Puppies and Unicorns!

This is Tanuki when he was such a sweet little puppy.

This is Akubi making a mess of my garden during his awkward phase. Wow, he wasn't nearly as fat/fluffy as he is now.

This is Akubi and Tanuki rolling in deer shit.

This is a family values™/ puppy/unicorn oriented blog. We disavow all association with pr0n which has clearly done more harm to this country than the Bush Admin.

Random Surrealism from Google Ads?

As I've mentioned before, the Google ads are here for pure entertainment value (like the Random Surrealism Generator) and certainly do not generate any sweet passive income - I purposely place them in areas one isn't likely to accidentally click.
Why would there be a TogetherChristian.com - Where Christians Join FREE - ad here? I don't even know what a "Christian" per se is! Bizarre.
Anyway there seems to be a lack of interest in the 6 Degrees of Casey to Ashley Alexandra Dupre game. How about a new 6 Degrees of Hillary Clinton game instead?

BREAKING NEWS update: Pornsaint Anna the Nerd!

Vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Dick Cheney Win-win winner!

Time to vote on 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Dick Cheney! Woohoo! Win-win! Sweet deal!

Beavis and Butthead lol by ~Leo-Leonardo-III

Here are all of the super-sweet, impressive entries for your consideration.

Ogg the Caveman said...
Woohoo! Sweet! Win-Win!
I'll put together something more thoughtful later, but murst of all I wanted to get this one out of my system:
1. Casey Serin is famous for his blue ball.
2. Balls are normally found in the company of a dick.
3. Cheney is, clearly, a Dick.
November 2, 2007 12:56 PM

Casey Serin said...
Dick Cheney first name (or nickname) is "Dick".

I, Casey Serin, am one.

How's that? :-)
November 2, 2007 3:15 PM

Edgar said...
KC is a prick
Cheney is a Dick
KC is a looser™
Dick Cheney is a boozer™
KC is an RE flopper
Dick Cheney is a corporate fascist war mongering pig slopper

I know, it sux, I'll try to do better tomorrow.
November 2, 2007 3:20 PM

Ogg the Caveman said...
1. Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face while quail hunting.
2. Former VP Dan Quayle once famously misspeeld "potato"
3. Idaho is famous for its potatoes.
4. A potato is a part of a vegan diet.
5. Casey Serin is proud of his loosely vegan diet.
November 2, 2007 5:54 PM

Ogg the Caveman said...
1. Dick Cheney was twice arrested for drunk driving in the 1960s, in Wyoming.
2. Wyoming is a popular fishing destination.
3. Koi is a kind of a fish.
4. Ogg the Caveman has 2759 unique koi.
5. Ogg the Caveman is sweet derivative blogger Akubi's number one fan.
6. Akubi has been known to blog about Casey Serin on occasion.
November 2, 2007 6:10 PM

Akubi said...
Digger's entry via CaseyHaterz:
-Dick Cheney is the vise president.
-He shot Harry Whittington (a lawer, but more importantly a real estate invester) in the face during a hunting trip to Corpus Christi Tx
-The famous Tejano singer Selena is from Corpus Christi.
-Selena rhymes with Galina-
Galina's skin crawls everytime she thinks about Casey shooting his gun!
(I'm sorry I didnt post to Akubi's sit, but I am on my work computer, and I cant seem to post overthere. I still wanted to play though
November 3, 2007 7:48 PM

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...
1. Dick Cheney brags about being called Darth Vader on the internet.
2. DarthVeder is the melodramatic villain in a Book called Star Wars which made millions when it was made into a movie
3. Dick Cheney made millions when Halliburton landed no bid contracts from the Tax Payers.
4. Casey Serin owes taxes (according to his blog), took out over a million dollars in liar NINJA loans and is now writing a book on the internet, bagging about it, which makes him a true life melodramatic villain, imo. .
November 4, 2007 6:40 AM

wagga said...
This morning I found evidence on the Internet that Dick the Prick was present and read the infamous Presidential Daily Briefing (PDB) on August 6th., 2001. It's gone. There must be more. Does Halliburton have Internet access? Here is the grinning monkey's version of the briefing. As you all know, some relevant and specific advice was ignored. Shoulda used ALL CAPS!.

I understand that the 6 Degrees series is meant to be funny. But because of little dickie's & georgie's hubris, 2759 innocent people lost their lives in the World Trade Center.
November 7, 2007 4:26 PM

Schnapps said...
1. Dick Cheney used with Halliburton.
2. Halliburton gives Cheney deferred compensation.
3. Deferred compensation is a form of sweet passive income.
4. Casey has pipe dreams of sweet passive income.

Also, back in March The Donald did an interview with Wolf Blitzer, where he accused Cheney of sugarcoating conditions in Iraq. And the Donald, as we all know has ties to one Robert Kiyosaki. And Casey was once openly mocked by Kiyosaki.
November 9, 2007 6:16 PM

6 Degrees of Casey Serin – Casey to Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney by ~snowpiece

Hey Kidz,

I can’t believe we never played a Dick Cheney 6 Degrees of Casey Serin game!
Well, it’s Friday and seems to fit today’s Baabaabaab theme, so letsdoit! This should be fun!

Woohoo! Win-Win!

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE! Excellent entries! To add another degree of complexity in the process, how about incorporating some Baabaabaab search terms as well?!
Currently Baabaabaab is the #1 Google search result for:
"what is the daily recommended intake of froot loops"
"percent of vitamins in frosted flakes"
"m singh casey"
Sweet!!!
Other terms of the moment include:
vampirella bondage
finance, tax container my business plan free accounting
fishnets blog
ikea logistics weakness
scoby-doo
smellmeand
bondage bloggers
late 1950 pictures of women
myanmar nudes
stomach tattoos
nietzsche widget
casey lynch thong
monks saffron
1081081081234 burma
constitutional crunch project
werner von trapp funeral
vampirella
strange architecture
jatropha circus sementi
asia times on october 18, 2007 titled the geopolitical stakes of the saffron revolution,
tattoos stomach
bettie page spanked
blogaboutablogaboutablogabout.blogspot.com ... aka a crappy bollywood blog
to gym or not to gym?
panties for the shwe
smellmeand com
sissy spaker nua
bestiality blogs
funny than shwe photo
cubic feet paris hilton
galina serin
thinspiration blog tragic perfection
casey serin
blog bestiality
is sugary cereal bad
dirty penny 1
blog bestiality in iran
jules' favorite passage in the bible in the movie pulp fiction
jatropha circus sementi

Ask a Republican

Nobody For President 2008 by ~satat

This lovely image of Cheney is dedicated to Edgar.

Via Ze's blog I found this amusing site AskaRepublican.com this morning. Some of the videos are hilarious.

Representative Richard Martin of Ohio's Bio:

Hello! Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior has delivered you to my site. Now let his spirit fill you and watch me answering questions about Republican policy at home or abroad. I hope my patriotism will show you that the best Christians are always from a gated community. I am grateful for my years as a civil servant because I’m now leveraging it in the private sector and the money is pouring inAs CEO of Ohio Petroleum and Synthetics, I guided the stock to an all-time high before I left. It wasn’t easy to leave, but based on the advice of my wife, my children and the FBI, I knew it was time to go. When my golden parachute landed, I had quadrupled the share price*.
Do I regret secretly dumping in the Ohio river? No sir. May I remind you there was a drought and I was merely “contributing” in an attempt to raise water levels, and didn’t want to call attention to my patriotism. Jesus wouldn’t have. This act of charity was spun by the liberal media and the hysterical mothers of some very, very, slightly deformed children..

Crunch-a-tize the Constitution!

Groovy find of the morning via ectoplasmosis...

YET ANOTHER UPDATE!

A related rss find of the day:

...Nothing wrong with that you might think. At least here in Britain. But in the Bible belt that is South Carolina, writing, and reading, about normal life, which in many people's eyes includes sex, was understood to be "pornographic". Her friendship with Grealy was far too intense, so intense that they had to be lesbians, didn't they? Despite being untrue, this assumption was more than enough cause for censure for some of the open-minded young women at Clemson, since, obviously, it was "not normal".

Patchett gave her talk, along with a bodyguard to protect her from angry parents and righteous 18-year-old boys - asking how often she'd cheated on her husband - and defended the students' right to read anything and not to be protected from supposedly "corrupting" texts. For, as she pointed out, if you start with her book, where do you stop? She mentioned, among others, Anna Karenina (adultery and suicide), The Great Gatsby (adultery, alcoholism, murder) and One Hundred Years of Solitude (incest). As I read the piece, I realised (having once taught a course entitled From Romeo and Juliet to Sleepless in Seattle, about the representation of love) that most of the books I had once studied, and taught, would be off-limits to the protesters at Clemson. Going to my bookshelves, I racked my brains about what I had studied as a teenager. I started Shakespeare with Othello (all that tupping), studied The Outsider in French (murder and nonchalance, which is probably just as much of a sin to some) and learnt all I needed to know about Freud and families by reading Sons and Lovers (where do I start?!). In fact the more I looked, the more I realised that in a world that considered Patchett's book as offering a "deviant sexual agenda", most of my secondary school and undergraduate syllabus would have to be banned. As would most of the books taught in the US...

- When Ann Patchett became unrequired reading

UPDATE: The NSFW Shining Twins post may have freaked some people out a bit, so I've decided to keep anything beyond PG-13 over at Zillow Book (linky is NSFW BTW) and keep this blog wholesome all-American organic sweetness.

Also, for those who have sent Yahoo! messages I seemingly haven't responded to, Yahoo! has been eating my responses again.

Don't forget to vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Cap'n Crunch Win-Win winner!