Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Pissed Off Geisha


bathing in gasoline

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
How can this Bikini Machines girl look so miserable yet have a perfectly clean fireplace? WTF? I have a mountain of ash everywhere that I would photo and post if it weren't for concern that some typical Marinite would sue me for it (wasted so much time on stupid trials in jury duty around here). It is a well managed pile of ash that does not represent a risk to the special enlightened people of Marin.
BTW. don't forget to check out Katrin and Nadine over at Nuclear Tentacles!

Sister Suvi - "Longlegs"
Blogger ate my post update while I was distracted, but Wagga sent me a linky to this groovy site for depressed, Aspergers, IT cases who need a plan. Hopefully, they'll keep it updated...


Flowing Heat has some tentacular, tanuclear bathing in gasoline with geisha and tentacles finds such as...




Yes, I am well aware that the above relates to Japan and the below relates to Bowie/China. I miss my friend from Japan who would drag me to aging Bowie concerts where he didn't do much, but smoke cigarettes and wheeze. I hope she's doing OK these days.

She thought I looked like Bowie which made me consider a sex change except for my lack of height.

15 comments:

thinkflowy said...

yeah)(yeah)(yeah murst/time

I can too... I can think my way...

to bathing in gasoline
~~~

sleepydreamyflowy said...

bluehackers?

i thought it would be porna for geeks...

howto emotional maintenance for geeks... very good...

sleepysleepy

Anonymous said...

I want to be a Geisha who shoots sake up Cheney's veins - with extra bubbles included.

meflowy said...

I thought Cheney was already shot up with something... like wax...

Poor Cheney... karma awaits...

Akira said...

Poor Cheney... karma awaits...
I wonder if the guy is even human. Somehow he's survived tons of heart attacks since he was around 30 yet he keeps on ticking.

Akira said...

My favorite local chocolate factories are closing :(.

pinkcoatflowy said...

Scharffen Berger closing... yow... the best chocolate for baking (other than Callebaut)

Cheney + humanform = VPRobotwalking

No heart in that man... scarywaxman

Edgar Alpo said...

wimin who flip me the bird r hot.

wagga said...

Japanese culture may not be exactly the same as our hodgepodge of Western symbology.

She just might be saying that she has an urgent need for a rigid object to be deployed in a vertical fashion...

Akira said...

@pinkcoatflowy,
I regularly keep a supply of small 82% Scharffen Berger bars on hand for mental health support and feel pissed off that it's leaving Berkeley.
Before long Scharffen Berger and Joseph Schmidt chocolate will taste as shitty as a crappy Hershey bar so then I’ll have to spend more on non-local French imports and feel guilty about carbon footprints and shit.
Anyway, once they start closing chocolate factories, one certainly knows the economy is seriously fucked.
The money had to go somewhere, right? Where?

pinkcoatflowy said...

Dear Akira... you are talking my kind of chocolate... superdark/black... 82% happyfood!

Well... this is a true test of capitalism... will the government take over chocolate production? Will long lines develop as comrades wait for their monthly ration of 2 ounces? Will chocolate black markets develop?

If Washington worked properly stimulus and bailout funds would be directed to the chocolate industry... and if Washington was clever they would realize that a healthy choco industry is more important than a bunch of fuckedup banks.

BTW: I know this secret little pirate choco outfit with the wildestbest choco... come over I'll take you there...

Akubi said...

@pinkcoatflowy
If Washington worked properly stimulus and bailout funds would be directed to the chocolate industry... and if Washington was clever they would realize that a healthy choco industry is more important than a bunch of fuckedup banks.
Exactly.
82% happyfood addicts in withdrawal will be angrily roaming the streets creating havoc while Wall Street continues to collect billions in bonuses (despite what the DABA girls say).

pinkcoatflowydrinkingChoco said...

I've heard the cafes in Paris sold extraordinary amounts of Choco after the demonstrations there...

The marchers were calmed temporarily but awoke the next morning craving marching and more Choco...

Akira said...

@Flowy,
Yeah, they take their chocolate seriously in Paris. I like the way they often let you know where the cocoa beans were grown as we do with coffee and tea.

In other news (and note to self), I'd like to explore this site when I'm not so busy: F*** My Life: My life sucks but I don't give a fuck

Chocoflowy said...

Estate Choco... yes... finestuff...

Me too Akira...