Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Deep thoughts with Sarah Palin

10/2/08 VP Debate Updates!
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10/1/08 Palin Updates!

While "sipping the haterade" Wagga sent me this:


Alaskan Perspective:
* Troopergate
* Alaskan hunters oppose Palin’s hunting policies: Alaskan sport hunters oppose aerial hunting of bears and wolves, something Palin vehemently supports. The last ballot measure to limit aerial hunting was actually brought forth by a group of hunters! Sport hunters also oppose the shooting of bears habituated to human bear viewers, something Palin also supports. I hope people can realize that Palin is not your average Alaskan hunter feeding her family with game meat. She has a pathological vendetta against wildlife that is opposed by most Alaskans and most Alaskan hunters.

Classic Palin on Charlie Rose:



Don't forget to check out the Sarah Palin Fictional Quote Generator v1!

Updates to follow.
It was so predictable that we would get to a pity-poor-helpless-Sarah phase. The press was already warming up for it on the day McCain announced her as his running mate, when NBC reporter Andrea Mitchell speculated that McCain's choice was designed to declaw scrappy Joe Biden, whose aggressive style would come off as bullying next to the sweet hockey mom from Alaska. Now, of course, we know about the hockey moms and the pit bulls; the more-powerful-than-expected Palin juggernaut forestalled the pity/victim/mean boy/poor Sarah phase.

So here it is, finally. And as unpleasant as it may be to watch the humiliation of a woman who waltzed into a spotlight too strong to withstand, I flat out refuse to be manipulated into another stage of gendered regress -- back to the pre-Pelosi, pre-Hillary days when girls couldn't stand the heat and so were shooed back to the kitchen.


Oh, BTW Palin doesn't read anything!

She's got talent though!

45 comments:

Ogg the Caveman said...

Murst!

Funny stuff. Thanks. I'm stuck doing looser W-2 stuff tonight and can use the amusement.

Akubi said...

Hi Ogg,
Perhaps it is due to some sort of bandwidth issue, but Sarah's video above appears to be nothing but black now.
Kookoo kitty’s latest issues that kept me up last night have left me somewhat high-strung and OCD this evening.
I've been spraying Lysol on everything while carefully avoiding Kookoo’s Feliway zone.
Currently watching some Aztec heart sacrifice program on PBS I’ve seen before.

edgar said...

My hopes / aspirations for my gubbermint have deteriorated severely in the last eight years. As long as the don't nuke me w/ WMDs, torture me, or poison my cat with imported chinese pet food I will look the other way as they rape, pillage, and plunder my country.

Dead Moose said...

Sarah Palin Inspiring More Women To Kill

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

Hi Akubi,
Just for fun, I need you guys to go vote for FMW on the Housingpanic blog poll! hehehehe thanks.
Shamless.

PS> The foreign bank Paulson bail out sucks balls.

wagga said...

@FMW Send us a pointer & we'll vote.

Out with Ifill & in with Letterman!

Akubi said...

@Edgar,
As you well know our bailout relies on a certain amount of Chinese funding.

@Dead Moose,
Yet another reason to hate her! Check out Alaskan hunting addition above.

@FMW,
I've voted for you twice - not that there's anything wrong with that!

@Wagga,
If you go to Housing Panic there is a "Favorite HP'er" vote on the right.
Letterman would be a hell of a lot more entertaining!

Lab Dog™ said...

Don't forget to check out Hot Stanford Law Ass in Fishnets on Zillow Book!

NotAnOptimist said...

Miss Fishnets is definitely an enticing reason to attend Law School. And, hey, you gotta pay off those student loans somehow?

puffed-up dimwit said...

Mad Dog Palin

Akubi said...

@Notanoptimist,
In her current form, she's too over-engineered for my taste, but I bet she was cute before all the work was done.

@Dimwit,
Sweet find! For other sweet Palin-related finds check my update above.

The DEBATE STARTS NOW!

wagga said...

I've sent the following message off to my putative representatives:

Title: Your vote for Pork & Pork & Lentil Soup = My vote for your Opponent.

Dear Representative:

I think of myself as a neutral observer, & that's generally true.

But NOW I'M REALLY MAD.

This LOAP* bailout bill is "sweetened" by adding on pork.

