Friday, August 3, 2007

6 Degrees of Casey Serin – Casey to Kermit the Frog

Hey Kidz,

It just doesn’t feel like Friday without a new 6 Degrees of Casey Serin game, so let’s try another round.

This week’s challenge is Casey to Kermit the Frog.




Edgar said...

Oh, this is gonna be fun!

Edgar said...

1) Kermit sang It's Not Easy Being Green.

2) Green is the color of money.

3) Casey Serin commited fraud for money.

4) Fraud is wrong.

5) Casey Serin, AKA KC, should have his ass barbequed in KC Masterpiece barbeque sauce, which, btw, contains molasses.

lawnmower man said...

"It's Not Easy Drinking Green"?

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...
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FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

Kermit the frog is green.

Green is the color of algae.

Algae, which is made by the sun, grows in neglected swimming pools and turns them green.

Green swimming pools look like wheat grass shots.

Wheat grass shots are sold at Jamba Juice bars.

Jamba has meaning in Swahili, it means "Fart".

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

Casey Serin is a Fart.

wagga said...

It was a dark and stormy afternoon.

Patricia Whack, the loan officer at a small bank was sitting at her desk when there was sudden Plop! Plop!.

A green frog had jumped up to the guest chair, then onto her desk!.

She observed that the frog was wearing a tiny Murse™, and glistened with organic bees-wax.
"And who might you be?", she asked, startled.
"I'm Kermit Jagger", he replied, "and I'm here to get a loan".

Recovering gracefully, she asked "What kind of loan, Kermit?"

And the frog, speaking in a flat monotone, said "House loans, at least eight, anyway".

Patricia then said "We have a very good loan program at 5.75% with only 20% down, if you live in the house".

And Kermit flatly stated, "I'm a RealEstateInvestor™, and according to my expensive NoRecourseUniversity™ education I can get a 100% loan, with SweetCashback™"

"Well, Kermit", Patricia said, "In that case, itsallgood™, provided you have some collateral".

So Kermit dug into his Murse™, and presented Patricia with a tiny, shiny object wrapped in foil.

She unwrapped it, only to find a tiny ceramic V-dub™.

"Well", she said, "I need to talk to the Vice President. I'll be back real soon!"

So Patricia stepped down the hallway to the Vice Presidents office, filled him in on the story, and gave him the shiny object.

He opened it, (and apologies in advance)

"It's a knicknack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, He's old man's a Rolling Stone".

Stephanie J. said...

Kermit left his swamp in search of fame and fortune.

Casey started his blog to do the same things.

While Kermit sang dreamy songs about rainbows, Casey waxed poetic about magic.

Okay that's lame, I just can't compete with the cleverness. :)

Ogg the Caveman said...

1. Kermit has an on-and-off relationship with Miss Piggy.

2. Miss Piggy is a sow.

3. You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear.

4. Casey Serin carries a murse.

NotAnOptimist said...

J = Casey Serin likes to visit Jamba Juice.

U = "Jamba" means "elephant" in Umbundu, the language spoken in Angola.

I = Searching for "umbundu language", no quotes, on the Internet using Windows Live Search has 0% success.

C = The advent of the Internet has led to tremendous difficulty for certain government censors.

E = Censorship is a recurring issue for educational institutions.

S = One of the most highly regarded educational television shows in the world is Sesame Street, on which Kermit the Frog is a regular Muppet.

Benoit™ said...

An unattractive, fat pig is attracted to Kermit the Frog.

Casey Serin claims that his wife Galina is an unattractive, fat pig who's attracted to him...

Gypsy Pete said...

Kermit is a puppet.

Casey will engage in sock puppetry to hide his inevitable return to blogging.