Hey Kidz,It's time to vote for the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Than Shwe winner!
Woohoo! Win-win!
Here are the super-sweet entries to choose from:
Edgar said...
Hi akubi!
That's easy:
1) Than Shwe is a tin pot dictator who pisses me off.
2) Casey Serin doesn't have a pot to piss in, and he pisses me off.
3) Done.
October 5, 2007 2:44 PM
Edgar said...
No BBQ sauce, Edgar?
Okay ogg:
1) Than Shwe is an ass.
2) A ham is made from the ass of a pig.
3) Chevron is a U.S. pig corporation that exploits foreign people for their oil.
4) Casey Serin documented his flipping, cash back, and fraudulent borrowing exploits on a blog called iamfacingforeclosure.com.
5) Casey Serin, aka KC, and Than Shwe, aka tin pot dictator and American puppet, should both have their asses barbequed in KC Masterpiece barbeque sauce, which, BTW, contains molasses.
October 5, 2007 5:58 PM
Ogg the Caveman said...
1. Than Shwe's birthday is February 2.
2. Than Shwe was the head of the Burmese government during the crackdown of 2007.
3. Than Shwe became deputy minister of defense in 1985.
4. On Than Shwe's orders, a constitutional convention began on January 9, 1993.
5. Casey Serin has 2759 unique creditors.
October 5, 2007 5:58 PM
Ogg the Caveman said...
Ok, one more:
1. Than Shwe is dictator of Burma.
2. Burma Shave used a distinctive form of advertising involving a series of roadside signs.
3. I've seen the same approach used to advertise rental hot tubs.
4. A hot tub is similar to a jacuzzi.
5. In a recent post on sweet derivative blogger Akubi's porn venture, property flipper Anya appears in a jacuzzi. (NSFW, obviously)
6. Casey Serin is a failed property flipper.
October 6, 2007 5:31 PM
Schnapps said...
Although Ogg's contribution is incredibly sublime, I feel compelled to contribute:
1. Than Shwe is the leader of Myanmar (Burma) and a strong proponent of that country's participation in the Association of South East Asian Nations (ASEAN).
2. Australia is a member of the ASEAN regional forum.
3. Casey got kicked by a kangaroo in Australia.
October 5, 2007 8:05 PM
Mitchell said...
1. Than Shwe is in the news because he cracked down on the monks again.
2. The monks were demonstrating because Myanmar doubled the price of oil.
3. Prices are high because of high demand from rising economies, especially China.
4. China's boom gave it lots of US dollars to invest.
5. Foreign demand motivated Wall Street to issue as many mortgage-backed securities as it could.
6. Casey Serin got his loans because of Wall Street's eagerness to securitize them.
October 5, 2007 11:54 PM
7 comments:
Murst to post, and hopefully murst in the voting.
Sorry ogg, I never vote for the other man's chili. Bwahaha!!
In other news, this is an awfully strange job interview:
'They hatched a plot against me,' Howe asserts. 'I was given several tests which included quoting a speech in a variety of foreign accents, growling like a dog and eating from a basket of apples. Eventually I was physically thrown out of the company's building for not 'being tough enough' to stand up to the mental and physical rigours of the post.
Burma generals rather dumb.
That's one fucked up job interview. I'm surprised the guy didn't just walk out at some point.
@Ogg, yeah wondered the same thing.
This was a rather unusual interview as well:
When the 35-year-old reached his office he found someone waiting for him. This was Elizabeth Whiting, a young attractive single mother who was there to attend her final interview with Mosley for a post as database assistant.
A few minutes into the interview Mosley began taking photographs of Whiting and then, according to her testimony he began quizzing her about her private life. He then fell to the floor. The fall, drink and his modest familiarity with her prompted him to make observations about Whiting's chest and her sex life.
He told her she had 'a great cleavage' and offered her the job.
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