Example: No tariff on children's wooden arrows to make one congress-critter happy enough to vote for it. (That's only 6 million dollars)

Example: Funds for those affected by the Valdez disaster. (Only 223 million dollars) - Mobil-Exxon successfully weaseled out their billions of dollars of responsibility through the legal system.

Probably 435 distinct bribes glued onto this bloody pig.

What pottage are they adding on to this so that you will sell our birthright? Remember Esau selling out to Jacob?

This is bribery & corruption.

Personally, the effect of passing the bill would benefit my clients, & hence my business, but this thing is so wrong, so full of moral hazard it's TOXIC.

In an honest world, political corruption would lead to jail. For you. Your corpus in an actual jail.

In the real world, we will just vote you out of office.

I'm very aware that that it's very unlikely that you will read this, so the email title speaks for itself, so that the staff who insulate you from the real world can just tally up the score.

Four words to die for:

Privatize Gains, Socialize Losses.

Signed: A deeply unhappy constituent.

* Lipstick On A Pig

You have my permission to plagiarize, copy, xerox, whatever - just email the message off to your rep. & bust their fucking servers!

Akubi said...

"Kid's soccer game" BS from Palin.

Akubi said...

Random Palin BS non-answer.

Akubi said...

New energy/maverick crap. Puke!

Akubi said...

@Wagga,
I'm pissed about the bailout as well, but I've been looking forward to this silly/funny debate so I'm massively focusing on it at the moment.

edgar said...

politicians make me pukey.

Akubi said...

Sarah has a bigger flag pin.

Akubi said...

Uh oh, Palin is confused again.

Akubi said...

She is so full of shit.

Akubi said...

@Edgar,
Are you watching this spectacle?

Akubi said...

Biden is getting riled up which isn't good.

Akubi said...

Why couldn't she remember the Exxon Valdez Supreme Court ruling?

Ogg the Caveman said...

Debate Drinking Game:

1. When Palin says "in Alaska" or "in the state of Alaska", drink.

Akubi said...

Toxic mess on Main Street affecting Wall Street? Huh?

Akubi said...

It is so obvious she's memorized her "Talking Points" and doesn't have a clue what she is saying, but she'll probably appeal to a certain sector of hockey/soccer moms with that folksy BS.

Akubi said...

Drill, drill!

Ogg the Caveman said...

She's going to learn the hard way that casting issues as Alaska vs the rest of the country doesn't play as well nationwide as it does there.

The thing that's coming through most obviously to me is not her ignorance but her local mindset.

Akubi said...

She is so full of shit.

Akubi said...

@Ogg,
Actually, I think she may have been coached to fall back on her experience in Alaska when she doesn't know WTF else to say.

Akubi said...

She did well in her Alaska debate clips I've seen, but Alaska has very little to do with the rest of the country.
Now she's tolerant?

Ogg the Caveman said...

Interesting... whenever she says something she's uncomfortable with, she follows it with "but" very quickly and with rising volume and pitch.

Akubi said...

Regarding gay marriage: Sweet move Biden!

Akubi said...

@Ogg,
Yeah, a lot more than her debates in Alaska - it is all part of the BS soccer/hockey mom training.

Akubi said...

She is like a cartoon character.

Akubi said...

Huh?
WTF is she saying?

Akubi said...

I'm sure there are tons of Jews in Wasilla Palin can relate with.

Akubi said...

Am I watching SNL or is this for real?!

Ogg the Caveman said...

Nucular!

Akubi said...

Nucular!
Terrasts!

Akubi said...

Oh no!
Wonkette seems to be down...

Akubi said...

REPEAT
RETRY
FAIL!

Sarah, STFU!
You are even more embarrassing than George W. Retard!

Akubi said...

I'm so nauseated by Palin cheerleader yet I do like the "Hey Sarah Palin" video I posted above and think it has potential.
David Brooks is delusional.

edgar said...

@Edgar,
Are you watching this spectacle?


No. The political system is a joke. It just doesn't matter anymore.

As for drinking games, try the lies, spin, and buzzword game. You will be wasted before they get halfway through. The funniest part about it is that most amurkins can't even see what dire straits the country is in. I'm not talking about the eCONoME either.

Orifice said...

"crap, mondays, phlegm, starbucks, hatch, austin, gak, hookers, orifice, connections, cauterize this"