Sunday, November 30, 2008

Edie the Enchanted Doll

I miss Tanta. RIP.
Edie
100 pieces. Limited Edition Nude

Porcelain, Ball-jointed.13.5” tall. China-paint and body blush. Natural Mohair/Silk. Steel springs. Leather joint lining.
$2,185 CND
via Sexoteric


13 comments:

Lab Dog™ said...

MURST!

Centipede said...

Life is an endless series of failed outcomes.

Akubi said...

When my friend sent me her wedding pictures, I thought I looked like some twisted doll from hell in the awful dress. Maybe I just associate dresses with dolls and not real people.
My cat stinks and I wish she would stop meowing in my face.
As I entertain my return to the single lifestyle, perhaps I should purchase those big Angelina Jolie lips so I can pout here, there or everywhere. That would be sexy.

NotAnOptimist said...

Holy smokes, dolls creep me out.

Akubi said...

Hi NOA!
I'm too depressed about Tanta to stay online any longer.

w said...

Fake lips are not sexy, but smiling is!

Edgar Alpo said...

Tanta was a credit to bloggers everywhere. She was credible and prolific. I didn't agree with her viewpoints very often, but her facts were indisputable.

edgar said...

JnJ buys firm plastic titties, er, JnJ buys plastic titty firm, yeah, that's it.

wagga said...

missing

wagga said...

missing

Akubi said...

@W,
I agree, but they seem to be popular in porn and Fox News circles. Rather than fake lips, I succumbed to another form of consumerism today: http://www.amazon.com/iRobot-110-Dirt-Workshop-Robot/dp/B000OQAMOO/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1228184443&sr=8-1
I always wanted my own personal robot.

@Edgar,
How did you disagree with Tanta?

@Wagga,
Is that in reference to Edgar?

Aside:
While I was commenting, the hot Safeway delivery guy came by and he asked how my Thanksgiving was and I told him it sucked. He didn’t quite expect that answer – so I mentioned the break up and we discussed how certain sorts of dogs and cats can create issues in relationships. He also mentioned that he just got divorced and it somehow involved a pain in the ass Abyssian cat. "Divorced? Aren’t you too young for that sort of thing?" I asked. Turns out it was his 2nd divorce and he’s older than me! I want to be half-black too. Wow, I had no idea he was thirty f-ing nine – so I don’t have to feel like a "cougar" and he knows the personal details of my groceries and crazy dogs.
As he left, he came back in the door and said "Well, since we’re both single now perhaps we should get together…"
"You have my cell phone number via Safeway," I said. I do not like having the ball in my f-ing court.
That was the end of it. He is so fucking hot – a cross between the surfer/lifeguard ex and Obama. K, I’m either in love or LUST. And I haven't had sex in over a week!

edgar said...

@Edgar,
How did you disagree with Tanta?

I may be confusing her with CR, but it seems like some of the solutions she proposed were totally fascist. I think she was pleased with the appointment of Geithner to the Treasury, a move Hank Paulson heartily endorsed as well. I don't know, you could tell she was a bankster at heart.

Akubi said...

Paulson sucks. Tanta had a real opinion, something CR lacked. She told it like it is and he was cautiously boring.

Still massively focusing on the Safeway delivery guy. Need shower.