Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Fishnet Friday Halloween!

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE (via Wagga): Townsfolk destroy Palin effigy with explosives
BURN BABY BURN!

Happy Halloween with fishnets! Woohoo!

1940's Halloween Starlet in Fishnets via Sexy Witch.

Junko Mizuno
Inner Beauty by ~mechanicalwhisp

via Percy Trout

25 comments:

wagga said...

Is "Murst" still legal in the putative absence of our boi?

Ogg the Caveman said...

Murst has been legal in the other temporary absences of Fliptard. I assume it remains legal now.

Sweet finds, Akubi. The back thing creeps me out a little, but this is the day for that sort of thing.

Ogg the Caveman said...

Otto the Octopus Wreaks Havoc

NotAnOptimist said...

Agree with Ogg: Inner Beauty is kinda freaky. Happy Fishnet Friday Halloween!!

Akubi said...

I want to adopt Otto the Octopus! He is so cool!
@Wagga,
Let's hope boi koi gets the help he needs and it doesn't require our taxpayer money - boi is a Libertarian so let him figure it out in his cardboard house.

@Ogg and @NOA,
I think Inner Beauty is awesome!
A BM corset with teeth = woohoo!

Ogg the Caveman said...

I can just see it. Casey's next scheme will be flipping refrigerator cartons for sweet cashback at close.

Akubi said...

Your Sexy ‘Political’ Halloween Costumes

Mitchell said...

Palin versus the fruit fly... there's got to be mileage there.

Or, since it was "fruit fly research in Paris, France", perhaps we should call them "freedom flies"?

Edgar Alpo said...

Ode to a Fliptard

How do I hate thee?
Let me count the ways.
I hate thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I hate thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I hate thee freely, as men strive for right.
I hate thee purely, as they turn from praise.
I hate thee with the passion put to use
In my old briefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I hate thee with a hate I seemed to lose
With my lost saints. I hate thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but hate thee better even after death.

Ogg the Caveman said...

More discussion of Otto the Octopus

I'm not sure if the first comment is legit or not, but it's worth reading for the octopus porn reference.

Ogg the Caveman said...

Does The One Habit of Highly Ineffective Slapdicks remind you of anyone?

He also says he’s “taking massive action” all the time. He sits around and masterminds, and then he takes massive action. I do this, too. I do it all the time. I just call it something else, and my computer usually gets a big-time fucking virus out of the deal from all the porn I need to sift through in order to get it done.

Akubi said...

@Mitchell,
Or, since it was "fruit fly research in Paris, France", perhaps we should call them "freedom flies"?
Good one :)!

@Edgar,
Your name reflects you poetic skillz and justice.

@Ogg,
I like this Otto Octo comment:
KlassyGuy 1 point 20 hours ago[-]

Octopi have appendages that can control things, it's a little harder to do it with fins and such. Monkeys I understand, but fish are a different thing. Anybody up for "global thermonuclear war?"

Akubi said...

Due to a Bachelorette Party this weekend (why is everyone getting married these days?), I'm not up on the latest in the KC saga.
Perhaps because I spend most of my time at work and home with guys, I'm utterly clueless about this "fertility" crap they were discussing – the pluses and minuses of temperature vs. urine kits and such. Do married women only have sex when they're ovulating these days? That seems awfully strange. Maybe they have super massively focused upside down sex when they're ovulating?
Someone help me out here (or all fall back on my marriage sucks theory)!
I didn’t ask because I’m already known as the asocial eccentric who hates cars, meat and too many people.

Akubi said...

K, I was somewhat bored and annoyed at the said party and unleashed it all on my friend's older sister who I secretly hated because she was in the YOUNG REPUBLICAN PARTY in freaking high school.
WTF?
She seemed to remember more than I the next day.

wagga said...

sarah punked

Ogg the Caveman said...

In loosely Casey-related news, demand for organic food is falling.

Akubi said...

I WANT TO FLY INTO YOUR AIRSPACE

(The Repug works for the Chinese.)

Akubi said...

@Ogg,
Regarding food and such, I consume so much crap online I don't have the opportunity or interest in indexing, I couldn't remember the Slow Food concept this morning...

Akubi said...

Imagine Charlie the Unicorn asking...
For those currently or formerly married do you only have sex for a purpose like Highlights for Kids?
BTW, the Repug was for prop 8.
And if it weren't for me she never would have had a f-ing orgasm.

Anonymous said...

Sarah Palin is losing friends in Alaska.

Ogg the Caveman said...

I gather McCain's in the weeds in AZ too.

Akubi said...

@Ogg,
Are they native weeds?

NotAnOptimist said...

@Edgar:
Love the ode. Excellent.

@Akubi:
Marriage sucks. All the TV ads for prop 8 also suck.

P.S. I love my parents, but there are times when I feel like cracking my head open and digging my brains out with a silver spoon. itsallgood.

Edgar Alpo said...

Hi guyz and galz,

Thanx for the kudos, but I had to mangle Elizabeth Barrett Browning to do it, without giving her credit no less. :D

Edgar Alpo said...

While I'm at it I may as well give Melville his props:

...to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee...