Sanyo calls their creation the Solar Ark. But let’s face it: it’s the Sanyo Solar Penis. At over a thousand feet long and 120 feet high, it’s the biggest solar wang in the world.
The Ark is actually is pretty cool piece of technology. It’s covered with over five thousand high-efficiency solar panels — enough to generate 500,000 KWh of clean, green electricity. There’s a built-in solar energy museum, and multicolor lights across the Ark’s surface can be used to spell out a variety of animated messages. Viagra commercials, perhaps.
No doubt Sony is dying of solar envy.
Sanyo’s Solar Penis Is Bigger Than Yours
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The article doesn't say, but I assume the solar wang is in the same country that gave us the penis shifter.
Yes, it's in Gifu, Japan :).
It is an solar harmonica.
Yes, it does look like a harmonica.
In other news, hydrofungal farming of the retro-future.
Hydrofungal my ass. They're making Soylent Green!
You've got a point there, @Ogg.
This article is like something out of the Twilight Zone: It could be the weirdest and most embarrassing prediction in the history of cosmology, if not science. If true, it would mean that you yourself reading this article are more likely to be some momentary fluctuation in a field of matter and energy out in space than a person with a real past born through billions of years of evolution in an orderly star-spangled cosmos. Your memories and the world you think you see around you are illusions.
Soylent green is people!
In other news, it's Mr. Ethanol!
Since I don't have a car I could use Mr. Ethanol for an Absolut party time. Sweet!
Switchgrass ethanol claims to return 540% EROEI.
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