Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Another Search Term Cut-up Poetry Challenge!

BREAKING NEWS Flash!
Brand NEW Search Term additions:

masons are nihilists
pelosi buddha

UPDATE! Excellent poetry!
I have some new search terms to include in the mix:

knick-nack patty whack, give the frog a loan
history of the cigarette girl
evil amazon woman
gandhi candice
than shwe photos with panties
sasey games
japan bestiality restaurant

The School of Hardly Art by wastedpapiers

I just know some incredible poetry is lurking in the latest set of Baabaabaab's bizarre search terms!

breasts fart and blow bubbles
burmese nudes
smellmeand
nancy pelosi anal
blog bestiality
nude burmese
blog panty
bettie spanked
iamfacingforeclosure
anya milk bath
casey serin
comic bondage
yubiwaza
lovely nudes
bestiality blogs
www.myochitmyanmar
blogs bestiality
bubblegum blinkies
anya milk
not me, iraq, family circus
general than shwe 2007
anya's milk bath
no bs guaranteed unsecured credit with a 2 year old bk
bestiality blog
sidewalk front yard
than shwe
than shwe superstitious
smellmeand.com
m singh casey
architecture books blog
casey serin lawsuits
galina serin
sally engdahl au
akubi blog about blog
exurban nation
fun shui frog
funny blogs
marketa cave woman
dr isacoff
where is galina serin
dirty penny-1
buttplugs and thongs
james harvey marks
marketa cave woman ogg
i think ill move to australia
temple implant
lanna action for burma committee


BTW, I am somewhat disturbed that Baabaabaab ranks number 2 in Google search results for "blog bestiality" - particularly when I view the summaries of the other sites I'm sharing Google search result space with. Of course mentioning it is only making it worse. For the record, Baabaabaab does not in any way, shape or form condone bestiality.

17 comments:

Ogg the Caveman said...

Woohoo! Saved from an afternoon of productivity!

sidewalk front yard
than lanna action for burma committee
anya milk bath
guaranteed unsecured credit with a 2 year committee bath
no bs
galina serin
sally 2007
anya's milk bath

i think ill move to australia thongs
james harvey marks
marketa
akubi blog about blog
exurban bubbles
fun shui frog milk bath
no bs guaranteed funny blogs
marketa cave woman galina serin
sally engdahl smellmeand
nancy pelosi anal
anya milk cave woman ogg
iraq, family circus
dirty penny-1
buttplugs and thongs

No duck dongs in the search terms?

Ogg the Caveman said...

In related news, the RSS reader in Opera appears to suck.

Akubi said...

What about "breasts fart and blow bubbles"? I rather liked that one.

Ogg the Caveman said...

@ Akubi:

What about "breasts fart and blow bubbles"? I rather liked that one.

If farting and bubble-blowing breasts exists, I'm sure we'll see them on Zillow Book in a day or two.

If past experience is any indication, we've just begun to scratch the surface of the sweet poetry that can be made from those search terms.

Ogg the Caveman said...

Sweet Burma references:

not me, think ill move to nude burmese
comic bondage burma committee milk bath
burma committee with a 2 year bestiality blog
akubi blog about m singh casey action for burma 2007
general than shwe 2007 (I didn't know he had to campaign)

Personally I want guaranteed unsecured credit with a 2 year and thongs.

Akubi said...

Long day and was probably too sick to return to work (concerned I may now have an ear infection)...
Anyway, here's my cut-up of search phrases and Baudelaire's Le Chat:

Viens, mon beau chat, sur mon coeur amoureux
Hold back the breasts fart and blow bubbles
And let me plunge into your comic bubblegum blinkies
bondage
Mixed with Iraq and Family Circus
Lorsque mes doigts caressent à loisir
marketa cave woman
Ta tête et ton dos élastique,
And my anya's milk bath hand gets drunk with the pleasure
Of feeling your yubiwaza electric body,
Je vois ma femme en esprit bettie spanked. Son regard,
nancy pelosi anal fun shui frog
i think ill move to australia
no bs guaranteed unsecured credit with a 2 year old bk
temple implant

Anonymous said...

As the dove eyes the porcupine with solicitude
So too, I read akubi's
Cut-up of search phrases.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind
To contemplate the slings of outrageous
Cut-up of search phrases
Or to contemplate the somnolence
Of the arboreal sloth
On the Discover channel at 9:00 p.m., 8:00 p.m. Pacific time.

Agony, oh agony,
For edgar hath done a wiki search for himself
Only to find a short bio of Alice Lake
Alas 'twas not the watery lake
The abode of the amply feathered loon
Which was desired.
Perhaps another Google try
Ours is not to reason why.

Still, I press onward,
Into the nether internet regions
Of anya's milk bath
Wholesome goodness
Vitamin D, calcium, riboflavin fortifed.
Milk, it does a body good.

Ogg the Caveman said...

What I lack in quality I make up in quantity.

lovely nudes
and thongs
bestiality fun shui frog
temple implant
marketa cave woman ogg

blog, james blog
nude burmese
than shwe
no bs guaranteed pelosi anal
dirty penny

buttplugs and where is galina serin
ill move to australia
not me, iraq, and thongs
where is circus
sidewalk front front yard

akubi blog about blog
bubblegum blinkies
anya's milk bath
fart and blow bubbles shui frog
guaranteed unsecured credit with a cave woman

Ogg the Caveman said...

I'm sorry you're sick. Maybe you ought to think about taking tomorrow off.

Akubi said...

Latest remix:

Viens, mon beau chat, sur mon coeur amoureux
Hold back the breasts fart and blow bubbles
And let me plunge into your comic bubblegum blinkies
bondage
Mixed with Iraq and Family Circus
Lorsque mes doigts caressent à loisir
marketa cave woman
Ta tête et ton dos élastique,
And my anya's milk bath hand gets drunk with the pleasure
Of feeling your yubiwaza electric body,
Je vois ma femme en esprit bettie spanked. Son regard,
nancy pelosi anal fun shui frog
i think ill move to australia
no bs guaranteed unsecured credit with a 2 year old bk
temple implant
Mongolia? Si le viol, le poison, le poignard, l'incendie,
N'ont pas encore brodé de leurs plaisants dessins
Le canevas banal de nos piteux destins,
C'est que notre âme, hélas! n'est pas assez hardie.
Then spoke the thunder
than shwe superstitious 272
Madame Sosostris, famous clairvoyante,
Had a bad cold, nevertheless sidewalk front yard
Is known to be the wisest exurban bubbles in thong
The burial butt-plugs
Da
And fishnet
Koi a certain number.
Datta
With a wicked pack of cards.
Or in memories draped by the beneficent spider
Or under seals broken by the lean solicitor
Dear Prudence
What is your number?
damyata
temple implant
Marketa and a Dr. of spanking, relentless foreclosure for nancy pelosi's Big Buddha.
I sat upon the shore
Fishing, with the arid plain behind me
Shall I at least set my lands in order?

London Bridge is falling down falling down falling down
Koi
Poi s'ascose nel foco che gli affina
Quando fiam ceu chelidon—O swallow swallow
Le Prince d'Aquitaine à la tour abolie
strange architecture
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
Why then Ile fit you. Hieronymo's mad againe.
Datta. Dayadhvam. Damyata.

Shantih shantih shantih

Ogg the Caveman said...

Koi poetry is sweet.

Ogg the Caveman said...

BTW, I am somewhat disturbed that Baabaabaab ranks number 2 in Google search results for "blog bestiality" - particularly when I view the summaries of the other sites I'm sharing Google search result space with. Of course mentioning it is only making it worse. For the record, Baabaabaab does not in any way, shape or form condone bestiality.

Where does "bestiality" come up on this blog, anyway, other than in these search term poetry posts? I don't recall seeing it anywhere, and I'm not about to search for it during looser W2 hours.

Akubi said...

@Ogg,
It was that awful (SFW) restaurant in Japan. BTW, Marketa has provided a NSFW ode to your poetery at Zillow Book.

@Edgar,
Luba flipped (NSFW) over yours!

Ogg the Caveman said...

Ah yes, that entry. I may have repressed the memory.

I look forward to checking out the sweet imagery a little later...

Akubi said...

Byron's The Dream (beginning) remix:
Our life is twofold; Sleep hath its own funny blogs,
A boundary between the things misnamed
Lovely nudes and existence: Sleep hath its own world,
And a wide realm of wild than shwe photos with panties,
And dreams in their anya milk bath have breath,
And breasts fart and blow bubbles and the touch of joy;
They leave a weight upon our fun shui frog,
They take a weight from off waking yubiwaza,
They do divide our being; they become
A portion of our bettie spanked as of our time,
And look like heralds of no bs guaranteed unsecured credit with a 2 year old bk;
They pass like casey serin lawsuits -they speak
Like bubblegum blinkies of the future; they have power -
The tyranny of pleasure and of evil amazon woman;
They make us what we were not -what anal Nancy Pelosi will,
And shake us with the vision that's gone by,
The dread of vanished buttplugs and thongs -Are they so?
Is not the past all shadow? -What are they?
Comic bondage? -The mind can make
Substances, and people panties of its own
With sasey games brighter than have been, and give
Anya’ milk bath to forms which can outlive all architecture books.
I would recall a vision which I dreamed
Perchance in sleep -for in itself a temple implant,
A slumbering thought, is capable of years,
And curdles a long life into one blog panty
knick-nack patty whack, give the frog a loan

Ogg the Caveman said...

Hey, no fair bringing in actual talent! Some of us can't compete with that. Oh well, here's this contribution:

Restaurant
burmese about blog
breasts fart and blow bubbles
exurban nation

blog panty
marketa cave burmese
marketa cave woman ogg
lovely nudes

bettie spanked
akubi blog australia
than shwe photos with panties
sasey games

than shwe
than shwe blog
casey serin lawsuits
yubiwaza

funny blogs
fun shui frog
I think ill move to frog a loan
akubi blog about blog


The cat would like to add "/.....".

Centipede said...

Blake's "A Dream"

Once a dream did weave a shade
O’er my Anya-guarded milk bed,
That an emmet lost its way
Where on grass methought masons are nihilists
I lay.

Troubled, 'wilder'd, and forlorn,
Dark, benighted, travel-worn,
Over many a tangled spray,
All heart-broke I heard her say: dirty penny-1
fun shui frog milk bath

‘O, my bubblegum! do they cry?
Do they hear their breasts fart and sigh?
Now they look abroad to see:
Now return and weep for me.’

Pitying, I dropp'd a tear;
But I saw a glow-worm near,
Who replied: ‘What wailing wight
Calls the watchman of the night?

‘I am set to light the ground,
While the beetle goes his round:
Follow now the beetle’s hum;
Little wanderer, hie thee pelosi buddha home.’