Fishnets and Jelly Beans!

What a combination! Dolly Dimples would love it! It is almost as good as fishnets and Froot Loops.
Rockin' Jellybean via Daily Dreamtime.

Deadbeats and Cereal Killers

BREAKING NEWS FLASH!
Who peed in your breakfast cereal today? Tinkles did! Contains 25% real elephant urine.


I discovered some intriguing cereal boxes over at Cereal Killers.

Miah Alcorn's Dead Beats

Speaking of deadbeats and breakfast cereal I'm really beginning to wonder if Casey will do anything worthy of another 6 Degrees of Casey Serin game...

Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes isn't so bad after all!

Too bad I didn’t have this information on hand as a kid when I was eying all of the fun breakfast cereals seen on TV like Cap'n Crunch and Froot Loops, but was stuck with the healthy crap lacking a Junior Undercover Agent code ring.

For many kids, commercial breakfast cereal is the main source of daily vitamins and minerals. Take a look at Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes reduced-sugar cereal. A serving provides 25 percent of the recommended daily intake of seven essential nutrients, including iron, folic acid and other B vitamins. It also provides 10 percent of the recommended intake for vitamins A, C and D.
Now look at its organic equivalent: EnviroKidz Organic Amazon Frosted Flakes. The only ingredients are organic cornmeal, organic evaporated cane juice and sea salt. A serving gives kids only 2 percent of the recommended daily intake for vitamin A and iron, according to the label.

Time to Crunch-a-tize!

UPDATE: Santa Flipper Clause's entry has been added. I'm not sure what a viola has to do with anything, but itsallgood.

Wait! We have a new (late) submission that should be included in an organic voting process.

Hey Kidz,

It’s time to vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Cap’n Crunch Win-Win winner! Woohoo!

Check out all of these super sweet entries!

Edgar said...
It's time to play, woohoo!

1) Cap'n Crunch had a breakfast cereal named after him.

2) The cereal stayed crunchy in milk.

3) Milk comes from a cow.

4) Casey Serin called his wife a cow.

5) Casey Serin, aka KC, should have his ass barbequed in KC Masterpiece bbq sauce, which, BTW, contains sweet molasses.
August 10, 2007 2:40 PM

Rob Dawg said...
1) Casey imagines himself a Cap'n of Industry.
2) Casey makes Cap'n Crunch look competent.
3) Casey and the Cap'n both dress funny.
4) The Cap'n and Casey both have strange diets.
5) The Cap'n is a creature of fantaxy and commercial exploitation.
6) Casey and Caseyworld™ are, well... you get it.
August 10, 2007 3:26 PM

NotAnOptimist said...
1) Casey needs to take a bath.

2) In a recent post by Akubi, we saw Toxxxy taking a bath with Fruit Loops.

3) Fruit Loops is a type of cereal.

4) Cap'n Crunch is also a cereal.
August 10, 2007 3:45 PM

wagga said...
John Draper was known as Captain Crunch
in the '70s for his ability to steal long-distance phone calls. The whistle he originally used
was a prize in the Cap'n Crunch cereal box. It's frequency was 2600 Hertz. He served time in jail for his exploits. He created a device known as the "Blue Box", which became a favourite of phreaks worldwide. He later went on to living in a van and also travelled to Australia, where he designed and wrote web sites to make a living. He is currently pretty much a homeless person with a laptop. Mr. Draper now lives on the margins of this affluent world, still striving to carve out a role in the business mainstream.

Connecting Mr. Draper to kc looks really tough, espcially as he (Mr. Draper) has held W2 jobs with Apple & Autodesk, among others.

Let's try this:

2600 Hertz plus kc's putative IQ gets us to 2731.
Aspeth's "12 Years..." gets us to 2743.
The first reported kc scam was the "Ponzi scheme" at age 14, now we have 2757.
And finally, kc was $2.2 million in debt. As a million is a small number, a simple float roundup yields 2.

Grand Total is 2759.
That number rings a bell, somewhere...
August 10, 2007 5:32 PM

Ogg the Caveman said...
Well, normally I'd go for the most indirect and convoluted thing I can come up with. However, I've clearly been beaten at that game today. Since I have no chance I'll just go for the cheap shot.

1. Cap'n Crunch is a breakfast cereal.

2. So is Froot Loops.

3. Casey could fuck a Froot Loop without breaking it.

(I had a friend in college who was nicknamed Froot Loop for that reason.)
August 10, 2007 6:46 PM

Gypsy Pete said...
Casey is a cereal fraud who eats cereal all day I suspect.
August 12, 2007 7:53 AM

Santa Flipper Clause said...

Ho Ho Ho - It's Santa Flipper Clause

1. Cap'n Crunch dresses as somewhat of a fruit

2. Cap'n Crunch should not be allowed near children

3. Cap'n Crunch does not have a wife (that I know of)

4. Cap'n Crunch lost money flipping pancakes

5. Cap'n Crunch has no car

6. Viola --- Casey is Cap'n Crunch

Santa F. Clause
August 14, 2007 6:00 PM