Tuesday, October 16, 2007

M. SINGH: Casey Serin and the Honorable Kenny ROGERS

BREAKING NEWS FLASH! M. SINGH has updated his blog for the first time since June!

For those of you who may not have access to the CaseyHaterz forum I thought I would bring M. SINGH's recent Casey to Kenny Rogers insights to your attention.

GENTLEMEN,

The photos only show one plate of pasta. However, applying light sources to the top right hand corner shows something more interesting:



As you can see, Messrs. SERIN and LUPO were sitting next to none other than the Honorable Kenny ROGERS! After noticing these would-be entrepreneurs work on their business plan, he introduced himself to Mr. SERIN. He said:

"Son, I've made a life out of massive focused action,
And spending days on finding ways to get cash back at close.
Of all the funds you siphoned, you don't even have a fraction.
If you'll pass me a shot of wheatgrass, I'll tell you what I know."

Mr. SERIN handed him his wheatgrass shot, and Mr. ROGERS drank it in one gulp. Then the Macaroni Grill became deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression. Mr. ROGERS leaned forward and whispered hoarsely:

"If you're going to play the game, boy, you have to learn to play it right.

"You got to know when to hold 'em,
know when to fold 'em,
know when to walk away,
know when to run."

Turning toward Mr. LUPO, he continued:

"Don't waste your time complaining
about your business partner's blogging.
They'll be plenty time for flogging
when you're underneath the bus."

Mr. SERIN was deeply moved by this meeting, and remembers it to this day -- October 16, 2007.

By October 17, he will have completely forgotten it.

I remain,

M. SINGH


In other news, this image intrigues me...

Divided by ~jstasilentscream

2 comments:

Ogg the Caveman said...

Murst!

Although Casey is boring, it's nice to see all the old haterz come back.

Anonymous said...

I went over to KC's new site. Not a single comment submitted by buzz saw cleared moderation. If he doesn't let the haterz® comment he has no readers. Pitiful, just pitiful. And yes, edgar's sister got banned from the forum poste haste. Thank you, thank you, no applause, please, we'll be here all week.