Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Bonnie and Clyde

9 0 0 0's photostream is well worth checking out!

Discovered via Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fucking asshole, and I look around and I see everyone else is infinitely more fucked-up than I am.





Most people seem to associate Bonnie Parker with Faye Dunaway and don't realize she was only 4 ft 11 in and weighed 90 lbs.

Jimmy Fowler, writing for the Dallas Observer noted, "although the authorities who gunned down the 23-year-old in 1934 conceded that she was no bloodthirsty killer and that when taken into custody she tended to inspire the paternal aspects of the police who held her ... there was a mystifying devolution from the high school poet, speech class star, and mini-celebrity who performed Shirley Temple-like as a warm up act at the stump speeches of local politicians to the accomplice of rage-filled Clyde Barrow."[8]


Noisy yet rather absurd version of Luna song above (unfortunately I couldn't find the original Laetitia Sadier version of Bonnie and Clyde on YouTube):





Speaking of assholes, it would appear as though Dick Cheney is really set on shooting gray wolves in his retirement.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Racing Wagga.............

MURST!

secret = [I ran right here without stopping to read the post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Anonymous said...

Actually I looked for 2.4598 minutes at 9000000000's flickr set...

He is flickr star far beyond Dunstan with the buttflap.

Akira said...

Please don't remind me of Dunstan's buttflap!
Note 9 0 0 0's profile quotes the groovy guy in Pulp Fiction (I think it might be in the bible too):
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
I should find a good video, but my dogs keep shitting and farting.

Akira said...

Ezekial 25:17 posted!
Poop cleaned up!

Anonymous said...

Brilliant on the Ezekial...yes...

Someone needs to set Cheney's ass on fire and hold him down while it burns...

Wonder how Bonnie felt as she got to know Clyde... happy maybe...??

Akira said...

@happyflowy,
That reminds me of something I meant to post on Edgar's Toilet: Outhouse arsonist strikes again on Russian Hill
There are some rather amusing comments in the thread.

Anonymous said...

Comments are rich... too rich... from the burning pottaporties story

"Ever notice how Henry Lee (the reporter) always does these stories? You don't think he might be the culprit? Drumming stories to write about so as to keep his job? "Mild mannered reporter by day.................."

Anonymous said...

I think that this is blog post is superior, without equel... in fact it's : : fey : : the ultimate... thanks Akira/Akubi...

Akira said...

Thanks heatflowy!
Are you my angel?

Anonymous said...

Good morning Akira...

I think we are angels together...

Do you feel your wings?

Anonymous said...

Bonny had dewy underpants for Clyde. They were lucky, they went out in style.

Anonymous said...

Oh Edgar... I'm sure that Bonnie had dewy panties for Clyde... cotton panties...

And they did go out with a BANG!

Anonymous said...

Annnndddd... I've been wondering all day if Bonnie wore extra high heels...

Anonymous said...

Yep, a blaze of glory.

Akira said...

Hey Flowy Folks,
Due to work and other offline stuff I seem to have been remiss today, but I would like to add Johannes Mehserle to the asshole list and wonder why the most incriminating videos are taken off YouTube. At first I thought he may have had a very bad day, was even more pathetic than the rest of the BART police (who shouldn't be carrying guns in the first place), was mildly retarded, had a panic disorder, etc., but now this asshole really does seem to be the cold-hearted pile of dog shit that he appears in the video.
So here we go Rodney King 2.0.

Anonymous said...

I tend to have a high pain tolerance ("Teflon fingers") so I didn't think much about moving a burning log in the fireplace - but then wondered why it smelled like chicken or some other disgusting meat product...Oh, it was surface burns on my skin - people actually pay money for that sort of exfoliation.
Acupuncturists always seem to be impressed with my pain tolerance, but I don’t tell them that it stops at any and all orifices – which reminds me of a "Happiness" dentist reminder postcard I received today.

Happiness in not going to the dentist.

Anonymous said...

Johannes = asshole

Dentist = tomorrow

Burned skin = ouccchhhh...

Pain tolerance = mine is lowlow

Happiness = dewyhappy

Akira said...

Hi Flowy,
Dentist will be as far from tomorrow as possible. Maybe in March or something.
The skin on my fingers just falls off and then there's another layer so it's no big deal other than that stinky chicken smell.

Anonymous said...

I can't sleep. Waa!!

Anonymous said...

The snake that cannot shed its skin dies.

Anonymous said...

...meme/sleepy/sleep...

me sorry you burned up...

StickyflowyHotFingers "/'/'/" yes snakeskinoff