to wake her up for a brief time. That is one awesome stellar explosion!

Friday, April 20, 2007

Interesting find of the day: ALIEN HISTORY UFO ART


HISTORY OF ALIEN UFO ON EARTH. ARTIFACTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD. SOME OVER 6000 YEARS OLD. IS IT A MESSAGE? IS IT A SIGN?

The above description reminds me of reading the label on the peppermint Dr. Bronner's soap in the shower, but I like the soundtrack and some of the art.

Note: this was found via http://themetaphysicaljournal.blogspot.com/2007/04/alien-history-ufo-art.html