Monday, March 23, 2009

On a lighter note: BIG NEWS: Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport


Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

If you do have an overnight delay, beware the nearby Dostoyevsky hotel, in which people check in and end up murdering other guests.

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
All in all, those Iranians who can access any alternative media have been very happy about Obama's speech, but nothing is ever simple.
As one news forum commenter lamented: "I presume Mr. Obama is not very familiar with the fact that our officials have a master's degree in incinerating the opportunities."
A user - perhaps a younger one - used more colloquial language commenting under the video's link in Balatarin.com: "I wish Obama were our president."


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is there any evidence that Dostoevsky was in Prague?
What hotel?

StrandedFlowy(V) said...

LaGuardia in a snowstorm...

Akubi said...

Best Onion EVER!

Sylvia Plath's Dead Son said...

Why would a depressed person move to Alaska?

StrandedFlowyDon'tEatFromtheSnackBar(V) said...

Wonder what the snack bar serves at FKIA?

Scary, scary, scary...

(I hope it's not baby se*** .... yuck...)

Anonymous said...

Farting Student Suspended From School Bus

kuato said...

Every airport is a germ facory.

HoldingHerNoseFlowy(V) said...

////Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.

The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.////

It was Timmy G... passing toxic assets... phew eeee...

RecycleFlowy(V) said...

Hi Kuato...

How about "seed exchanges" for your recycling list?

Akira said...

Hi Everyone!

Wonder what the snack bar serves at FKIA?
Perhaps something like this?

Wow, my dogs with never be as some of Michael Vick's former dogs.

StrandedFlowyDon'tEatFromtheSnackBar(V) said...

/// Hi Akira ///

Just today I heard someone talk about chocolate covered ants... beats those menu items in Santa Monica...fo shizzle...

And I would love a Vick dog... they prove that the heart shines through even after major abuse...

And I love playing with fire!

Akubi said...

Germs, farts, entropy, etc....
I need an alternate more efficient form of transit and hopefully Obama's stimulus package will lead to being easily being beamed up and down. He was a Star Trek fan.

Akubi said...

@StrandedFlowyDon'tEatFromtheSnackBar(V)
Some might argue that eating crayfish isn't all that different from a large cockroach and they probably have a point, but I also cannot eat those little ones with buggy eyes and shells intended to be consumed in their entirety. Crunchy exoskeletons freak me out.

PETA and the Humane Society piss me off in their "exterminate all pit bulls" agenda. They're very resilient and adaptable dogs if their leader doesn't have his head up his ass. As usual, the main problem is f-ed up people, not dogs.

OceanFoodFlowy(V) said...

/// Hi Akubi ///

Crayfish don't do for me... but I luv lobster right from the ocean...

But I can't bear to look at the ones imprisoned in the tanks at the grocery store... all piled in a big heap...uhmmm... but maybe that is how they live under the ocean in the winter???

Bring on the melted butter...

Akubi said...

@Flowy,
Have you ever watched the vintage B/W Julia Child video with an *enormous* lobster?
They've been over "fished", but let's blame it on the seals, dolphins, sharks, etc. rather than the stuff in the water and the folks responsible.
Exxon has funded the Nova program I'm about to watch. I think I'll do something else.

Akubi said...

Wow, I can't believe Exxon supported this...
Perhaps it is a bit like the AIG guilt returns.
Kuato/Edgar,
You could continue being cynical, but can you imagine the alternative (mentally-challenged old fart McCain)?
How about living in Iran?