Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Only an Octopus Naturally has 8 Tentacles

And they don't need tax payer and reality TV assistance - unlike the disgusting, POS Octo-Mommy.

Sister Suvi - "Longlegs"

Repeated attempts to serve Suleman by Gutierrez were unsuccessful. The papers also reveal that none of her kids are by him, leaving their parentage still a mystery. And while she is now known as Nadya Suleman on court papers, Gutierrez listed her, under respondent as "Nadya Doud AKA Natalie Denise Suleman."
All tentacle finds via FFFFOUND!
Hey, I want to register, but I guess I'm not super special enough...



15 comments:

HappyFlowy(V) said...

:::...GroovyTentacleMurst...:::

Wow amazing tentacleart...

I started clicking aroung FFFFound and saw lots of LovingBeauty... I'm excited...

Only a Octopus...

wagga said...

Some Gatling (machine) guns have 8 barrels - which is more dangerous?

Akira said...

@Flowy,
Did you have a chance to find the NSFW ones I have yet to post...?

@Wagga,
Figured that's where you were going with the 6 Degrees game, but I don't think we have enough players any longer...

HappyFlowy(V) said...

I fell asleepy... me sleepy...

Is Octopus +dangerous+ ?

Gatling is +dangerous+?

Tell me +dangeroustomorrow+

Dreamynow.

Akira '''' how find those?

Akubi said...

I love the dove and tentacle one at the bottom.
Funny stuff I forgot about here: http://likedreamsville.blogspot.com

I’ll have to stop using the phrase "Hot Safeway Delivery Guy", because he's really been more of a fellow friend in despair – and only–child-latch-key-kid from the 70’s.
When I said his smile reminded me of my mom's, he seemed OK with it.
In addition, we agreed that we didn’t want to share germs this evening, because we both felt mildly sick and needed to work in the morning.

HappyFlowy(V) said...

I flowed over to Dreamsville and I'm not coming back for a while...

Unless a tentacle pulls me back...

)))...OctoPull...(((

Akubi said...

Yeah, I have so many feeds on so many systems I forget about some of them and don't check them often - Dreamsville was one of them. One of these days I should better organize my feeds.

HappyFlowy(V) said...

Akubi says...

"One of these days I should better organize my feeds."

::: Tentacle sucker upgrade :::

(V) = volumetric

Anonymous said...

This guy must have taken some strong sleeping pills.

w said...

At least Octomom will get her tax "refund" soon to buy baby supplies. Maybe they need a new TV or the complete season DVD collection of Silver Spoons.

That will be most very good for the economy.

HappyFlowy(V) said...

Wow... Anonymous brought over...

^^^^sleeping pill love carving^^^^

That is pretty intense... she sure had some strong feelings... at least it wasn't a Bobbitt who now says "My self esteem is a lot better than it was years ago. I grew a lot," she said. "I learned to cope with this. I cannot have myself with a blanket over my head and not to live, might as well go into the mountains and forget everybody. I had to make a choice so I just said 'Hey, I have to keep going, this is my life."

Akubi said...

@Flowy,
Yes, I could certainly use a "Tentacle sucker upgrade". At work I keep all of my technical feeds reasonably well organized, but at home I have ZB (Possible Zillow Book content I don't want to accidentally open up) and everything else...And everything else is a very long list.

@Anon,
Yeah, I'm a really deep sleeper, but I can't imagine remaining so while a knife is covering me with graffiti.

@W,
Latest rumor I heard is that Octomom received her "fertility treatments" in Mexico. Have you heard anything more on that one...?

@Flowy,
It figures that she became a real estate agent..And now a hairdresser. Completely forgot about her, but I remember being vaguely amused by her throwing his penis in an intersection where it was run over so many times it couldn’t be preserved. BTW, I don't believe she's 39. She looks at least 10 years older.
"Don’t ever take the law into your own hands" was a rather amusing ending to the segment ;).

In other news...
What happened to Edgar?

Bukko_in_Australia said...

Dirty joke about an octopus:

An octopus walks into a bar that has live music shows a lot. Octopus says "I want to have a drink, but I don't have any money because, well, I'm an octopus. But I have an unusual talent. I can play any musical instrument known to man. So I'll make you a deal -- you give me any instrument in this place. If I can play it, you give me a drink. If I can't, you can chop off one of my tentacles and use it to make calimari."

The bartender figures "What the hell?" and points to a piano in the corner. Octopus slithers over and starts playing classical with two tentacles. The he goes to four and starts playing boogie-woogie. He adds two tentacles and starts playing "Ebony and Ivory" by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder, so the bartender tells him he has to stop, but gives him a beer.

When the octopus finishes, the bartender gives him a bass fiddle. Octopus wraps himself around it, picks up TWO bows and does a chamber music number, fingering the strings with his other tentacles. Drink! He's even better with a guitar -- drink!

Bartender gives him a trumpet, but remember, it's a talking octopus, so he can really blow, and tentacles the pistons like Dizzy Gillespie -- another drink!

By this time, the octopus is getting really drunk, and the bartender is getting sick of him. So the barkeep goes into a back room and pulls out this old, dusty bagpipe. The octopuse's eyes light up when he sees the tartan bag and all those pipes sticking out of the top. He says "I've never seen anything like that! It's beautiful!" and hops on it. He's squirming and moaning and stroking the pipes, while the bag is sort of wheezing but not making music.

So the bartender yells "I thought you could play any instrument."

The octopus yells back -- "Play it?!? I'm trying to fuck it!"

BTW, where IS Edgar?

Akira said...

@Bukko_in_Australia
I very much enjoyed your Dirty Joke about an Octopus and shall post it somewhere in a post-Rozerem state tomorrow.
WTF is up with Edgar anyway?
I hope he's OK.

HappyFlowy(V) said...

More jokes please Bukko!

Did the bagpiping humping cost Octo a calamari?

I saw Edgar in the ladies room...(!)