Sunday, January 4, 2009

Bottom Dwellers

Strange fish...


Probably wouldn't taste bad roasted in fennel root and garlic though...

Jonathan Viner

11 comments:

hipflowy said...

Murstyblurst:::::: ::::: ::: :: :

Easy conversations, there's no such thing
No I'm shy, shy, shy
My hips they lie 'cause in reality I'm shy, shy, shy
But when I trip on my feet
Look at the ground
The words are, written in the dust
When I'm shaking my hips
Look for the swing
The words are written in the air

hehehehehehehe

i luv lykke li...fennelme

hi akira/akubi!

Akira said...

Hi hipflowy,
I love the way she deconstructs the American teen pop Britney Spears-ish crap. Also, the video seemed to match the bathroom floor of the first photo.

hipflowy said...

Hi Akira...

I'm a cultural retard... in fact I'm a cultursnob... I've never seen Miss Spears... I trust your antipraise...

I didn't really notice the floor too much cause I was zooming on the pinkhair [:)[:)[:) and fishyness... but now I see it... /2brains/ good... moresee

Mitchell said...

From a 419 scam email I just received, from "FBI Director Robert S.Mueller":

"This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, kelvin Young of HSBC,Ben of Fedex,Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to
be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation."

The premise of the email is that the "FBI" is going to give me the money to go through with the transaction, I just need to mail them my account details.

Anyway, what I want to know is... "Puppy Scammers"? I am being defrauded by impostors claiming to be "Ben of Fedex, Ibrahim Sule, Larry Christopher, [and] Puppy Scammers"? Who is this Puppy Scammers person?

Susan Canine said...

I knew a guy named "Puppy Scammers" once... he ran a huge puppy mill operation in Ohio...

He looked kinda like a basset hound...

Mitchell said...

Full email here, more or less.

They must have gone to some fraudwatch site and copied down the list of names, not realizing that Puppy Scammers is a type of fraudster, not an individual (perhaps J.R. "Puppy" Scammers, High Epopt of the Church of the Cynocephalus).

Akubi said...

@hipflowy,
I sure wish I could somehow remain in Britney Spears Ignore Mode, but she keeps showing up in my feeds.

Hi Mitchell,
I haven’t seen you here in ages. That’s f-ing hilarious. Other than my junk e-mail accounts I always forget to check , I have so many spam filters that I miss such finds. Maybe the Puppy Scammers are those losers who stuff a puppy with drugs to cross borders and leave it to die once they’ve finished their task?
Random Thoughts on Puppy Scammers:
At the dog park, I get these looks as though I’m a complete asshole because I have purebred Pomeranians I didn’t pick up at the shelter. I have fostered and saved shelter dogs, but maybe I just want to have a single non-guilty pleasure in life: Pom Pom Puppies.
But NO – PETA and people at the dog park think I’m only feeding the evil system of canine eugenics.
I’ve stopped drinking bottled water.

I recycle everything.
I take public transit or walk.
I do not own a car.
I use as little energy as possible and avoid animal-based products to the point that I'm constantly fighting anemia.

What more do these f-ing judgemental asshats want from me?!!!

@Susan Canine,
Doesn’t everyone in Ohio look like a basset hound?

heatflowy said...

Yaaaaa Akubi---youyou rock..

You say...

I recycle everything.
I take public transit or walk.
I do not own a car.
I use as little energy as possible and avoid animal-based products to the point that I'm constantly fighting anemia.

Careful anemia...

Akubi said...

@Mitchell,
Never trust a Weimaraner with a pipe - or a chair for that matter.

Hi Heatflowy!
Where are you on the guilty pleasures meter?

heatflowy said...

Hi Akubi...

Ride bike/walk/public transport as much as possible
No meaty... eat littlefish, littlechicken, cheese and eggs
Love beans (beanhead)
Greens/eater
Coffeeaddict
Recycle/share everything
Books > library.free.share
Utube > lookyfun
No batteries
Clothes > friends give.ebay.old stuff
Chocoluvluv
Bestpleasure > friendsplay.laugh.sillygiggle

NotAnOptimist said...

hm, you make me think I should feel guilty about being not so environmentally friendly. Then again, I'm just doing my part to hasten us all to death and destruction.