Speaking of meat, guns and Sarah Palin, I suspect she may in fact be a DMGD case in drag.
Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD) has, until this month, been considered only a theory in the scientific world, but now the long-suspected link between hunting and unusually small penis size has been established as scientific fact by the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization (DMGDRO). The DMGDRO has conducted an extensive two-year study on men with diminutive male genitalia disorder.
via The PETA Files
Hat tip to Ogg for this find: