In case you missed it, here’s the award-winning entry:
It was a dark and stormy afternoon.
Patricia Whack, the loan officer at a small bank was sitting at her desk when there was sudden Plop! Plop!.
A green frog had jumped up to the guest chair, then onto her desk!.
She observed that the frog was wearing a tiny Murse™, and glistened with organic bees-wax.
"And who might you be?", she asked, startled.
"I'm Kermit Jagger", he replied, "and I'm here to get a loan".
Recovering gracefully, she asked "What kind of loan, Kermit?"
And the frog, speaking in a flat monotone, said "House loans, at least eight, anyway".
Patricia then said "We have a very good loan program at 5.75% with only 20% down, if you live in the house".
And Kermit flatly stated, "I'm a RealEstateInvestor™, and according to my expensive NoRecourseUniversity™ education I can get a 100% loan, with SweetCashback™"
"Well, Kermit", Patricia said, "In that case, itsallgood™, provided you have some collateral".
So Kermit dug into his Murse™, and presented Patricia with a tiny, shiny object wrapped in foil.
She unwrapped it, only to find a tiny ceramic V-dub™.
"Well", she said, "I need to talk to the Vice President. I'll be back real soon!"
So Patricia stepped down the hallway to the Vice Presidents office, filled him in on the story, and gave him the shiny object.
He opened it, (and apologies in advance)
"It's a knicknack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, He's old man's a Rolling Stone".
Thursday, August 9, 2007
“It's a knicknack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan…”
The 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Kermit the Frog win-win winner is Wagga!